Translator: Noodletown Translations Editor: Noodletown Translations

“Did you hear that we can grow vegetables in Qzone in QQ! The spiritual plants there can increase our cultivation strengths! It needs nothing but planting and harvesting!” The players who were playing The Legend of Mir 2 chatted with each other.

“So magical?”

“Shall we try it? It’s free! We can hurry back after planting.”

“Okay! Let’s go and have a look!”

…

Even though the System took the majority of the profits, Mr. Fang made quite a lot of crystals. However, after spending most of his income on the shop in Half City, he was almost kicked into poverty.

Fortunately, the shops were full of customers these days and earned lots of money, which gradually replenished Mr. Fang’s pocket.

After dinner, Fang Qi was flossing his teeth with his legs crossed. With money coming in, he was feeling a bit smug. Should I find some time to go shopping? Buy some luxurious stuff? It’s late today… Tomorrow, I’ll watch TV drama… and the day after…

Damn! Mr. Fang gave up on his idea. Maybe I’ll wait a few days…

At this thought, Fang Qi opened the game and clicked open QQ to invite all the people who had opened Qzone to be his friends.

“Someone sent me a friend invitation?” At Su Tianji’s recommendation, Xue Daolv was also playing Qzone since she told him that it would cost him little time but would bring him great benefits. He was now busy growing vegetables.

Seeing someone sending him a friend invitation, he was reluctant at first until he found that it was from Mr. Fang.

He immediately clicked Yes!

Elder Fu had just finished growing a batch of vegetables and was playing Diablo with Nalan Hongwu. At the prompt of QQ, he found that someone wanted to add him as a friend.

Mr. Fang?

Fang Qi had had Nalan Hongwu as his friend and didn’t have Elder Fu, and Elder Fu was surprised at his invitation. Why does he want to add me?

“What’s it?” Nalan Hongwu saw his surprise.

“Nothing. That kid Fang Qi suddenly wants to add me as a friend.” Elder Fu said, “I’ll just click Yes and ignore him.”

In Qzone, Dong Qingli and Zhang Wanyu were browsing the shop together.

“I want to buy this!” Dong Qingli pointed at a huge stuffed Pikachu and said, “This yellow mouse is cute! And it’s not expensive!”

“This house is too crude,” Zhang Wanyu said, “I plan to save some money and decorate it, and it will look nice when I invite friends over!”

“Good idea!”

“Ugh?” Zhang Wanyu sounded surprised.

“What’s it?”

“Mr. Fang wants to add me as a friend!” Zhang Wanyu said, “He has you as his friend; why does he want to add me?”

“He might want to get to know you in secret!” Dong Qingli speculated naïvely as if she had discovered a new continent.

“Nonsense!”

Bai Lang was playing the Legend of Mir 2 when a message popped out from QQ.

“Mr. Fang? Add me as a friend?”

“I received the message too!” Zhou Hongying gasped beside him.

“Me too!” The middle-aged cultivator, Zhan Yan, was also surprised.

…

By now, Fang Qi’s friend list grew from about 20 to almost 100, and the number was still growing as time went by.

Tell the truth! Why do you want to add my disciples as your friends? Su Tianji was wary and sent a message to question him, afraid that this despicable guy wanted to lure her good disciples away from her!

He is trying to lure both at the same time! One is alright, but this is outrageous!

At this moment, Su Tianji was tuning her guzheng. The Wind in Pines composed by Ji Kang wasn’t expensive, and Su Tianji liked it very much. After practicing for a while, she could now manage to play the whole piece.

She had just called her two disciples over and heard from them that Mr. Fang had added both as friends!

What is he up to?

Su Tianji built a guzheng platform on the field beside her house. After placing the guzheng on it, she plucked the strings while she waited for Fang Qi’s reply.

She was familiar with guzheng, and now she was proficient with this piece of music.

While she played it, the crisp notes floated into the forest with the breeze.

Her two disciples hummed along while following the rhythm of the music, and they looked like immortals who lived in seclusion.

Of course, only if they didn’t see the following scene.

They saw a figure sneaking into the fenced field in the courtyard with a spade and digging at the biggest White Gold Spiritual Daikon.

“Master… That’s…” Fenghua and Yuexin’s minds went blank.

Su Tianji who was engrossed in the playing turned her head and saw the figure digging out the big daikon and running with it in his arms!

“Stop!” Su Tianji immediately roared in anger.

She put the guzheng on one side and ignored it while she chased after that figure at top speed!

However, when she chased into her courtyard, the thief was gone.

“Fang Qi!!” Su Tianji gritted her teeth, and her eyes had flames in them.

You dared to steal my daikon?! The daikon that I’ve planted for hours with great efforts got stolen like this?

“Master! Master!” Fenghua and Yuexin checked their gardens and said, “Our vegetables were stolen too!”

“What?!” Su Tianji exploded in fury instantly!

Meanwhile, Mr. Fang had returned to his place and was counting his loot.

“Su Tianji, one big daikon. Fenghua, one big daikon; Yuexin, ten spiritual oranges… Zhang Wanyu, ten spiritual oranges…”

By now, Mr. Fang had stolen vegetables from dozens of people, and the loot made him thousands of gold coins! He was rich!

“What should I buy?” Mr. Fang, who had gotten rich overnight, browsed the shop and the many items in it.

“Seeds. I’ll buy some seeds of spiritual grains. Two sets of clothes… Armani suits are nice! I’ll take one! Sapphire-blue mage robe? Looks interesting. I’ll take one.”

“I’ll buy a dog too…” Fang Qi believed that a dog was a necessary addition to his house. Soon, he came to the section for pets.

There were two kinds of dogs in Qzone; one was ordinary pet dogs, and the other was dogs that could guard the house after training. The latter was more expensive.

Fang Qi browsed the list. “Golden Retriever… Husky… Native dogs…”

Fang Qi bought an Akita Inu. The moment that he bought it, he saw a figure rushing in. After all, friends could enter each other’s places as long as the doors weren’t closed.

“Fang Qi!” Su Tianji walked over with a dark expression and reached out her hand. “Return my daikon to me!”

“Why?” Mr. Fang said righteously, “I stole it with my abilities! Why should I return it?!”

Su Tianji instantly lost it, and she used her ultimate techniques.

Lion Roar!

Turtle Fist!

Invincible Wheel Punches!

TL Note: These are the names for the roars and random punches in China.

Mr. Fang fled while covering his head with his hands