Chapter 45 - One Testicle per Fish
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nTranslator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
nQian Du was one of the most popular fashion magazines in the country.
nThe Chief Editor had a sharp eye, and a personality to match.
nOf course, this meant that scores of people were dying to be featured in the magazine. To Best Actor Fu, getting a contract was a breeze.
nEven though Fu Sichen had a big presence, he also had a small temper.
nHe was never late, never delayed shooting, and never acted spoiled. This led to his excellent reputation for professionalism in the industry. People clamored to have contracts with him.
nBut this time, the highly professional and polite Fu Sichen brought along a cat.
nThe snow white Persian cat wore a black cat suit with the words “Big Handsome Hunk” embroidered on the back. He nestled lazily in Best Actor Fu’s arms.
nThis was also the first time that the Persian cat was so agreeable when it came to being carried. The truth was that the cat was sleepy, so he didn’t have any energy to cause a scene.
n“Best Actor Fu, this cat…” The staff at the publishing company glanced at the cat with a troubled expression, “He’s very cute and all, but…”
nHis boss had pet fish!
nRecently, the fish had been looking ill. This made Chief Editor Zhang worried sick. If something happened to the fish, Chief Editor Zhang would definitely go crazy.
n“It’s okay.” Fu Sichen insisted, “Even though my cat likes to eat fish, he doesn’t like to eat sashimi.”
nThe staff didn’t know what to think.
nWhat kind of logic was this? How could a cat differentiate between cooked and raw fish? He might as well say that his cat was afraid of rats!
nIf Fu Sichen had known what the staff was thinking, then he would definitely give him a prize.
nCongratulations for guessing correctly. My cat really is afraid of rats.
nFu Sichen placed the cat down on the sofa with great care. He ignored all of the strange stares, and covered the cat with a blanket.
nWang Youquan rolled his eyes at the sight.
nFu Sichen was crazy!
nHe treated the cat like a human… No… Not even a human would get this kind of treatment from Fu Sichen!
n“The shoot will be over soon.” Before leaving to get ready for the shoot, Fu Sichen whispered quietly to the cat, “Behave yourself, and I’ll take you to eat breakfast soon.”
nThen, with his hand sliding down from the Persian cat’s neck to his underbelly, he added, “Don’t touch the fish… otherwise, it’s one testicle per fish.”
nPei Zhen the cat had been pretending to be asleep.
nBut when he heard that, his whole body stiffened up. He opened his eyes wide and stared at Fu Sichen in horror.
nThis b*stard…
nPei Zhen would never let go of any opportunity to get Fu Sichen into trouble.
nEven if he didn’t like eating raw fish, he could still manage to wreak havoc.
nBut now, Fu Sichen was threatening him with castration. Pei Zhen was definitely not going to put his manhood at risk just for a prank.
nDamn it!
nHe gave Fu Sichen a long and nasty look before raising his paws with his claws extended. He turned around angrily with his back facing Fu Sichen. His fur was all puffed up, and every cell in his body screamed, “Go away!”
nFu Sichen smiled briefly before straightening up to walk towards the staff. “Let’s start. I have to catch a flight at 11 am.”
n“Sure, sure. Best Actor Fu, let’s do your makeup.”
nThe studio was busy because of all the people walking around and talking. Even though he was tired, Pei Zhen couldn’t fall back to sleep anymore.
nNot to mention, Pei Zhen heard someone moan somewhere in the background.
n“This feels awful.”
n“I can hardly breathe.”
n“Oh oh, who am I? Where am I?”
nIt was a small voice and could barely be heard.
nIt also probably didn’t come from a human.
nIf it wasn’t human… then was it a ghost?
nPei Zhen ended up scaring himself, so he quickly tried to calm down. He looked around before coming to the conclusion that the noise was coming from the fish tank.
nHe stopped pretending that he was asleep.
nPei Zhen jumped down from the sofa and ran towards the fish tank.
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