Chapter 477 - Relationship Mentor Li Ergou
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nTian Du City.
nSword Card Master Association.
nLu Ming quietly returned to his room.
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nAlthough he had discovered the splashes in the bathroom earlier, as a smart president, he did not hastily expose this hidden threat.
nOtherwise…
nEven Qiu Shuyi might not be able to save him!
nWell…
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nIt was too close!
nOf course.
nThrough this, he could tell how terrifying the enemy was!
nThese people…
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nThey had already ambushed themselves in the association!
nLu Ming felt somewhat stunned at the thought of it.
nHence…
nHe returned to the room.
n“Xiao-Xiaojian,”
nLu Ming muttered inwardly although he looked indifferent.
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n“What is the matter?”
nXiao-Xiaojian, who was mending the wall, asked impatiently. It was a rare chance for it to be alone with Xiao-Xiaobai. Could Lu Ming not mess this up?!
nPuff!
nPuff!
nAs it mended the wall, it lunged towards Xiao-Xiaobai…
nLu Ming’s face darkened. Can you have some backbone?
n“Something happened a while ago.”
nHe transmitted the earlier scene that he saw to Xiao-Xiaojian.
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nXiao-Xiaojian was silent for a moment. “Is that all?”
n“Right!”
nLu Ming looked serious.
n“Why don’t… You go to the hospital and do a check up?”
nXiao-Xiaojian suggested.
n“Haha.”
nLu Ming only stared at Xiao-Xiaojian coldly and then smiled faintly. “Do you miss Brother Cat?”
nXiao-Xiaojian paused for a moment.
nForget it.
nThere were many chances to be alone with Xiao-Xiaobai. If it were to be pressed against the ground by Brother Cat in front of Xiao-Xiaobai, that would be too embarrassing! Why did it have to do that?!
nHence…
nIt transmitted the news to Xiao-Xiaobai. Xiao-Xiaobai transmitted it to Xiaobai and then Xiaobai to Qiu Shuyi. The news quietly spread in that way.
nVery soon…
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nQiu Shuyi rushed over.
n“This way.”
nLu Ming led her into the bathroom.
nWell…
nQiu Shuyi took a glance.
nToilet bowl…
nSwoosh!
nQiu Shuyi shot a Sword Aura into the waters and it blasted into the toilet bowl pipes. However, nothing happened and they did not detect any strange aura.
n“There is no one.”
nQiu Shuyi shook her head.
nLu Ming, →_→.
nThis was strange.
nHe had clearly sensed that there was something wrong..
n“It’s okay.”
nQiu Shuyi consoled and said, “Alert me when you sense the opponent again.”
n“Okay.”
nLu Ming nodded slightly.
n“Young man, you have to admit that you’re growing older.”
nLooking at the sky, Xiao-Xiaojian sighed continuously.
n“Haha.”
nLu Ming glanced at it. “Believe it or not, if the enemy is really here, I won’t be the one injured. This is because you’ll be the first one blocking the attack.”
nXiao-Xiaojian’s body stiffened.
nOh.
nDamn!
nIt almost forgot the new awakening ability that it had just comprehended. It was a 100% blocking of the attack…
nAfter a long time…
nEveryone was dispersed.
nAfter contemplating, Lu Ming installed detectors in the bedroom, toilet bowl and various other places. If someone was here, he would definitely be able to detect the presence.
nHowever…
nHe was still very baffled.
nWas it true that no one came earlier?!
nCould it be that…
nNo!
nThat could not be true!
nIt must be fake!
nHe believed in his physique!!
nThis was a man’s dignity.
nThis was beyond doubt!
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nAt this very moment…
nOutside the Sword Card Master Association.
nA faint shadow appeared in a place that was out of everyone’s sight..
nOn the ceiling beam in the room.
nIn the sewerage.
nIn the toilet bowl.
nEndless murderous intents were growing.
nMounting…
nMounting…
nAfterward…
nThey were gone.
nThe Assassins retreated silently and returned via the path that they came from.
n“What is happening?”
n“Qiu Shuyi came!”
n“Ss… That eight-star Swordsman?! Damn it! Why did she come?!”
n“I heard that she is Lu Ming’s wife.”
n“Why are you guys that cowardly? When she is not paying attention, just kill Lu Ming and then escape.”
n“It’s not that. We thought of a problem. The bodies of seven-star and above Swordsmen are filled with Sword Intent. Since she is Lu Ming’s wife, it means that Lu Ming’s body can withstand eight-star Sword Intent… Will our current assassination plan work then? Will we be able to kill Lu Ming instantly?”
nThe killer was deep in his thoughts.
nThis meant that their ambush this time could not possibly kill Lu Ming instantly! As soon as they failed, Qiu Shuyi would take action and all of them would be dead!
nThey were not afraid of death.
nHowever, it was not acceptable to die without a cause!
nWell…
nIt was very logical.
nThere was nothing wrong with that!
nAfter a long time…
nThere was a sigh. “Retreat then.”
nHence…
nThe killers receded like tides.
n“Wait a minute. Where is Xiaosan?”
n“He fainted.”
n“??? How did he faint before making any move?”
n“He had ambushed in the toilet bowl of the Sword Card Master Association for the whole night, preparing to take action. After he received the news, he was infuriated and he suffered from shortness of breath…”
n“He fainted due to shortness of breath? When did he become that weak?”
n“Uh, no. After he suffered from shortness of breath, he sucked in some unknown material in the toilet bowl. Afterward…”
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nSword Card Master Association.
nThe disciple had waited for the whole day.
nThe Assassins did not appear…
nEven so, the disciples did not let down their guard. They were patrolling and cultivating in various places of the Sword Card Master Association, locking onto every nook and cranny!!!
nIn the end…
nThey were certain of something. The Assassins seemed to have retreated.
nSeemingly, a huge and sensational assassination crisis had disappeared along with the appearance of Senior Qiu…
nThe disclosure of the Sun Card had avoided 88% of the danger and Senior Qiu Shuyi had blocked the remaining 1% of the danger. Therefore, none of the Assassins appeared!
nHowever…
nThey were sure about one thing.
nThe retaliation of the Assassins had just begun.
nWith the increased sales of the Sun Card, the situation was getting worse. There would also be an increasing number of Assassins knocking on their doors. Even if there was only 1% of them, it was a huge problem!
nIn the end…
nThere would definitely be an outcome to this.
nOf course.
nThat was the future. As for now…
nFrom time to time, the patrolling disciples appeared near the president’s room and pressed their ears against the doors, wanting to hear some strange noises…
n“There is no sound?”
n“That’s right. It’s different from what is written in the books…”
n“Is the president potent?”
n→_→
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nRight then…
nSword Card Master Association.
nSomewhere.
nA teenage girl was sitting upright and noting something down.
nWhoosh!
nWhoosh!
nThere was the faint sound of her pen.
nAfter a long time…
nThe teenage girl stopped writing. She looked very satisfied.
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n“The President’s Daily Life”
nWriter: Zhou Yun. In a certain day and month, Master and Senior Sister Xiaobai ignored what others thought and slept together… On the same day, Qiu Shuyi rushed to the association and had an amiable negotiation with Senior Sister Xiaobai, as if they were long-time friends… Master’s unrivaled charisma and peerless looks were evident …
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nWell…
nIt was perfect.
nAfter Zhou Yun finished writing, she felt somewhat emotional. “I’m so envious~.”
nMaster was indeed Master.
nHe was powerful and confident.
nHe was unlike that silly guy of hers… who was timid and had low self-esteem.
nAt the sight of the silly demeanor of the teenager in white, she found it adorable and her heart would soften… However, she would also feel infuriated sometimes. She felt very helpless…
nCan’t he be slightly more confident?
nThe previous time.
nShe remembered.
nWhen they were on a date, she told him shyly, “If I become fat, will you still like me?”
nShe remembered.
nThe teenager stared into the blank space for a long time and then said, “Don’t worry. I will treat you and the child well.”
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nLook! Where is the logic?!
nChild?
nWhat child?
nShe did not come to her senses for a long time that day. She could not figure out the logic of the teenager in white. And when the teenager in white saw Zhou Yun ignoring him for a long time, he became even more upset.
nHe then said, “I know, I don’t deserve you.”
nAfterward…
nHe walked off, looking upset.
nZhou Yun was speechless.
nWhy is it that difficult for her to be in a relationship?!
nShe felt exhausted at heart.
nOh.
nRight.
nThe source of these messy things…
nAfter contemplating, she felt that she should not let the teenager continue to be mix around with Li Ergou!!! She had a hunch that the teenager in white was becoming increasingly odd…
nO(╯□╰)o
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nAt this very moment…
nSomewhere.
nIn a corner of Tian Du City, Li Ergou was teaching a class. A few people were seated together in front of and listening to him seriously. They were filled with a thirst for knowledge.
n“Remember!
n“What can move someone in this day and age?
n“True love!
n“Sincerity!
n“What is love?
n“Treating the other party well is true love!
n“Treating yourself well is selfishness!
n“Do you understand?”
nLi Ergou was in high spirits.
nHe did not expect that he would become a relationship mentor day.
nActually…
nThe situation was very interesting. He posted some of his own situations online and then… They went viral!!! People were sympathetic and some of them made inquiries!
nLi Ergou tried to respond to some of their questions.
nAfterward…
nHe became extremely popular!
nAs such…
nLi Ergou was also a popular celebrity in the online community now.
nPeople called him – Relationship Blogger.
nThat was right!
nThis was the other identity of the current Li Ergou!
nHence…
nLi Ergou was very confident.
nHe wanted to make these people understand what selfless and unconditional love was! He wanted to make selfish love disappear and spread true love in the world!
nIf the person one loves is happy, that will be one’s greatest happiness!
n“That…”
nThe teenager in white suddenly asked, “What if she looks for you after she becomes pregnant?”
nShush!
nEveryone’s eyes turned toward him.
nAfter a long time…
nEveryone said enviously, “That means it’s your turn!”
n“Exactly. My goddess is not pregnant yet… Sob… I don’t even know when she will speak more than 10 sentences with me…”
n“Same for mine. You’re progressing very quickly…”
n“Congrats, dude.”
nEveryone felt emotional.
nThe teenager in white was speechless.
nI-is that the case?
nHe felt somewhat confused.
nI-i turned out that this situation was normal?
n“How? Are you guys married?” someone asked.
n“No.”
nThe teenager in white waved his hands. “S-she doesn’t seem too happy…”
n“Did she say that you’re not fit to be with her?”
n“Or perhaps you have misunderstood her. She is just worried that the child’s skin color will be different and not showing you her unhappiness…”
n“R-right. That makes sense.”
n“These kinds of situations are all misunderstandings. It will be fine once you clear them up,” everyone said.
nThe teenager in white was speechless.
nI-is this the case?
nMisunderstanding?
nYun-er…
nSomething was wrong.
nThe president had the same skin color as him!
nThe teenager felt vexed.
nRight then…
nLi Ergou, who was on the podium, also looked dumbstruck.
nWait a minute…
nHow did the plot become like that ♂♀?!! He only said that one needed to be devoted in love. He did not say that it should develop to this extent?! You guys have crossed the line!
nHey! This is a plot that should be found in the websites starting with ‘s’ and not here!
nIt was a pity…
nWith the teenager sharing his true feelings, the audience began to share their personal stories.
nSomeone had already succeeded in taking down the goddess! Although the skin color of the child was different…
nSomeone had attained companionship, although she would only look for him at times when she had fallen out of love…
nLi Ergou was speechless.
nAfter a long time…
nThe lesson ended.
nThe students left and said they had benefited a lot.
nLi Ergou was speechless.
nWhat did you guys learn?
nHe had not spent more than 10 minutes talking about his teaching materials! However, the money he received told him that he had completed teaching one lesson!
nHe could not understand.
nSeriously…
nIt turned out that…
nHe could also be a relationship mentor like that?!
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nLi Ergou felt very lost.
nSeriously…
nIn the past.
nTo his knowledge, mentors, bloggers and Internet celebrities about relationships were held in high regards. He had also become the current Li Ergou due to this reason.
nSincere.
nHonest.
nDevoted.
nUntil…
nHe had become the relationship mentor.
nHe then discovered… Oh, crap! It turned out that any Tom, Dick or Harry could be a relationship mentor… and any lousy stories could be used to brainwash people…
nHe was very puzzled.
nAmid the puzzlement, he became more and more famous.
nIt was to the extent that…
nHe even had a high-end and expensive consultation where the cost was comparable to that of 10 of his lessons. He only had to counsel the other party!!!
nIt was only at this moment that he realized…
nOh…
nIt was that easy to make money!
nIt turned out that…
nHe could earn that much money by spouting some nonsense.
nThat afternoon.
nLi Ergou turned up for the appointment as scheduled.
nOver there.
nIn the room.
nA teenager was sitting there with a gloomy face. He heard that the lady he loved had died for his sake and he had not been able to overcome this trauma…
nHence…
nLi Ergou downloaded many materials from the Internet and began the brainwashing…
nHumans…
nThey are like that. Give them some soothing “Chicken Soup for the Soul” and chicken blood injections. You can pour it from the front, top or even shoot them in.
nAnyway…
nIt would work as long as the taste was right.
nHowever, unexpectedly, the other party was unmoved by his reasoning. He had talked for two hours and the other party maintained a depressed face.
nJust at this moment…
nLi Ergou realized something. This money was not that easy to earn.
nHowever…
nIt was okay.
nLi Ergou had found some information two days ago. There was a kind of attentional shift psychology. It was to find a more perfect and beautiful target and then make the other party overcome his past.
nIn fact, this was very simple.
nAccordingly, everyone fancied a certain type of people. It all depended on who you meet first.
nFor example…
nThe one he loved deeply scored five points in all aspects.
nWhat if you were to give him a target that scored 10 points in all aspects?
nEven if it was not someone he loved deeply, he might be tempted by someone that outstanding. Or perhaps he would not feel that upset…
nHe might begin a new relationship.
nWell…
nThere was nothing wrong with that.
nHence…
nLi Ergou took out a simulated photograph.
nHe had thought about it. It was not advisable to use a real photograph. He had not seen many people with unrivaled looks, except for Lu Yan, Qiu Shuyi, Senior Sister Xiaobai, Zhou Yun, Miss Tian and Yang Liu-er…
nHowever…
nThese ladies might become Master’s harem.
nHe really could not mess around with them.
nIt would be troublesome if the other party went to woo them.
nWell…
nHence…
nAfter contemplating for a long time, Li Ergou wittingly came up with a virtual photograph!
nHehe.
nIt was that simple.
nRecently, the dating app MM had introduced such a function called CAO. One just had to change and simulate the face to create a mysterious photograph.
nAlbeit it was such a fraud.
nWell…
nWho is the best looking person currently?
n“Master!
nWell…
nIf…
nHehe.
nLi Ergou had figured it out.
nHence…
nAfter he placed an almost perfect photograph that did not actually exist in front of the teenager, he could catch a clear glimpse of the agitation in the teenager’s eyes…
nTsk.
nTrue enough.
nMaster’s beauty could smitten both men and women…
n“Min-er!
n“This is Min-er’s photograph!”
nThe teenager looked at Li Ergou emotionally. “Why do you have Lu Min’s photograph?”
n“Lu Min?”
nLi Ergou’s body turned stiff.
n“Right!”
nThe teenager’s eyes were burning with hopes. “She is still alive, right?! Obviously, this photograph was taken recently! No wonder I can’t find her corpse!
n“Oo… Oo…!
n“Miss Min-er is actually alive!”
nThe teenager was extremely agitated.
n“Well…”
nLi Ergou wiped his sweat and flipped the documents of the teenager. As it was his first time doing this, he had been very nervous and did not read the teenager’s information…
nOh.
nDamn!
nWang Xuan…
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