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nHe had lived for more than twenty years and this was the first time he got slapped in the face. If she didn’t call him daddy again for the sake of this slap, Mu Chen would think that he didn’t get what he was supposed to get.

nThe little thing was annoyed from the noises and turned around, spitting out a word milkily, “Daddy…”

nMu Chen’s mumbling paused and his lips curved upwards at it.

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nAs he carried the little thing back home, he saw Special Assistant Zhao and Liu whispering to each other there.

nMu Chen snorted coldly. Did these people really think his home was a shelter for refugees?

nIf those two dogs’ assistants came, it would only get noisier in the future.

nThe man looked down and the little thing rubbed her eyes, slowing waking up.

nHe put her down and Ye Sang swayed her little head as she wanted to find her other two daddies, but she didn’t find them after glancing around the room.

nShe pouted slightly and looked upset.

nMu Chen saw her disappointed face and felt jealousy taking over him. He pulled a fake smile and said, “You don’t want them to leave that bad?”

n“They just went out,” he sneered, “It’s not like they won’t come back.”

nBecause Mu Chen’s voice was full of jealousy, it was hard for the little girl to not notice.

nShe tilted her head to the side, “Uncle…”

n“W-What’s wrong?”

nMu Chen smiled and breathed deeply, then replied two words clearly while staring at her innocent face: “I’m sour.”

nYe Sang: “???”

nThe little thing was still confused, “W-Why are you sour?”

nMu Chen didn’t want to talk to her anymore and replied unkindly, “Because uncle is a lemon!”

nYe Sang: “…”

nWhy so mad?

nThe little thing humphed and walked away.

nBecause she couldn’t find the other two daddies to act cute, she swayed the strand of hair on her head and ran to Special Assistant Liu and Zhao.

n“Uncle…”

nHer milky voice was sweet.

nMu Chen: “…” He felt even unhappier now.

nThis brat calls everyone uncle.

nHe was literally nothing to her.

n“We are going.” He suppressed the urge to curse and picked up the little thing that was at the center of attention.

nShe swayed her legs and whispered unhappily, “Uncle is a lemon.”

nAlthough she didn’t understand what it meant, it didn’t stop her from saying it.

nMu Chen choked and clenched his teeth, “Shut it.”

nThe little thing puffed her cheeks and widened her cat eyes a little, “You cursed at me.”

nThe man paused for a second. He remembered what those people from the research institute said and he couldn’t help but smile.

nMu Chen: “You really…”

nHe forced his smile down, “Do look like a meme.”

nYe Sang’s strand of hair shot up on her head and puffed her face furiously into a ball. She doesn’t look like a meme!

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nWhen Huo Yao and Shen Chuchen came back together in the afternoon, the big one and the small one were staring at each other in the living room.

n“Daddy!” When she heard footsteps and wanted to throw herself into one of them, someone stopped her.

nHuo Yao frowned and studied her carefully, then he noticed the cream on her palm.

nThe wound wasn’t big.

nBut it made his chest feel stuffy.

nShen Chuchen smiled and kissed her cheek, “Tell us, how did you get bullied again?”

nHe said “again” and obviously, she was bullied more than once.

nVillains didn’t need good values and these two didn’t even bother to ask what happened.

nShe was their child and even if someone was wrong, it would be the other person who was wrong.

nYe Sang nudged into Huo Yao’s arms and looked down lazily, “She pushed Sangsang…”

nThe man hugged his chubby daughter and flickered her forehead lightly, “I’ll hit her back for you next time.”

nAhem.

nAlthough he already did.

nBut it doesn’t matter.

nWho said he could only do it once?

nMu Chen’s eyelids twitched at the sight of two grown-up men teaching their little friend screwed up values.

nVery well.

nHe finally understood why she was so strange.

nBecause her fathers were.

nThe cozy atmosphere between the three made Mu Chen look exceptionally out of place.

n“Since you are all asking about how she is, shouldn’t we have a think of what we are going to have for dinner tonight huh?”

nThe only person who would ruin the atmosphere was Lemon Mu.

nBut his question was a true question too.

nHousekeeper Mu didn’t know how to cook and the person who was in charge of cooking left in the afternoon, and all the other maids left continuously by evening.

nThere were only these few familiar people left.

nAnd the thing was that none of them knew how to cook.

nShen Chuchen took the child over and ordered sloppily, “Special Assistant Liu, you can go cook.”

nSpecial Assistant Liu: “… Do I look like I know how to cook?”

nBefore his boss had a child, he was a big character here.

nAnd now…

nHis bosses had all fallen and busy with raising a child, they didn’t even have time for other things anymore.

nShen Chuchen’s glance shifted to another person, “… Special Assistant Zhao, you?”

nSpecial Assistant Zhao smiled awkwardly, “I can’t cook either.”

nThe man looked back slowly.

nFine.

nEveryone sank into a long period of silence.

n“Let’s order something.” Special Assistant Liu suggested.

nAnd of course, no one had objections.

n…

nThe process of waiting was always a long one. The little thing played with building block toys while Huo Yao and Shen Chuchen thoughtfully scrolled through the WeChat group chat for parents.

nTo be honest, it was their first time being a parent and they were unfamiliar with things like this.

nMs. Liu: Please change your name in the chat for those parents who haven’t.

nHuo Yao: ?

nWhat’s that?

nShen Chuchen: ? I just got internet at home

nThese two never paid any attention to the group chat and now that they were free, they checked it and found out… they understood nothing.

nMs. Liu said these two’s names and her forehead throbbed as she explained weakly:

nMs. Liu: change it to XXX’s parent

nHuo Yao, Shen Chuchen: Ah.

nThe two discussed together and decided to make it number one and number two.

nAnd this made the other parents shocked.

nAll the children at the kindergarten were from big and wealthy families, even the group chat for parents was gathered with big characters.

nAnd quite a few people recognized them.

nWhen they saw the name change, the same question popped up in their head at the same time.

nDamn.

nThese two have kids now?

nHe-tui!!

nWhy is their child the same person?

n…

nShen Chuchen and Huo Yao had no idea how shocked others were.

nThey thoughtfully clicked into the list of test results the teacher sent in the chat.

nShen Chuchen: “… Maths, 58?”

nWhen he questioned it, three fathers all looked at the little thing who was playing with toys at the same time.

nYe Sang: “…”

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