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n755 Are We Going to Catch Ghosts?

nAfter Chen Xuan left, Ye Feng calculated another score.

nAfter his relentless efforts over the past few days, he had made considerable progress toward his goal of 10 billion yuan. However, he was still short of more than 5.8 billion yuan. It could be said that there was still a long way to go.

nWas there any other way to make money quickly?

nJust as he was deep in thought, he suddenly received a call from Zhuang Xiaojiao.

n“Has Miss Zhuang thought it through and prepared to help me wash my underwear?”

n“You can give up on this idea. I won’t help you wash it even if you beat me to death.”

n“Oh, so it’s a mangy dog? You promised to be my servant girl for three days, and now you’re acting shamelessly after losing?”

n“Who’s shameless? I’m not.”

n“Since you’re not, then do as I say.”

n“Can I use other methods to offset the punishment?”

n“Other methods? Don’t tell me you want to pay with your body? Well… Let me think about it.”

n“Go to h*ll. You’re the one who’s going to pay with your body.”

n“That’s not impossible.”

n“I… You’re going to piss me off! I found a way to help you earn money quickly. Do you want to hear it or not?”

n“Even I can’t think of a way. What can you think of with your stupid brain?”

n“It’s a secret for now. Come and pick me up tomorrow. I’ll tell you then. I’m hanging up!”

nMiss Zhuang was indeed swift and decisive. She hung up without saying a word.

nYe Feng kept the phone and shook his head. He didn’t believe that this woman could think of anything. She probably wanted to drag him out for excitement again.

n‘Hehe, sooner or later, I’ll let you experience what true excitement is.’

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nThe next morning, he drove the coquettish Blue Charm Night to Zhuang Xiaojiao’s hotel.

nZhuang Xiaojiao had been waiting at the door for a long time. Her makeup today could only be described as ‘weird’.

nShe had a messy wig on her head, smoky makeup on her face, and her lips were black as if they had been blown up by explosives.

nShe was wearing a white shirt with many words written on it, as if she was wearing a newspaper. Half of her shirt was tucked in her pants, and the other half was hanging out.

nYe Feng did not know what this wind was. He did not dare to ask rashly, lest he was called a ‘country bumpkin’ by others.

nShe was still wearing a pair of ripped jeans. Her fair skin was exposed through the hole, and it could still make one’s heart beat wildly.

nYe Feng looked at her outfit and took the initiative to speak: “Are we going to catch ghosts?”

nZhuang Xiaojiao was stunned for a moment. “Catch what ghost?”

nYe Feng pointed at her outfit. “You are dressed like this, even ghosts will pee their pants when they see you. When the time comes, you’ll be in charge of scaring the ghosts, and I’ll be in charge of catching them. The division of labor will be clear. Let’s call ourselves the Black Wind Duo Demons for now.”

nWhen Zhuang Xiaojiao heard his words, she glared at him angrily. “You can’t spit out ivory from a dog’s mouth.”

nYe Feng was very serious. “This involves biology. Dogs belong to the phylum chordata, the phylum vertebrate, mammalia, the sub-class of zootia, carnivora, canids. Elephants, on the other hand, belong to the phylum chordata, the phylum vertebrate, mammalia, the subclass eusotheria, the proboscida. Therefore, strictly speaking, under the premise that a dog has not eaten an elephant, it cannot spit out ivory…”

nZhuang Xiaojiao stared at him blankly. “Are you out of your mind? Should we go to the hospital first to check what department you belong in?”

nYe Feng shook his head and sighed. “I can tell that you are a bad student. If I make it more complicated, you won’t understand. Get in the car.”

nZhuang Xiaojiao sat in the front passenger seat and Ye Feng noticed that she was holding a big bag in her hand. It was the kind of woven bag used for moving.

n“What are you doing with a broken bag?”

n“I’m just pretending to be rich.”

nZhuang Xiaojiao gave a cold and tongue-tied answer.

nYe Feng looked at her in realization: “I understand now, are you going to rob a bank? No wonder you are dressed like this. Are you trying to avoid surveillance? Wait a moment, I’ll go buy a pair of stockings to put on.”

nZhuang Xiaojiao glared at him. “Who said anything about robbing a bank?”

nYe Feng looked at her in confusion. “Other than robbing a bank, what other business is there that is worth you carrying such a big bag of money?”

nZhuang Xiaojiao immediately leaned over sneakily. “I just found out about an underground casino. Aren’t you very good at gambling? We’ll definitely be able to make a fortune.”

nYe Feng’s face twitched. “This is the way you thought of to earn money?”

nZhuang Xiaojiao nodded seriously. “That’s right. Is there a faster way to earn money than gambling?”

nYe Feng pursed his lips. “Haven’t you heard of losing nine times out of ten? You only think about making money. Have you never thought about the consequences if you lose?”

nZhuang Xiaojiao patted him on the shoulder. “I believe in your abilities.”

nYe Feng shook his head hurriedly. “But I don’t believe in my own strength.”

nZhuang Xiaojiao was a little unhappy. “I realize that you’re getting more and more wishy-washy. You weren’t like this when I first met you.”

nYe Feng laughed dryly. “When I met you, you were not like this either. If I had known that you were so crazy, I wouldn’t have jumped into your fire pit.”

nZhuang Xiaojiao smiled smugly. “It’s too late. Since you’ve already jumped into my trap, don’t even think about climbing out again.”

nYe Feng chuckled. “You’re really a deep trap.”

n“That is…”

nZhuang Xiaojiao was halfway through her answer when she realized that there was a hidden meaning in his words. She was instantly angered. “Are you going or not? Anyway, I’ve already pointed out a clear path for you. If you don’t want to go, then forget it.”

nYe Feng smiled embarrassedly. “This is also called a clear road? I think it’s more like a dead end. A good wife and a good husband bring less trouble. Whoever marries you in the future will have a hard time.”

nZhuang Xiaojiao’s face turned pale from anger. “It’s fine if you don’t want to go. I’ll go myself.”

nAs she spoke, she was about to get out of the car.

nYe Feng hurriedly pulled her back. “I’ll go, alright? At that time, if I lose, at most, I’ll mortgage you to others.”

nZhuang Xiaojiao glanced at him smugly. “Can you bear to do that?”

nYe Feng pretended not to hear it and stepped on the accelerator.

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