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nWonderful Painting of the Mountains and Seas 18

nXie Xi told him with a blank expression, “Roll!” (TL: Can also mean get lost)

nJiang Xie was obedient and one dragon and bird approached again. Xie Xi didn’t push them away this time. “I said to roll!”

nJiang Xie told him, “This is rolling over.”

n“I mean… get out!”

n“There is no way. My legs have their own ideas.”

nXie Xi angrily cried out, “Shall I help you cut them off?”

nJiang Xie cleared his throat. “I have many legs and I’m afraid you can’t cut all of them.”

nXie Xi, “………………” He wanted a divorce!

nJiang Xie wasn’t inclined to keep teasing him. After all, the red goodwill showed him that even if there was a high of 999, it could also fall again to -999.

nJiang Xie temporarily placed Vermilion Bird away and spoke with Azure Dragon’s body. “Okay, don’t be angry. I won’t make trouble.”

nXie Xi stared at him. This bastard knew that he was fooling around!

nJiang Xie told him, “I want to show my mental strength to you.”

nXie Xi sneered. “You showed your mental illness.”

nJiang Xie gave a low laugh. “Child, those words aren’t right.”

nCould a psychotic person have his self-esteem hurt? Xie Xi didn’t think so.

nSure enough, this guy spoke the following sentence, “You know that your husband is sick so you should quickly kiss…” What was love?

nXie Xi couldn’t listen and got up. “I’m going!”

nJiang Xie surrendered. “Let’s speak about business!”

nXie Xi couldn’t believe in this person’s evil!

nJiang Xie quickly continued, “I can only erase some of their memories. I can’t create memories.”

nXie Xi became tense. “What do I do?” If this bastard failed, wasn’t Xie Xi going to die badly?

nJiang Xie couldn’t bear to scare him and replied seriously, “It is easy. Act out a corresponding memory for them.”

nXie Xi understood. “It is necessary for me to say the words?”

n“Yes, say it and I will erase all the extra parts.”

nXie Xi, “…”

nIt was really time to test his acting skills.

n“Come.” Jiang Xie told him. “Azure Dragon, play, action.”

nXie Xi couldn’t act and laughed directly. “Shut up.”

nHis tone was full of laughter, causing Jiang Xie to feel itchy and kiss Xie Xi on the cheek.

nXie Xi gave him a look. “Is this part of the script?”

nDirector Jiang smiled shamelessly. “This is the unspoken rule.”

nDamn unspoken rule! Xie Xi’s eyes curved. “Don’t delay me or…”

nJiang Xie couldn’t stand it. He grabbed the person for a kiss but Xie Xi pushed him away. Jiang Xie demanded, “Kiss me.”

nXie Xi’s cheeks turned red. “No:

nJiang Xie looked very wronged. “We haven’t kissed for a while.”

nXie Xi glanced at Vermilion Bird sitting on the bed and his face became redder. “What is he looking at?!”

n“It’s nothing. I’m the one watching, no one else.”

nXie Xi naturally knew this but… it was weird!

n“I will let Vermilion Bird go outside.”

n“This is Vermilion Bird’s room.” “Then I’ll let Azure Dragon go outside.”

nThis wasn’t the point! Xie Xi wondered, “If you let them go out, won’t they angrily kill each other?” As long as there were people outside, they would ‘wake up.’

nJiang Xie became even more wronged. “What should I do?”

n“What to do? Just… wait until later.” In any case, he couldn’t kiss in front of a person, even if the person was Jiang Xie.

nJiang Xie regretted it. “If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have these two bodies together.”

nXie Xi’s eyes widened. “What did you say?”

n“I mean, there must be no confusion between the two bodies.”

n“Do you think I’m deaf? How are these two sentences the same?”

nJiang Xie’s calculations were invincible. “The word count is the same.” (TL: In Chinese).

nXie Xi, “……………………”

nAfter staying with this person for so long, he refined the ability to rest pressure. Xie Xi’s expression didn’t change even if a mountain collapsed in front of him.

nXie Xi refused to be intimate in front of another body!

nNo matter what tricks Jiang Xie attempted, Xie Xi refused.

nThe perverted thoughts in Jiang Xie’s head were purified. “It is hard to have so many bodies…”

nXie Xi glared at him. Jiang Xie corrected himself. “I mean, I love you with five hearts and I’m just resting in other places.”

nThat…

nXie Xi took a while to respond. “You…”

n“I love you.”

nXie Xi didn’t fall for this. “Get lost!”

nThe two of them went in a big circle before returning to business.

nXie Xi tried not to laugh and seriously told Vermilion Bird in front of Azure Dragon, “I’m sorry, the words I told you before were a lie. I only love Lord Azure Dragon and don’t want to dissolve my engagement with him. I hope you can understand. Feelings can’t be forced. Who likes who…”

nJiang Xie nodded. “Yes, just like I will always like you.”

nXie Xi scolded him. “Don’t speak!”

nJiang Xie spoke pitifully, “You used to listen to me before.”

n“You were giving a lecture!”

n“I’m giving a lecture now about our sweet love.”

nXie Xi exclaimed, “We’re still recording!” Then he realized that he was taken in by this guy. What was recording?

nAfter doing it again, he finally passed.

nJiang Xie told him, “Come on, next.”

nXie Xi was too lazy to correct him. In any case, this was almost the same as filming. Once he finished, Jiang Xie would also ‘cut’ it.

nXie Xi told Azure Dragon in front of Vermilion Bird, “I’m sorry. My mind has been decided. I want to be with Sage Vermilion Bird. Our engagement…”

nThis time it was better. Jiang Xie didn’t interrupt and waited for Xie Xi to finish. Xie Xi asked, “How about it?”

nJiang Xie was also into the play. “If you really regret the marriage…”

nXie Xi wanted to shake his head and shouted, ‘Wake up a bit! The ants have been moving for 10 years!’

nJiang Xie’s eyes brightened. “There is still some time. Shall we take the opportunity to do something?”

nXie Xi hit him blankly but his heart was tugged.

nThe brain circuits of the souls were basically a map of Jiang Xie. Two of them almost died and Xie Xi was actually worried.

nHe always felt that the previous X was world-weary. This was despite standing at the peak of Central, becoming the greatest designer and creating countless myths.

nJiang Xie was pessimistic and even despised himself. The more he understood, the more Xie Xi had to admit it. A distressed Sirius was actually hiding in this man’s heart.

nThe trio couldn’t be alone for too long. Once things finished, it was time to withdraw.

nThink about it. They came for a tense showdown so how could they have tea and chat?

nThe time had dragged on long enough and Jiang Xie guaranteed something. “These old beasts have lived for too long. Their concept of time is poor and I can adjust it slightly.

nXie Xi was silent.

nA thousand year old dragon… a thousand year old bird… they were really old beasts.

nHowever, how could this person say it!

nFor this Jiang Xie, Xie Xi really had a heart of stone.

nThis guy was criticizing himself? How could Xie Xi not believe it?

nJiang Xie finally asked Xie Xi to make up the contents.

nXie Xi told Azure Dragon, “I want to go back to the rose family and cultivate in the nursery for a while, so I will have the strength to repair your scales.”

nHe also mentioned the marriage. “We should wait regarding marriage. On the one hand, I don’t want to stimulate Vermilion Bird again. On the other hand, I want to concentrate on repairing your scales. Can we hold the wedding once you are perfectly healthy?”

nJiang nodded while holding his hand. “Marriage isn’t urgent. Can we hold the bridal chamber first?”

nXie Xi, “…Get lost!”

nThen he said to Vermilion Bird, “I have to go back to the rose family and inform the elders. After all, cancelling a marriage contract isn’t a trivial matter. Many things have to be carefully handled. Can we first conceal our relationship and then reveal it once the marriage contract is cancelled?”

nAfter all, it was the Holy Mountain. If he was together with Vermilion Bird before the marriage was cancelled, it would be embarrassing. It was better to have a time buffer.

nJiang Xie agreed and then said, “It doesn’t matter about a public relationship. A private tryst…”

nBefore he finished speaking, Xie Xi covered his mouth. “I won’t see you again next time.”

nJiang Xie blinked. Xie Xi sneered. “I think your souls are lovelier than you.”

nJiang Xie, “!”

nThis was really a broken leg!

nOnce out the door, Azure Dragon and Vermilion Bird were restored to their original states. They were inscrutable and stared at each other with generous eyes, letting bygones be bygones.

nXie Xi stood between them and realized what it was like to suffocate on the atmosphere.

nHe was in a hurry to withdraw because he was afraid to stay any longer.

nAzure Dragon earnestly told Vermilion Bird, “Recuperate. The most important thing is your body.” Losing love wasn’t so terrible. If he was alive, he would always meet someone else.

nVermilion Bird told Azure Dragon, “You too. Keeping a good body is the biggest capital.” Falling out of love was good. He could continue his cultivation path of no desires.

nXie Xi had a toothache!

nFortunately, Director Jiang’s editing technique was excellent. Both of them felt like they were the final winner and felt respect and compassion for the loser, not adding insult to injury.

nThe three people came outside and Azure Dragon and Vermilion Bird spoke at the same time, “I will send you back to Rose Mountain.”

nXie Xi, “!”

nAzure Dragon stared at Vermilion Bird and Vermilion Bird stared at Azure Dragon. The two people raised their eyebrows at the same time.

nXie Xi was caught in the middle and felt a bitter chill.

nDirector Jiang, I just praised you on your skills. How could it go wrong?

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