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nTranslator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

n“Why did all of you perish?”

n“Is the BOSS that difficult?”

n“What? The lousy producers patched their bugs secretly?”

n“What about the Bladder Bombs? Did you try them out?”

n“Lost? We gave all our collected feces to Sylvanas. How could it be lost?”

n“Successful? What? You were killed by your own explosives?”

nSherlock watched the gamers discussing excitedly. He didn’t understand what they were saying, but he knew where he could understand the meaning of Bladder Bombs.

nHe browsed the discussion forum on the computer.

nThe discussion forum was filled with many gamers. Just as Sherlock expected, NotWearingPants wrote a post the minute he went offline, and the post was right at the top of the page.

nAs the Beta Gamer expert who was extremely popular, his post garnered hundreds of replies.

nSherlock estimated that the replies would reach a four-figure number once he refreshed the page. He wasn’t interested in the forum members’ replies though, he was interested to know what the Beta Gamers were doing. He wanted to know why they were so happy and acting as though they were celebrating a festival.

nThe name of the post was Smear the Short Bow Gamers and their new tactics!

n“Hello everyone, I’m NotWearingPants ( ╬▔皿▔).

nI am depressed. Why? Because our team, which was the Team of Hope, perished.

nWe were killed by a Short Bow Gamer, Sylvanas! This is the photograph of the guy who disguises himself as a girl:

n(Picture)

nDo not be mistaken. Though Archers have been known to kill their own, under normal circumstances, Archers aren’t able to kill all team members. It goes like this…

n…(5000 words detailed description)

nThen we recreated our characters and were revived.

nAfter smearing this team member of mine, let us discuss another topic—new tactics for Archers and the correct way to play this game that has no professions and a high degree of freedom.

nLike I said before, the top Beta Gamer, Hemp Rope Technology’s speculation and trials were confirmed by us.

nGamers can make their own traps!

nNot only can the arrows of the Archer be used to kill monsters directly, but they can also be used as a signal or trigger for a trap. This requires good archery. This is better than shooting at our own gamers.

nTake Hemp Rope Technology’s Bladder Bomb. By putting the Bladder Bomb near the BOSS and using the arrow to trigger, with sufficient explosive power, it can defeat a BOSS. Today, we used four Bladder Bombs and detonated three of them. After the BOSS was defeated, we were killed by the last Bladder Bomb.

nLet us imagine that if we could find a detonator wire kind of prop and develop similar bombs. With the current freedom, this is highly possible!

n(╯‵□′)╯Bomb! •••*~● Could we become creature bombs too?

nThe stability of the Bladder Bomb has to further discussed. The rest of the Bladders Bombs detonated except for one. Could the defective bladder be full of stones?

nWe could develop cannons, mines, explosives, and perhaps nuclear bombs.

nThink about that. If we could develop a nuclear bomb, how hardcore would the game be!

nShould the game start the Industrial Revolution?

nEnough idle chat. We decided to form a research team to research ingenious methods in the game, such as throwing hornet’s nests, self-exploding Goblins, traps, and other ideas. The leader will be the top gamer Hemp Rope Technology!

nWe haven’t thought of the team’s name. If you have any good names, send us a note. We will hang the name at the front of the huge house built by all of us, so it must be awesome!

nI have to denounce the lousy producer who lurks in the discussion forum. After seeing our strategies, the lousy producer patched their shortcomings. All the minions wore Plate Leggings and changed their weapons to blunt weapons like Flails.

nWe cannot go for the legs now! The BOSS will hammer until our arms are broken if we use the shields!

nWe have to think of how to fight. Please share your good ideas. I will highlight your names in the next strategy guide!

nI will end things here. I am here mainly to denounce that fool Sylvanas and come up with future combat tactics with everybody.

nI feel much better now.

nI am going online to complete my missions. My Reputation was reset to zero, and I have to work another two days in order to challenge the Instance Dungeon.

nThe death penalty in this game is very heavy. Is that used to force us to excavate more? Could the lousy producers not leave us alone after patching bugs? Wanting us to help you mine ore? And building houses for NPCs!

nThey are too unscrupulous! Please be a man!”

nSherlock finished reading the contents without any emotion as he moved the computer mouse.

nRunning Groundhog: Breaking the leg bone so that the monster could be easily killed. This game is ultra-realistic! Why did you protect the legs of the minion? Logically speaking, should you not leave some vulnerability?

nJiuluo Yuqing: What is a Bladder Bomb? Why did I not encounter this before in the forums?

nBright Haze: Search for “Hemp Rope Technology” in the forum. His posts are very detailed.

nDreamless Sleepless: I have drawn a picture of Sherlie, who is surrounded by sickos every day. Who is helping me to push my post up?

nGreenBeanPreciousLady: I have drawn Sherlie and the Beta Gamers on a book.

nFlying De Rossi: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ Key perception!

nPoison Expert JiaXu: 6666, why did you draw such things? Could you not draw Sherlie and Little Fairy?

nSylvanas: Dog Pants, you wrote that many words just to smear me? Come online, I will kill you.

nHonest Professional Friendly: Come and look at the Beta Gamers’ feud. I am getting melons seeds and a small stool ready for watching.

nCraving kid next door likes to cry: I am thinking, could we develop our Industrial Revolution?

nSeafood Shaved Ice: Industrial Revolution is good.

nRose Cherry Meat: Initiate the Second Beta! Do not delay!

n…

nSherlock scanned through the contents below, and they were asking for Second Beta.

nSherlock closed NotWearingPants’s post and searched for Hemp Rope Technology in the forum. Four entries were found, and the one with the most replies was The Possibility of Creating Bladder Bombs in the Game.

nSherlock clicked on the post and saw a picture on the front page. It showed a black, sticky substance that looked like it had a bad stench.

n(Picture)

nThe post creator, Hemp Rope Technology, explained in detail how to stuff the smelly back stuff into the Dire Wolf’s bladder. Then he showed how to make threads from the Spider Silk and seal the bladder tight.

nAfter putting it aside for a day, the dried bladder would become bloated like a round ball.

nHemp Rope Technology couldn’t explain what the gases were. When he breathed them, he perished on the spot.

nHe didn’t die of the stench. As his pain reception was set to zero, he couldn’t feel the gases that could do him harm.

nThese gases weren’t methane, but since there were no professional tools, there was no way to find out what they were. Hemp Rope Technology quickly added, “It’s quite silly. Why am I researching this stuff so seriously? The CoderMonkey could change some codes, and I would die even if I am breathing air.”

nAfter explaining in detail how to create such bombs and testing with a small amount of fire, they started to burn. He concluded that the gases could be used to make raw materials for bombs if the physics in the game engine was ultra-realistic.

nHe concluded with two sentences.

n“I sold all my Bladder Bombs to Sylvanas, and she is going to test them out in the Instance Dungeon and create a future for Archers.

nI’m not interested in the future of Archers, but if they are successfully detonated, the gamers won’t need to dig a hole to relieve themselves as I would collect all the feces. I will dig a methane pool at the Living Quarters and see if I can bomb the Dungeon (Server).

n( ̄▽̄)~■Cheers□~( ̄▽̄)”

nThe replies were like repeater machines.

nIf you are bombing the Dungeon (Server), I will give you my future feces.

nThere were 99 identical replies.

nSherlock went into deep thought for a while and asked Bru, “The otherworld’s gamers like to play with… feces?”

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