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nYomite had nothing else to do, so he believed it was time to train his ability some more, until the Dragon arrived.

n(I want to know.)

nHis first victim of privacy breach was Jean.

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nName: Jean Gunnhildr

nAge: 21

nTitle: Dandelion Knight

nOccupation: Acting Grand Master Of Knight Of Favonius

nHobby: Reading steamy romance novels, Working

nLikes: Pizza

nDislikes: The fact that she can’t work non-stop without sleeping

nDream: to reach the power of Vanessa to protect her people.

nCurrent mood: Anxious

nRelationship Level: 6

/10 – Value

nState of Relationship: Friend

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n(Thinking back, she was so embarrassed when I found out about that…) He snickered.

nJean almost died of embarassment in her office.

nHe could feel the pain. It would be similar to being caught by your parents while doing your ‘business’.

nJust a shameful experience.

nHe read on further and frowned, (She is a workaholic to the core…imagine that ‘Working’ is your hobby…A terryfing thought…It’s like a neverending spiral of death and suffering…)

nHe then looked ahead at Venti, who was adjusting his Lyre and was preparing himself to sing another song.

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nName: Venti

nAge: 16 (2654)

nTitle: Windborne Bard, Barbatos

nOccupation: Archon – God Of Wind

nHobby: Poems, Singing

nLikes: Mondstadt’s Wine, Wind

nDislikes: Cheese and anything sticky

nDream: Unknown

nRelationship Level: 6

/10 – Value

nState of Relationship: Friend

n———————

nYomite widened his eyes in surprise.

nHe knew that since Venti was a God, he was probably old, but for some reason he expected him to be older than hundreds of thousands of years or something.

nThis greatly betrayed his expectations.

n(He is still useless…)

nThat fact didn’t change and probably never would.

nThe next on the list was Fischl, the girl who was currently closely paying attention to him, ever since he mentioned a book reference.

nHe didn’t know how it was possible that she read the same book as him when she wasn’t from Earth, but from her behavior, it looked like she really did read it…

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nName: Fischl von Luftschloss Narfidort (Amy)

nAge: 17

nTitle: Prinzessin Der Verurteilung

nHobby: Reading fantasy books

nLikes: Mitternachtsbrot des Sommernachtgartens, Oz, Han Sooyoung, Yomite Hissha

nDislikes: When people don’t realize her magnificent identity, Sweet Madame Dish

nDream: To become the Demon King.

nCurrent mood: Excited

/ Happy to be alive

nRelationship Level: 8

/10 – Intimacy

nState of Relationship: Crushing

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n(Eh…well…this is awkward…and I certainly didn’t expect that…) Yomite let out a dry cough.

nHaving peered into another one of his comrades’ profiles, revealed that he was being crushed on.

nLucky him.

nIt obviously couldn’t have been from this very moment, and he wondered when she actually started to feel that way, when they weren’t even together for that long.

n(Well, she is pretty young, it wouldn’t be out of character to have a crush during puberty…Wait now that I think about it, my body is less than a week old…If she actually confessed, I can’t really consent, now can I!?)

nAll the jokes aside, that was the least of his worries, considering the laws and consent system was probably way, way different in this fantasy world than on Earth.

nHe was all up for the milf route, but the first girl that fell for him was a teenager…

nMoral dilemma ensued.

n(While milfs are certainly great, having a young girl crushing on you isn’t bad at all either…)

nHe closed his eyes and turned 100% of his brain stem power on.

nNot literally though.

n(Of course, as a man of culure, I cannot ignore the allure of a virgin teen.

nIt is only with such a form that you can truly appreciate the blooming of the woman you hold dear.)

n(However…

nMilfs also come with their own allure. While teenagers would be a bud that is yet to bloom, Milfs are in full bloom.)

n(To be engulfed in them and receive their nectar is one of the greatest desires of man.

nBoth are extremes in their own right.

nBoth are sacred fruits, and both are beautiful.

nSo then is it not better to receive both?)

nAnd that ended the tribunal discussion deep within his mind.

n(Both are great, end of discussion.)

nHe would resolve this little ‘crush’ later.

nHe panned his gaze at the next target and snickered, (Show me something interesting, Diluc…There has to be something dirty.)

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nName: Diluc Ragnvindr

nAge: 22

nTitle: Darknight Hero, The Uncrowned King of Mondstadt

nHobby: Chess

nLikes: Grape Juice, Hawks, Kaeya

nDislikes: Alcohol, Kaeya’s constant blabber

nDream: To turn Mondstadt into a better place.

nCurrent mood: Neutral

nRelationship Level: 5

/10 – Acquaintance

nState of Relationship: Neutral

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n(Batman indeed…So he doesn’t particularly dislike Kaeya, huh…Is it a Tsundere I spot?)

nThis was a good blackmail material if he ever needed more than just a claymore from him…

nHe just had to think of a way to utilize this information…

nAlthough Yomite didn’t really think of himself as the kind of person who would try to blackmail someone he knew.

nHis enemies though…silent prayers to them…

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nName: Lumine

nAge: 9¶¶¶

nTitle: Outlander of ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶

nOccupation: Honorary Knight

nHobby: Sleeping, playing with Paimon, Stargazing

nLikes: Paimon, Her brother, Any food that she doesn’t make

nDislikes: Cooking, Sewing, Jogging

nDream: To find her brother and leave the world.

nCurrent mood: Restless

nRelationship Level: 7

/10 – Fondness

nState of Relationship: Close Friend

n———————

n(…Why does it feel like she is much, much older than Venti??? Is it like over 9000 or something?)

nHe also noted that she planned on leaving this world after she would find her brother.

nHe glanced at her lap and a curious idea popped into his mind.

nCuriosity got the best of him…

n(Would it work?)

nHe intently stared at the little fairy in Lumine’s lap that was currently munching on snacks, and for the last time thought, (I want to know.)

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nName: Paimon

nAge: 1|•M•|

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n*Crack” *Crack*

nSomething never before seen happened, and the blue screen forcefully closed itself down right in front of him.

nRather than closed down, it would be more accurate to say the screen crumbled into tiny pieces.

nAs if she could feel something, Paimon tilted her head to look his way, but he managed to avert his gaze just in time to not seem suspicious.

nShe stared at him for quite a while before she resumed snacking on the crackers from Lumine’s hand.

n“Is something the matter?” Lumine asked her, seeing that she looked away for a good while

n“…Paimon felt weird for a second there…As if something or someone was about to eat Paimon…”

nLumine followed her line of sight and giggled, “Just to remind you, Paimon, Party Leader is a pretty good chef…”

n“Hey! What does that have to do with Paimon!? Why would you even wanna eat Paimon when there are so many great dishes out there…Even Paimon wouldn’t eat Paimon, if Paimon was hungry…”

nWhile the duo of friends bantered, Yomite broke out into cold sweat.

n(What the hell was that!!? That was scary! She looked here for sure!!)

nObserve was truly amazing…But…

nBut this instance with Paimon genuinely concerned him about the usage of it.

nHe might reconsider using it carelessly like that in the future.

nWho knew who could sense, or protect themselves from this ability.

nThis really took him by a surprise…

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