Chapter 41: Profile My Ass
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nInside the rental apartment. Chu Tian was reading the message sent over by Wang Xiaofeng in a slightly confused manner.
nWang Xiaofeng was fond of going out for pleasures?
nThis… doesn’t seem right!
nWhen Chu Tian made his hotel registry program, he ended up tracking down Wang Xiaofeng because Wang Xiaofeng was trying to track him. During the process, he made thorough research into Wang Xiaofeng.
nIf Chu Tian’s memory served him correct, Wang Xiaofeng could be said to be a stereotypical otaku. He practically has no interaction with others in real life. Furthermore, he has a girlfriend. Six years his junior and was quite pretty too. She was currently on an overseas trip with her bestie.
nJudging from Chu Tian’s prior investigation into Wang Xiaofeng, Wang Xiaofeng was more fond of food than anything. He could even be considered to be a chowhound.
nHe was not a person that would fool around for sexual pleasures.
nAfter all, those that sit before computers day on end would generally not possess that much stamina. Wang Xiaofeng was also in his thirties and with a girlfriend.
nWith his circumstances, it would already be pretty good if he could satisfy his girlfriend. His circumstances don’t seem like someone that possesses the energy to mess around outside of his relationship.
nWith that in mind, a nefarious smile appeared on Chu Tian’s face. He began to type away at his keyboard.
nFive minutes later.
nSuddenly, as if he discovered something, Chu Tian revealed a frown.
nHiss… What’s with this situation?
nWhy were there three encrypted mobile phones connected to Wang Xiaofeng’s home network?
nChu Tian was originally planning to investigate Wang Xiaofeng’s philandering tracks. He wanted to see what sort of place and what sort of women Wang Xiaofeng would frequent.
nSince he was bored, Chu Tian figured that he might as well gain some knowledge of a hacker’s life.
nBut, when Chu Tian hacked into Wang Xiaofeng’s home network, he suddenly discovered that there were three other encrypted mobile phones connected to the network.
nHe doesn’t seem to remember those three encrypted phones being there before.
nSeeing the phones, Chu Tian soon thought of something. Then, he continued to type away at his keyboard.
nTwenty minutes later!
nChu Tian looked to his monitor speechlessly. Suddenly, he couldn’t help himself from laughing.
nFucking A!
nThey’re actually from the Ministry of State Security!
nWang Luozhen. Female. 31 years old. Ministry of State Security, Special Agent.
nLi Qinghao. Male. 26 years old. Ministry of State Security, Logistics and Technical Support Department.
nZhang Yongqing. Male. 42 years old. Top governmental profiler.
nIt was obvious what a special agent and a technical support would be doing. One was in charge of breaking through enemy lines from the front whereas the other was in charge of providing assistance through technical support from the back. This sort of combination was commonly seen in movies.
nIn contrast, a profiler was much more interesting.
nProfilers were specialized professionals. They were mainly in charge of profiling the perpetrators of crime scenes. Through the circumstances of the scenes, the distinctive characteristics and other clues, they would be able to determine the criminals’ gender, age, appearance, occupation, hobby and various others.
nThis was especially true when it comes to serial killers. The exceptionally skilled profilers would be able to accurately determine who the serial killers would be targeting next. Through that, they would be able to successfully prevent another killing and capture the serial killers.
nThat being said, very few people knew about who profilers are and what they do.
nBy pure coincidence, Chu Tian was one of those people that knew about profilers.
nIt was because he had ghost-wrote a story about a private detective before.
nThe arc that he ghost-wrote about concerned the main character and a powerful profiler working together on a major case. The main character ended up competing with that profiler in the accuracy of their respective analysis of the criminal.
nIt was only at that time that Chu Tian learned about the profession of profilers.
nChu Tian’s fingers slowly rubbed past his chin. Then, a smile appeared on his face, “Seems like they’re trying to analyze me and determine my identity through that.”
nWhen even a top governmental profiler appeared, Chu Tian was able to imagine that he must’ve caught the government’s attention. They were viewing him as a person of importance.
nIt was understandable. His current hacking abilities were simply too ungodly powerful. If he wanted to cause destruction, the aftermath would be unthinkable. Attempting to track him down was a reasonable decision.
nSuddenly, another message arrived from Wang Xiaofeng: “Shadow bro, you doing okay? Why aren’t you responding?”
n“Tsk!”
nChu Tian curled his lip and smiled, “Quite good of a disguise. You’re trying to pretend to be Wang Xiaofeng? Sure, I’ll take that. You’re trying to profile me, eh? Let’s see what sort of profile you’ll give me.”
nAfter speaking out loud, Chu Tian replied with a message: “I went to the toilet. Just got back.”
nWang Xiaofeng: “Haha, are you lying? You took that long in the toilet? Is there a woman beside you?”
nChu Tian smiled: “A woman my ass. I’m in my fifties. Even if you are to send me a goddess, I wouldn’t be interested.”
nWang Xiaofeng: “Ah?? Shadow bro, you’re in your fifties?”
nChu Tian: “That’s right. I’ll be sixty in a couple years.”
nWang Xiaofeng: “Damn! Then I should address you as old sir instead. I’ve always thought you to be younger than me.”
nChu Tian: “Haha. I’m a person with a young heart. If I wasn’t injured in the army, if my legs still work like they did, I’d be able to round up all those old women dancing in the plaza below.”
n1. It is common knowledge that once chinese women reach aunty to granny age, they will start dancing in open plazas with, generally, loud chinese disco music. https:
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/watch?v=dkCWnZByRZY You don’t want to mess with them, they’d ** with you too.
nChu Tian: “Hey ah, I have some matters to take care of here. I gotta go to the hospital, I’ll be logging off for now. We can talk again next time.”
nAfter sending that message, Chu Tian smiled and logged out of his account.
nGo profile my ass!
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