Chapter 61
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n“F*ck, we’re all on the same side. Stop bragging, okay?” Qin Han said.
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n“Let me tell you, the people I found are all as good-looking as celebrities. You can’t find such good resources even if you tried.”
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n“Forget it. No matter how good-looking they are, they’re still internet celebrities. They can’t compare to the people around me.”
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n“Don’t just say that, just send me a photo if you can.”
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n“Just you wait.”
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nLin Yi hung up the phone and turned to Ji Qingyan, who was in the fitting room.
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n“President Ji, do you have a selfie picture?”
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n“Selfie?”
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n“Yes, send me the selfie you’re most satisfied with.”
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nJi Qingyan paused as she changed her clothes.
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nWhy did Lin Yi want her picture?
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nHe wasn’t going to make it his wallpaper, was he?
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n“Wait a moment, I’ll look for it for you.”
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nJi Qingyan picked up her phone and sent Lin Yi a picture she was satisfied with.
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n“Can you see the picture?”
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nIt was a selfie under the Sun.
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nHowever, her smile was even brighter than the sun.
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n“It’s too good.”
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nLin Yi then sent the picture to Qin Han.
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n“F*ck, f*ck, f*ck! You’re cheating, you found the picture online, right?” Qin Han replied.
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n“I’ve been in and out of nightclubs for so many years. How can your little prank fool me?”
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n“You can choose not to believe it if you want.”
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n“If that isn’t a photo that was posted online, I will f*king live stream myself eating ** while standing on my head.”
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nAt this moment, Ji Qingyan walked out of the fitting room and asked curiously,
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n“Why do you want my selfie?”
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nJi Qingyan’s heart was filled with a trace of anticipation.
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nIf he really used her photo as his wallpaper, it would be so embarrassing.
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n“Someone invited me out to play and said that he found a lot of A-list celebrities. I’m going to use your photo to take down those evil perverted people.”
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n“O-oh.”
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nAlthough she was not using her photo as a screensaver, Ji Qingyan was still very happy inside.
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nAt the very least, it was an affirmation of her good looks.
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n“What did they say?”
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n“That guy said that I’m using online pictures to fool people and that if it’s true, he’ll livestream himself eating sh*t upside down.”
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nJi Qingyan felt a chill run down her spine. Boys like that were too funny.
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n“Then what should we do? Should I send you another one?”
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n“No.” Lin Yi said, “Come over here, let’s take a selfie together and make him eat his sh*t upside down.”
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n“Do I need to touch up my makeup? Do you think this dress will work?”
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n“What’s wrong with it? With your looks and figure, it’s more than enough to kill those female internet celebrities.” Lin Yi waved his hand. “Come here quickly.”
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n“O-okay.”
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nJi Qingyan went to Lin Yi’s side, a little nervous.
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n“Are you made of cement? Act natural.”Lin Yi said. “Besides, don’t be so far away from me. Don’t worry, I won’t faint. It’s okay to come closer.”
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n“What are you talking about?”Ji Qingyan rolled her eyes at Lin Yi.
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n“The main thing is that I’ve never taken a selfie with a man before. I don’t know what pose to use.”
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n“You just need to be closer to me.”
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nJi Qingyan obediently leaned against Lin Yi’s side. She felt that her action was not too bad.
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nIt looked quite intimate too. She would be able to believe it if she was the other party.
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nThe photo was taken, but Ji Qingyan noticed that Lin Yi didn’t make another move.
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n“Gangster, what are you looking at?”
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nJi Qingyan rolled her eyes at Lin Yi and changed her position. She did not stick too close to him anymore.
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n“You only know how to talk nonsense. There’s no door to your mouth.” Ji Qingyan pinched Lin Yi.
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nThe two of them got into position and took a photo together.
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n“Not bad, not bad.” Lin Yi said with satisfaction. “In terms of temperament, you are unrivalled. Those so-called female internet celebrities probably can’t even hold a candle to you.”
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nJi Qingyan’s face was a little red. She pretended to be nonchalant and said, “Tsk, you guys are just vain. What’s there to compare?”
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n“A man lives on his face, but a tree lives on its skin.”
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nLin Yi then sent the photo of the two of them to Qin Han.
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n“F*ck, it’s real!”
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n“Of course, we have different tastes. If the people you find don’t reach this level, don’t call me.” Lin Yi said.
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n“Oh right, don’t forget to tell me when you eat sh*t on your head. I’ll give you a rocket to support you.”
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n“Are you trying to trick me?”
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nLin Yi didn’t reply when he saw that Ji Qingyan was ready.
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nThe two went downstairs together. It was getting late, so they had to send her back.
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nJi Qingyan fiddled with her phone when they reached the garage, preparing to place the order.
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n“There’s no need to place the order. It’s just a ride.” Lin Yi said.
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nThe mission progress was now at 17
/20. If nothing unexpected happened, he would be able to complete the mission by tomorrow.
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nThere was no need to sheer Ji Qingyan’s wool anymore.
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nIt was as if he could not afford to feed himself anymore.
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n“You said it was a life experience, so of course I have to pay for it,” Ji Qingyan teased.
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n“What if one day, you can’t afford a house and blame me for not paying for the car?”
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n“You are a big fat sheep who even took the initiative to come to my house. I have to sheer off this wool even if I don’t want to.”
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nHe’d be one step closer to completing his mission once he accepted Ji Qingyan’s order.
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nHe would be able to return to Yang City after that.
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n“What kind of adjective is that? You’re the big fat sheep.”
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nLin Yi laughed as he brought Ji Qingyan back to the villa.
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n“Let’s go in and have a drink of water,” Ji Qingyan said.
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n“There’s no problem going in, but your parents won’t suddenly appear again, right?” Lin Yi asked.
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n“I’ve already given them psychological trauma.”
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n“Don’t worry, I checked with them before I came back. They’re practicing their calligraphy at home, so they won’t come over,” Ji Qingyan said.
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n“So you came prepared. You want me to go in too, right?”
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n“What are you talking about?”Ji Qingyan looked shy. “You just happened to be around. I didn’t ask on purpose.”
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n“Okay, okay, okay.” Lin Yi unbuckled his seatbelt. “Let’s go. I want to ask you some questions.”
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n“What questions?” Qingyan asked curiously.
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n“Let’s talk inside.”
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n“Okay.”
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nLin Yi sat down comfortably on the sofa after entering the house.
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n“You must be tired after driving all day.”
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n“A little,” Lin Yi said. “I’m also a Buddhist driver. If I were a full-time driver, I’d be even more tired.”
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n“That’s for sure. It’s not easy to live like this.”
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nJi Qingyan walked to the fridge. “What do you want to drink, coffee or alcohol?”
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n“Uh…”
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nLin Yi hesitated for a second. “Water’s fine.”
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n“I’ve already taken out my stockings.”Ji Qingyan said. “You’re such a bad person. They’re all new stockings. What’s there to be afraid of in the fridge? Your suggestiveness is too strong.”
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n“I didn’t mean that. I just wanted to drink water.”
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n“Tsk, I think I know what you’re thinking” Ji Qingyan said.
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n“Men like to touch the stockings on women’s legs, but they don’t like new stockings in the fridge. It’s weird.”
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n“If you wear them on your legs, I won’t be touching stockings, I’ll be touching your legs.”
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nJi Qingyan brought a glass of water to Lin Yi.
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n“That’s a load of nonsense. I just can’t beat you. Tell me, what did you want to ask me?”
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n“It’s not a big deal.” Lin Yi said.
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n“I want to set up a charity foundation for orphans, left-behind children, poor students, and other marginalized groups. Do you have anyone who knows about this? Are there any special requirements in terms of policies and procedures?”
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