I considered asking Xiao Qin to help me resolve the situation, but I felt it would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Also, Auntie Ren already has a bad impression of me, if I startle her, she might misunderstand and take my pitiful life.

Now that I mentioned it, whoever marries Xiao Qin in the future sure has the worst luck! Do you even need to ask why? His mother-in-law would be the successor of the Hokuto Shinken! If you don’t treat your wife well, then the Hokuto Hyakuretsu Ken awaits!

After deliberating for a while, I did not ask for help. I only told her that I would spend the night reading the script, and that she cannot disturb me or I would remove her as a secret girlfriend.

Not sure if it was because I was nervous, but I was a bit tongue tied and said ‘rape the script’ instead of ‘read the script’. Fortunately, Xiao Qin did not notice.

I shifted my gaze back to the script that was laying on my bed after I hung up.

For those fellows who have impure thoughts, I was referring to the actual printed script next to my pillow, not the half-dressed one waiting to be perused.

I decided to not get near Su Qiao’s body and only use my words to persuade her to stop her actions. Since all male protagonists in anime have LVL999 speech skills, I might as well give it a try.

Although my grades are poor, I always felt I was smarter than Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto. If he could convince a mid-level BOSS to weep and repent, then why can’t I do the same? (TN: Maybe he’s referring to Zabuza? idk)

Thus I closed my eyes and awaited death (this is the most suitable description for the current situation), and said to Su Qiao:

“You misunderstood, I don’t have those kind of feelings for you!”

In order to make it seem more convincing, I used the AC remote control to block my crotch, then I also added a TV remote control to make it even more perfect.

My confidence increased exponentially after holding the two remote controls. I thought even if Uchiha Madara was standing in front of me, I would be able to convince him to the point of tears because I feel inferior when it comes to using your body as a bribe… No, wait, that was wrong, well you get my point.

I remember male protagonists in anime would often use words such as ‘also’, ‘not all’, ‘perhaps’, and more. Although it seems like these words are insignificant, they need needs words to break through their troubles and increase their harem. Of course, there’s also a highly used word, ‘everyone’, or ‘mina’ in Japanese.

Usually it would go like this:

“Aren’t we all shinobi of Konohagakure?”

“You also have courage!”

“I understand, we all understand!”

Hence I spoke following the model:

“Would your parents be happy with you doing this?”

Su Qiao slightly opened her eyes that were stained with tears and tilted her head at me.

“But according to others, don’t all female actors do this?”

Eh? Why did you steal the words I was going to use! My plan was destroyed!

I spoke in a hurry with emotion:

“Does everyone all have huge misunderstandings of the entertainment industry! Didn’t Liu XiaoQing already say there are no unspoken rules in the Chinese entertainment industry?”

When Su Qiao did not respond, I thought it was because my words got to her, so I pushed for victory and said:

“Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this much? Everyone…”

“Would you be willing to offer your body even if it was an old man with an entire face full of wrinkles? Everyone…”

I wanted to use the word ‘everyone’ twice to increase the effectiveness, but I could not think of anything on the spot. It made it seem like saying everyone was a habit, like certain anime characters who would always add the same word at the end of their sentences, thus my next sentence was:

“Shouldn’t you do this with someone you like, for example, your future husband, everyone!”

Su Qiao sighed after being bombarded by my ‘everyone’ sentences. She replied with an extremely worried tone of voice:

“Mr. Ye, I… I don’t really feel that my body is precious. I would often get injured during practice. Even if I did this, there’s no way it would be more painful than breaking a leg.”

“Also… even though I’ve never had a boyfriend, but my future husband will definitely suspect that I’m not a virgin, so I might as well…”

“Huh?” I couldn’t hold back and interrupted, “Why would your future husband suspect that?”

Su Qiao did not look me in the eyes when she spoke.

“Because… of acrobatics, I broke my hymen when I was 12 years old. I bled a lot at the time… But no man would believe me, so if I’m going to be treated as a fake virgin anyway, I might as well…”

So you might as well give up? Are you going to break the honey pot simply because you will be suspected as unchaste!

“Actually… I guess my luck is pretty good if I ended up with someone as young as Mr. Ye. At least I don’t have to offer my body to an old man, so I can still reluctantly accept it…”

It was as if she suddenly became aware the word ‘reluctant’ would enrage me, so she quickly changed her wording: “No, what I meant to say was that I’m extremely happy my partner is Mr. Ye!”

When she saw my indeterminate expression, she blinked and said with a face of realization:

“Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of breaking the law?”

Huh? Which law did I break? Is the unspoken rule illegal? Also, I did not even lay a finger on you, on what grounds would the police arrest me?

“Uhm, Mr. Ye, although I look young, I’m already an adult. You don’t have to worry about breaking the law, my age on my ID is 18…”

Oh, so you were afraid that I was worried about the minor law? You may be an adult, but I am not! If this was America, I would be the victim! You would have to pay me for psychological damages!

Of course, in China, as the school pervert doctor, Chen YingRan said, underage men are not protected by the law. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not even be able to file a report.

But age is definitely a good point to use to get her to leave. I changed into hoodlum mode and said loudly:

“Hey, hey, hey, it says you’re 18 on your ID. How old are you actually?”

After she heard my impatience, she replied while trembling:

“I… I’m actually 17…”

“Oh, 17… that’s still 3 years older than me!” I suddenly raised my voice, “As an older sister who knows the law, what’s the crime of seducing a 14-year-old minor! Didn’t you know China’s laws changed, where it’s considered rape if you have sexual relations with a minor, regardless if I agreed!”

Actually it was all bull**, but my serious expression frightened Su Qiao.

“What? You… you’re only 14? How? You look nearly the same age as me. Aren’t you a high school student?”

Due to the fact that she was astonished by my age, she stopped using honorifics, but it was for the better.

“Hmph, I’m not in high school, I’m currently only in the second year of middle school.” I replied, “I was originally an innocent youth where I thought you get kids by simply holding hands. Thanks to you, my thoughts are now extremely dirty —— also that phone call earlier was from the police. There are security cameras everywhere in the hotel to prevent… to prevent people from taking advantage of minors! If you don’t leave quickly, then prepare to sit in prison for being a female rapist!”