I was a bit sullen because nothing went my way and looked a bit gloomy.

As I was walking back into the school building, I bumped into Xiong YaoYue who was coming back from volleyball practice.

“Ah, it looks like you’re in a bad mood.”

Xiong YaoYue asked with a frown.

“Yeah, because I can’t seem to run into happy situations…”

“Well, happy situations would hide from you if you look so bitter. Be a bit happier.”

She patted my shoulders without restraint.

“You make it sound easy. How can you be happy just by saying you want to be happy…”

Xiong YaoYue clutched her chin and began to ponder:

“So you want to get rid of your bad mood first, then how about…”

“Giving me a beating.”

“What?”

“You’ll feel much better after giving me a beating. Don’t look down on me, I’m someone who’s willing to sacrifice myself to help a friend out.”

She stuck up her thumb to signify it was not a big deal. She had a clear and bright smile and the and the sun rays reflected off her two small canine teeth.

It’s too bright, it hurts my eyes just looking at her. You’re such a good friend that you would be willing to take a beating just to make your friend feel better.

But even if you don’t mind, there’s no way I can hit a girl. I can’t even hit Xiao Qin who bullied me for many years, so there’s no way I can hit you.

I’m grateful for your good intentions, but you should try learning how to act cute from Xiao Qin to lose your manliness so you can marry a good man in the future.

After I returned to the classroom, I saw Xiao Qin secretly sneaking glances into my bag to see what was inside.

I purposely hung the bag on the left side of my desk to keep it as far away from Xiao Qin as possible. The class leader originally agreed to help me fix the uniform, but t looks like I have to do it myself.

I feigned to be angry and said: “Didn’t I say you won’t be my girlfriend anymore if you go through my bag?”

Xiao Qin trembled and tried to explain:

“I… didn’t look through it, I only accidentally peeked a bit.”

“You can’t accidentally look either.” I said with a serious expression, since you broke our promise, from today onward, you will no longer be my girlfriend.

Xiao Qin clenched her teeth and had a deathly pale face, then she suddenly pointed to an open window.

“If I can’t be your girlfriend anymore, then I’ll jump out the window.”

It’s the second floor, are you trying to threaten me with suicide? It seems you already mastered the three techniques of woman: crying, screaming, and hanging. It must have been hard since you used to be a tomboy, so you had to learn everything by reading shoujo manga. It looks like Xiong YaoYue should call you a teacher and learn from you.

“Please teach me, Celery-sensei.”

Shouldn’t Xiong YaoYue bow down to you with sincerity and ask you to teach her how to ‘un-man’ herself?

Although I believed Xiao Qin would survive even if she jumped down for the second floor, but I still took my words back just in case.

“Did you prepare the Qing Zi Academy uniform so you can visit Ai Mi?”

Xiao Qin asked after she calmed down.

“That’s right.” I said in a bad mood, “But now all the buttons are gone, so I might not be able to get past the security guard.”

“Um… if you don’t mind, I can help you fix it.”

Xiao Qin suggested passionately.

“You?” I was skeptical towards her sewing skills. Also the class leader said she collected a lot of buttons, so she might have some similar ones to the original, but where would Xiao Qin find them?

“It’s fine if you leave it with me. It’s one of my biggest wishes to help Ye Lin classmate fix your clothes, so I hope you can meet my needs.”

“(^__^) Hehe… I should also mention my other wishes are to get married to Ye Lin classmate, travel the world with Ye Lin classmate, and have kids with Ye Lin classmate…”

It’s enough to only realize your wish of helping me fix my clothes. I’ll let the other wishes exist only in your dreams.

I handed the bag over to Xiao Qin and she accepted it happily.

“I’ll definitely fix it filled with love.”

Xiao Qin made a solemn vow, then she turned to the class leader, who was studying intently, and made a face at her.

Did you think you won because you could fix my clothes? Don’t feel too good about yourself, because the class leader wouldn’t help fix it even if I begged her.

But Niu ShiLi thought the face was made towards him and it made him jump.

“Xiao Qin classmate, you…”

Niu ShiLi only said a few words, but Xiao Qin’s androphobia had kicked in. She turned back around and pretended to be reading earnestly.

It caused Niu ShiLi to become restless for the remainder of the class.

It was pretty hot today, so no one wanted to leave the school, so the cafeteria was packed with people during lunch. Xiao Qin, Xiong YaoYue, Gong CaiCai, Loud Mouth, and Little Smart ended up at the same table as me.

The class leader was discussing something with teacher Yu, but even if she was here, she probably wouldn’t want to sit at the same table with me.

It is indeed a bit awkward staying close to a boy who always imagines you in a bikini.

Plus, I wasn’t 100% innocent, since the class leader’s brother has been wearing the thong for the past few days because of me.

Xiao Qin was on my left and Little Smart was on my right. Gong CaiCai was across from me, right in between Xiong YaoYue and Loud Mouth.

Gong CaiCai usually isn’t willing to sit next to Xiong YaoYue. But there were not other spots in the cafeteria, and she couldn’t fight against Xiong YaoYue pulling her, so she sat down obediently.

Then she would lower her head and take small bites of her food. Occasionally, she would look up at me, but quickly evade her gaze if I noticed, like she was doing something wrong.

There was bound to be some gossip with this many girls sitting at one table.

Loud Mouth was the first to speak:

“Yue Yue, do you think the girls can take number one in our grade for the volleyball tournament? It seems the class leader is taking it seriously.”

“Of course.” Xiong YaoYue said proudly, “There’s nothing special being at the top of our grade, our goal is to place first in the entire school!”

“Ah, that might be hard. I heard the 3-3 class, the class with the school beauty, has a lot of students who’s amazing at volleyball.”

“That’s nothing. There’s no one who can block against the class leader and my perfect team work and smashes. Hmph, if the class leader listened to me and cut her hair short, we could increase our effectiveness by 20%…”

Don’t give those kinds of suggestions to the class leader! A girl’s hair is precious, especially since the class leader started growing it from elementary school. As a girl, you should at least try and relate a bit to her.

Xiao Qin was relaxed since everyone other than me was a girl. She spoke to Little Smart who was on my right while taking the opportunity to stick closer to me.

“Um, I’ve been reading some novels. Little Smart, you must have read quite a bit can you recommend me some good ones?”

Rudely calling her by her nickname…. but I really have no right to say anything because I can’t remember Little Smart’s real name either.

Little Smart said: “I’ve read quite a bit, but I still prefer novels with Guo JingMing pressed under Han Han’s body.”

Isn’t that BL? Damn fujoshi, don’t give Xiao Qin any weird ideas.

“I just noticed.” Loud Mouth said while picking out a grain of rice stuck on her hair, “Since Ye Lin is the only boy in this table, shouldn’t he be treating us to this meal”

I refused: “Why should I treat you guys?”

Loud Mouth said playfully: “Don’t you secretly feel happy with so many girls accompanying you?”

“Hmph, it’s not like I invited you.” I continued to shovel food in my mouth.

“That’s true.” Xiong YaoYue suddenly interrupted, “How about this Ye Lin. I’ll let you touch Gong CaiCai’s breasts and you can treat all of us to some yogurt?”

And she even gave me a wink after she finished speaking.

Damn, so you think it would be fine for me to touch her breasts because I’m gay? And that way everyone gets some free yogurt while my mood would also get better? Is something wrong with your brain? If I was actually gay, touching her breasts wouldn’t make me feel any better.

Besides, you already have a bottle of yogurt next to you. Is one bottle not enough?

Loud Mouth was the first one to get excited from Xiong YaoYue’s suggestion. Gong CaiCai’s face flushed red and she lowered her head.

Xiong YaoYue raised Gong CaiCai’s chin and forced her to raise her head while also rudely slapping her chest.

“Genuine goods, available to all.” Xiong YaoYue said like a merchant, “Also, Gong CaiCai, don’t look so down, smile a bit at the customer. All our yogurt is riding on your shoulders.”

Xiao Qin suddenly said: “Ye Lin classmate can’t touch it, but if I can touch it, I’ll treat everyone to yogurt.”

Huh, what’s up with that suggestion? Do you think your flat chest would be able to finally grow after you touch her large breasts?

Gong CaiCai begged pitifully:

“Can… you not touch me? As long as you don’t touch me, I’ll buy yogurt for all of you…”

“Ah whatever, Gong CaiCai, you have no sense of humor.” Xiong YaoYue saw Gong CaiCai was taking her seriously, so she stopped playing around.

Xiao Qin still didn’t stop trying to attack her breasts, and it almost caused Gong CaiCai to hide under the table.

After a warning from me, Xiao Qin started to act well-behaved again. But the she followed up quickly: “How about I tell everyone a joke?”