Chapter 40 – Unscientific Thing
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nThe next class happened to be teacher Yu’s English class.
nTeacher Yu reluctantly walked in through the front door with Shu Sha following close behind, he was also holding a thick stack of exam questions in his hand.
nIs he going to do a pop quiz? Or is he announcing the grades of last times quiz? Can I break through the 10-point mark this time?
nAlthough it seems that Xiao Qin has good English grades, but in her current state, even if she lets me copy I’m not courageous enough!
n“Teacher Yu, can I ?”
nAfter Shu Sha put the test questions on the podium, she did not immediately return to her seat, but solemnly requested teacher Yu.
nTeacher Yu had no choice but to nod.
nIt turned out that Shu Sha was going to self-criticize herself in front of the class.
nFirst, a deep bow, her drooping hair almost touched the floor.
n“Everyone I am very sorry. I’m the class leader, yet I forgot my own position and did such a thing during language class. I should have immediately resigned as the class leader…”
n“But I couldn’t endure the class teacher’s urge for me to stay, I can only shamelessly continue for a while longer…”
n“If anyone wants to take over my job, I will immediately give up the position…”
nHer head was lowered throughout the entire course of events and her attitude was very sincere.
nLoud Mouth glared at me from a distance and used her thumb to point at the apologizing class leader. It seemed like she was saying, “You said that you wouldn’t apologize? Look at how she’s apologizing!”
nLooking at the class leader humiliating herself, I blushed a little.
nCan’t believe that you can bow! Wasn’t I the one that disrupted classroom discipline first, so why didn’t you mention me? Couldn’t you have just pushed all the blame on me?
nYou’re the class leader! It’s akin to the boss position in the world of gangsters. The students in the class are equivalent to your underlings. How can a boss apologize to their underlings?
nIs the standard of justice in your heart the most strict on yourself?
nReally, serves you right for working so tirelessly, even if you really become a detective captain one day, you will sooner or later die from overworking.
nAfter the class leader finished, she raised her head slightly, hoping that someone could come out and recommend themselves as the new class leader.
nOf course, no one will raise their hands. Managing the second year class (3) is no easy job. Just me alone is enough to induce a headache.
nThe classroom was silent and the teacher who was standing on the podium already couldn’t stand the awkwardness.
nThe loyal dog bro suddenly dismally shouted from the back:
n“Class leader, are you not going to look after us anymore?”
nStimulated by his words, the classmates in the class also uttered their voices:
n“Don’t! You’ve lead our class since first year, we’re already used to it!”
n“Don’t be discouraged! We will always support the class leader!”
n“What’s wrong with being a bit more ferocious as the class leader? Do you want to be like class 1 and let a pushover be a class leader in name?”
n“That’s right! I heard that because the class 1 class leader didn’t do anything, there was a girl who got bullied a lot!”
n“If you resign, people in our class will be bullied!”
nIn short, it was a one-sided support for the class leader to continue and occasionally mixed with the “Ye Lin go die” slogan. I don’t know which guy shouted that.
nGong CaiCai may have felt that the class leader’s resignation was her fault. She was unable to get over it and actually lied on the table and cried. The lass leader didn’t know what to do, she could only pat her head and console her.
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nTeacher Yu also stood on the podium and persuaded the class leader to not resign. It kind of felt like that if she wasn’t going to be the class leader, he wouldn’t be the class teacher either.
nFinally, the class leader decided to work for a while longer, until everyone selected a more suitable class leader.
nCan’t choose it! In my opinion, other than Shu Sha, the only one who would dare take over the second year class (3) is the number one loyal dog glasses bro.
nBut the loyal dog bro is a die-hard supporter of Shu Sha and will never run against Shu Sha for class leader.
nThe next time that Shu Sha says she wont be class leader anymore, I’ll raise my hand and say to the teacher: “If she’s not going to do it, I’ll do it!” I don’t believe you would let a criminal lead the second year class (3)! I have to provoke your sense of responsibility of saving people!
nThe class leader’s affairs came to an end and the teacher asked the English class representative to hand out the last test.
nAh, I only got 6 points, they were also all wild guesses on multiple choice questions.
nHeavens! Why didn’t China unify the world before I was born? If China was the only country in the world, I wouldn’t have to learn this pain of a language!
nXiao Qin didn’t transfer schools yet when we had out last quiz, so of course she didn’t have any test papers.
nTeacher Yu began to explain the questions on the blackboard, I secretly glanced at Xiao Qin’s expression.
nWait, what am I so worried about? Even if I openly touched the class leader’s hand in language class, I don’t have to have that big of a guilty conscience, right?
nThat was legitimate self-defense! It’s not like I have an affair with the class leader… Even if there was an affair, what does that have to do with you? You’re at best my childhood friend. I never agreed to let you be my girlfriend, it’s just your one-sided love… What reason do you have to flip out at me!
nI had a slightly fierce expression when I looked over, I thought I would meet Xiao Qin’s wrath head on, but that didn’t happen.
nXiao Qin quietly copied the questions on the blackboard, but there was a hint of lingering sorrow in her eyes.
nNoticing that I was paying attention to her. Xiao Qin opened her lips slightly and seemed to have wanted to say something, but didn’t say anything.
nOn the contrary, I was pressured by the depressing atmosphere and opened my mouth first:
n“Hey, what’s with that face? Did I wrong you in any way?”
nXiao Qin froze for a second, then slowly turned to me and tried to squeeze out a smile and said to me:
n“No! I won’t be unhappy no matter what Ye Lin classmate does!”
nDon’t say that! Don’t say those comforting words while you’re smiling on the outside yet bleeding on the inside! I would feel much better if you just punch me as Little Tyrant!
n“But, but there is still something I want to know, Ye Lin classmate, Don’t tell me… do you like the class leader?”
nAlthough Xiao Qin’s expression would make one sympathize with her, I know that this is not the time to be compassionate.
nMaster Gu Long once said that often times men will fall in love with women because of pity and sympathy.
nYou’ll become Ren XiaoQin’s captive if you can’t steel your heart.
n“Hmph, even if I like the class leader, what does it have to do with you?”
nI think that if I had a mirror, my current face would be very scummy.
nXiao Qin made a “oh” sound and lowered her head for a long time.
nShe inserted four fingers into her sideburns and pretended to comb her hair, but was actually blocking her eyes.
nAfter a long time, she spoke in a tone of sudden realization:
n“That’s right… it’s not like I’m Ye Lin classmate’s girlfriend…”
n“Although I shamelessly get involved with Ye Lin classmate every day, it only made Ye Lin classmate hate me more and more…”
n“If I want to intervene with Ye Lin classmate’s personal friends, Ye Lin classmate would hate me even more…”
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n“I… isn’t it better if I just disappear?”
nAh! Something glistening flowed down the back of her left hand! That’s cheating! You’re not allowed to bombard me with your tears! Although Xiao Qin’s current expression has been completely blocked, but her tears and tone have made me unable to stand it!
n“You, don’t you cry! I didn’t say anything like wanting you to disappear!”
n“But, but you said it! When I passed you the note on the first day, you said that you wished for me to disappear immediately!”
nEh? Did I really say that? But I already forgot! Do girls have really good memory for thing like this?
n“Hey, don’t be sad, even if I said that, it was unintentional!”
nXiao Qin’s spirit was raised a bit and she looked at me tearfully.
n“That, then, is it okay if I don’t disappear right away?”
nHer tone was like she was a little snowman built in the winter and is currently appealing to the sun under the clear skies of spring.
nI was speechless and could only nod.
nXiao Qin wiped her tears with her sleeves, as if my nod of approval gave her great courage.
n“Thank you, then let me spend some more time by Ye Lin classmate’s side before I disappear!”
nWhat’s with this atmosphere of life and death parting! I don’t want to act in a bitter love drama with you! Hurry up and do something to change the atmosphere!
nThat’s right! The bible! Faced with such an unscientific situation, it’s a good opportunity for something extremely unscientific like the Bible to enter!
nI took out the traditional version of the Old Testament from my bag and told Xiao Qin that I hoped she could help me copy it onto the the square checkered book, I also told her the specific requirements.
nXiao Qin didn’t even ask me what was the point of copying such a thing. Instead, it was the happiest moment in her life since she had an opportunity to help me.
nThat wasn’t a expression where she was just praised, it looked like she was almost moved to tears.
nIs it that easy for me to make you feel happy or sad?
nI kind of feel sorry for her.
nI didn’t even tell her that there was a remuneration for copying this thing, and it was quite a bit too.
nIt was like I was a foreman that embezzled Xiao Qin’s salary.
nLet’s tell her somewhere that doesn’t stir up emotions as much. Anyway, Ai Mi, the payer, hasn’t given me the money yet.
n“Hey, don’t write too neatly! The writing should be slightly softer and immature! So that there’s room for improvement next time!”
nHearing that I’ll find her again to help. Xiao Qin nodded happily and tried to copy according to my requirements.
nThe 5 pages of traditional Chinese were finished very quickly. Based on how easy it looked for Xiao Qin, it seems like she’s written traditional characters before.
nThe other 5 pages of simplified character was also copied by Xiao Qin with ease. She copied according to the traditional text, the characters automatically changing to simplified under her pen.
nAlthough she wasn’t good in the sciences, but she’s very impressive in humanities!
nIt seems like she’s the exact opposite of me.
nAfter she finished copying, she checked it over and respectfully handed it to me with both hands. She waited anxiously for me to inspect it.
nSeeing that I turned the page, Xiao Qin asked nervously:
n“What about it? Did I make any mistakes? Am I going to be spanked if I made a mistake?”
nIt was copied very well, both neat and deliberately imitating a child’s immaturity. I have seen Ai Mi’s writing and it does look somewhat similar, Ai Mi’s mother shouldn’t be able to see through it.
nAnd since Xiao Qin started talking to me about porn again, it shows that she has returned to normal.
nI am also quite unfortunate to have a childhood friend that talks to you about porn when they return to normal.
nI nodded and said that the copy was very good, Xiao Qin smiled happily.
n“Ye, Ye Lin classmate, do I get a reward for copying these?”
nThere is! I’ll pay you after handing these books over to Ai Mi!
nI wanted to plan out what I was going to say, in order to not say something like “one thousand dollars per time” that is easy to misunderstand. Xiao Qin took the first step and asked:
n“I don’t want anything else, can Ye Lin classmate please help me fix my mother’s notebook tomorrow! I beg you!”
nTen fingers clasped together and her eyes were shining.
nIt was difficult for me to refuse.
nI guess since I’ve already taken care of the checkered book problem, I will hand it over to Ai Mi tomorrow morning and then go to Xiao Qin’s house to repair the computer in the afternoon!
nReally, I cant relax even on a day off.
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