Xiao Qin and I both wore a Qing Zi Academy uniform when we walked through the gates of the school and we looked like a couple from afar.

Actually, I’ve already been brought into Qing Zi Academy many times by Ai Mi and Peng TouSi and my looks are so distinctive that the security guards already remembered me, so I could get in without the uniform.

I don’t even need to mention Xiao Qin since the security chief had seen her with Ren HongDe, the chairman of the group, and knew that she was his niece, so he would definitely be flattering her than stopping her.

It’s mainly because Xiao Qin is afraid to talk to the young security guards because of her androphobia, so she flips over the wall every time and she makes it look like she’s on a secret mission.

The reason I brought Xiao Qin through the gates with me in our uniforms was to avoid any trouble when the security guards who don’t know our identities question Xiao Qin when they see her on campus.

“Stare (⊙_⊙)…” Xiao Qin curiously stared at my pants when no one was around.

“What are you looking at, do you think I’m still wearing those stretchy pants?” I gasped, “I took off those pants as soon as I got home, they strangled me half to death.”

“But my mom’s friend said those pants stick to your skin and are great for exercise…”

“That’s because your mom’s friend is a woman. I will wash the pants and return to you. If you don’t mind, you can wear them when you grow up.”

Xiao Qin lowered her head and whispered, “Does that mean you like a more ample butt…”

I’m talking about your overall body size, I wasn’t referring to a specific part of your body.

But I was also happy to see that Xiao Qin was gradually returning to normal. Although she didn’t always talk about dirty jokes like before, but she recovered back to a certain level of dirty jokes.

004 and 005, who were standing guard in front of the VIP building, subconsciously covered their crotch when they saw Xiao Qin. Xiao Qin smiled bitterly in embarrassment and pretended not to see their reaction.

After meeting with Peng TouSi and learning that Ai Mi was already up, Xiao Qin and I arrived outside of room 101, only to hear an electronically synthesized robotic voice coming from inside.

“Under attack.” “Core locked.” “Identity recognition system backed up.”

“Attacker is master number one.” “Entering no counterattack defense state.”

“Warning, warning, WiFi antenna has been damaged.”

“If you continue to attack me, I will no longer be able to provide WiFi access.”

“What’s all the nagging, damn robot.” Ai Mi shouted, “Who needs a robot servant as trashy as you when you can’t even fire a laser.”

I opened the door to room 101 and saw a very ludicrous scene.

Ai Mi was wearing a casual skirt and sandals. She was holding a prop sword (kind of like Frostmourne in WoW) and repeatedly attacking the robot in front of her. Her twin ponytails swayed back and forth as she attacked just like a summer breeze.

The robot in front of her, apparently made by Dr. Yu, looked very ridiculous.

It was like a ripoff of Google’s Android robot icon, but also like a ripoff of R2-D2 from Star Wars. R2-D2 was slightly modified by Dr. Yu and brought to life in the real world.

The robot’s head was shaped like an Android icon and the two antennas sticking out from the top of the head were responsible for sending and receiving signals. The body was like a garbage can like R2-D2. The two hands had a retractable clamp design, but it can only swing back and forth. It didn’t have legs and only relied on three multi-directional wheels that to move.

The semi-circular head was equipped with two camera lens-like eyes, it had no nose, and directly below it was a narrow speaker, which played the role of the mouth.

In short, the robot’s expression was dull. No matter when you looked at it, it always had a ⊙_⊙ expression!

I heard that the model was B-2. Is it from the same lineage as R2-D2 or is it because it looks too 2B (dumb), so you shortened it to B-2?

“Master, master, please don’t hit me anymore.” Every time the cylindrical B-2 was beaten back by Ai Mi with a sword, it rolled back forward in front of Ai Mi to make it easier for her to continue hitting it.

“Master, my WiFi antenna has been damaged. According to the intelligence I found in a Google search, modern humans will be depleted of their vitality after 10 minutes away from the internet. Please don’t joke around with your own life.”

Don’t just believe random online statements! Only a Hikikomori would die after being away from the internet for 10 minutes.

“Beep. Scanned master number three.” The robot turned its head unusually smoothly towards me, “According to the intelligence, the third master is a robot-con and should help B-2 get out of trouble…”

It said as it began to he drove towards me with an extremely stupid trajectory as Ai Mi chased after it with Frostmourne and continued to hit it.

Who’s a robot-con? I only like mighty robots like brother Optimus Prime, not a stupid mobile garbage can like you.

“Master number three, please help me.” B-2 continued in a flat electronic voice, “I’ll repay you with WiFi signals and girls’ underwear.”

“Bastard, who told you I like girls’ underwear, was it Obama?”

I said as I grabbed the two ears on top of B-2’s head, which was the antenna for receiving and transmitting signals, one of which was already crooked, to stop it from moving into my arms.

“Obama. Beep. The first African-American president in the history of the United States, whose term will end at the end of 2016. His catchphrase is ‘change’. Beep. The Google search engine has been blocked, temporarily switched to another search engine. Obama’s catchphrase is ‘change’, his real identity is a secret member of the Chinese Communist Party. His Chinese name is ‘Ao Guan Hai’, he infiltrated the enemy with the noble purpose of saving the people of the United States of America from their perils and vowing to change the evil of America…”

That’s enough! What you found are just **posts off forums and discussion boards!

Dr. Yu, is this how you are improving robot intelligence? It seems to have the ability to go online to learn, but it can’t distinguish between real and fake statements. It already thinks that the President of the United States is an undercover Chinese Communist Party member and that humans will die after 10 minutes away from WiFi.

Also, I heard it call Ai Mi “master number one” and Ai Mi called it a “garbage servant”, so was the robot made by Dr. Yu to be one of her servants?

Congratulations, Ai Mi now has a second non-human servant other than Obama! Also, its dumb expression is second only to Obama. The only difference is that Obama’s dumb expression often changes, while B-2’s dumb expression is eternal.

It was as if Ai Mi had only just realized Xiao Qin was standing behind me. She raised the prop sword and pointed the tip of the sword at Xiao Qin and said warily:

“What are you doing here, who told you to pester the manservant, you’re not welcome here.”

Xiao Qin was slightly at a loss as to how to respond. I pushed B-2, who was still reciting the search results, aside, took Xiao Qin by the shoulders and sat down on the living room couch with her while pretending to be intimate.

“Don’t be so mean to your brother’s girlfriend.” I crossed my legs and said, “Why don’t you call her ‘Sis Xiao Qin’ from now on.”

“Who wants to call her sister?” Ai Mi raised the prop sword high like she was about to swing it down and force me and Xiao Qin to sit apart, but halfway through she suddenly remembered something and said with a frown:

“Didn’t you say you were going to continue to be my manservant in front of outsiders? How can you call yourself my brother in front of B-2?”

Xiao Qin had my arm wrapped around her shoulders, so she acted a bit unnatural in front of Ai Mi. I casually grabbed a handful of pistachios from the dried fruit tray on the coffee table and handed it to Xiao Qin to let her eat.

I then turned to Ai Mi, whose expression was becoming more and more filled with discontent and teased, “B-2 said you’re its number one master, so how can it be considered an outsider?”

Ai Mi didn’t have a lot of stamina, so after she raised the prop sword for a while, she got tired and turned it into a cane to support herself.

“Hmph.” Ai Mi turned her face to the window after seeing me and Xiao Qin acting sweet in front of her. The blinding sunlight made her very dissatisfied again and she wanted to use the sword in her hands to poke down the sun from the sky.

I knew Ai Mi’s skin was extremely sensitive to ultraviolet rays, so I immediately stood up and pulled all the curtains closed, so that the sun could no longer directly harm my sister’s skin.

After closing the curtains, I found that Ai Mi’s gaze had softened up a bit. Although her river-like blue eyes still flickered with complaints and anger, at least she didn’t continue to have a tantrum with Xiao Qin, but answered my last question.

“B-2 was made by Dr. Yu. Anything he made could of course be a spy for him, so how can we completely trust a robot.”

That’s true, there are certain things that shouldn’t be said in front of B-2. But Dr. Yu has already known about our sibling relationship for a long time, so there was no need to hide it in particular.

“By the way, B-2 said you are master number one and I’m master number three, so who is master number two?”

Ai Mi nudged the carpet with the tip of her sword and replied unhappily, “Master number two is, of course, Dr. Yu himself.”

“Huh, he’s the creator, but actually gave up the position of master number one to you?” I expressed my surprise.

“What’s so surprising about that?” Ai Mi threw Frostmourne to the ground with disdain, “Dr. Yu of course wanted to be master number one at first, then I said I would sponsor him some research funds and he immediately gave up the position to me…”

He has no integrity at all! Dr. Yu should have said earlier, he would give his life to whoever supports him to transform humanity. So it’s true he will betray Ai ShuQiao as long as they give more money to him.

Surprisingly, B-2 being made, was actually related to the female school doctor, Chen YingRan.