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nEvery time I see Shu Zhe, I would think of the class leader’s panties. Every time I thought of panties, I would remember the panty thief.

nIn a blink of an eye, it was already Friday. Listening to the chats of female students, it seems the panty thief has gone rampant recently.

nIn the past, he’s always committed the crimes at night, where the girls realize their underwear was all gone after a good nights sleep. Now he commits crimes in broad daylight where he would enter rooms through the balcony. Not only did he steal all the underwear hung to dry, if he came upon a girl who was in the shower, he would also steal their freshly removed underwear.

nIt seems like his target is only underwear! If it was someone else, they would definitely do something when the girl was taking a shower! If it was me, it wouldn’t be too late to leave until I sneak a peek!

nA panty thief who’s dedicated to his work, it ignites a sense of respect within me —In this fickle day and age, yet he’s able to remain firm in his faith, what a true man!

nBut unexpectedly, the panty thief has affected my place in the class’ food chain.

nEver since someone saw the panty thief’s back when he was climbing a building, rumors started to spread.

nIt is said that the panty thief is a fit youngster who can climb walls with their bare hands and also nimble movements like Spider-Man. Usually, he wore military camouflage or waterproof jackets.

nThe most exaggerated rumor was that I was the panty thief.

nThe only evidence was that our heights matched and we had a similar build.

nEver since then, the way that the female students looked at me has changed considerably.

nIt used to be full of fear. They were afraid of being bullied so they always kept their distance. Now, their gazes were full of disdain.

nWhat the hell are you guys looking down on me for? Previously, only the class leader looked at me with contempt. When did I allow you guys to do the same!

nAlso, how can believe that I’m the criminal based on this evidence? Although I did have camoflauge clothing at home, that was from elementary school and it doesn’t even fit me anymore! I definitely don’t have any waterproof jackets at home!

nEven if I was the panty thief, do you guys really believe that I would let you bathe in peace? I’m the type of person that would always finish what I started, so I would definitely do this *&%# and that ^$&* to you!

nLet’s take those two girls who were playing badminton as an example. They were playing pretty happily, but why the hell did they stop when I walked out of the building? They stared at me with shock and fear and no one picked up the birdie that fell to the ground, it was even blown away by the wind!

nThey didn’t chase the birdie but put up their guard against me. It seems they would run away screaming if I made any sudden moves.

nWhen they are running for their lives, they would also hold tightly onto their underwear, probably to prevent it from being stolen by my superpowers.

nOh please! Would I come to school here if I had superpowers? I would have long joined China’s super group and fought with America’s Wolverine!

nIf you keep staring at me with disdain and contempt, be careful, I might actually drag you guys into the bathroom and rape you!

nAt this time, a female student walked up to me from behind. I was pretty angry so I decided to take the upper hand. I used the “keep staring and I’ll rape you gaze” to stare at her.

nThe one who walked over was the class leader and my gaze was completely ineffective.

n“Stop staring, I know you aren’t the panty thief, I have something to tell you.”

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nI was touched, only the class leader believed in my moral character.

nAfter she realised my expression changed, she supplemented with a light smile:

n“Although your moral character is suspicious, there were many times when the panty thief was spotted when you were napping in class, so you have an alibi.”

nSo you need solid evidence before you would believe in my innocence? I was just hit in the face by a cold hard truth.

n“Hmph, I don’t need you to believe me. I’m the panty thief and I also stole your panties!”

nI said in a peeved voice.

nAn expression of astonishment swept across her face, she probably wondered how I knew about her lost panties. But she told Loud Mouth, so it wasn’t unreasonable for me to know.

nThe class leader didn’t investigate any further and she asked if I was available Saturday.

nI was shocked: did the class leader want to go on a date? Although this aligns with my plan of becoming a womanizer, if Xiao Qin wasn’t next to us, it would be ultimately pointless!

nAlso, Shu Sha, you’re the class leader! This clearly violates the ‘100 rules of conduct between males and females’. Even if you wanted to date me, you should act more reserved and let me ask you!

nIn the end, the class leader wanted to pay Xiao Qin a visit on Saturday and asked if I wanted to come.

nIt was a false alarm, phew, I almost went way over my head. I can’t believe I thought the class leader would invite me on a date, when I go home I need to punch the sandbag 200 times as retrospection.

n“Xiao Qin didn’t come to class for a week so it would be bad if she fell behind in her studies. I made a copy of the teacher’s notes, then plus my own handwritten notes, I’ll visit her house Saturday and give her some makeup lessons.”

nThe class leader said as she showed off the stack of paper that was in her hands.

n“Eh? Doesn’t the committee members usually handle these kinds of things?”

nThe class leader laughed bitterly.

n“I initially made Gong CaiCai a committee member because I wanted her to be a bit more outgoing. But there hasn’t been much results after a year, I guess collecting homework is her limit.”

nThat’s right. Every time Gong Cai Cai came to my desk for homework, she was always extremely nervous.

n“Ye Ye Lin classmate, can you you hand me me the language homework?”

nIt always felt like she wasn’t collecting homework, but rather asking for homework donations.

nAlso since Gong CaiCai sat in the first row, it meant she was a bit small. To the average seated guy, their eyesight would be right one the level of Gong CaiCai’s breasts when she came to collect homework ( these aren’t the breasts that you can just neglect like Xiao Qin’s), it kind of felt like you were speaking to her breasts.

nGong CaiCai probably felt awkward from the stares and probably became even shyer.

nSo even the class leader has plans that fail? The more you put Gong CaiCai in a noticeable position, the more scared she becomes. Not everyone’s like you, where they get stronger after struggles. Some people are just cowards, what can you do?

nUsually, the problem would be solved after she got married, but you had to force her to solve it herself, how foolish! Now you have to do the student committee member’s work.

nThe class leader felt like she hasn’t done much and she doesn’t have any complaints.

n“I just called Xiao Qin’s home earlier. She’s home alone tomorrow so she would feel lonely and she welcomed everyone to come.”

n“Everyone? Who else is going?”

nThe class leader said Loud Mouth and Little Smart wanted to go but she felt that too many people wouldn’t be good, so she decided to bring one male and one female representative.

n“I can understand you being the female representative, but why am I the male representative?”

nThough I said that, I felt it was pretty lucky that I was able to visit her house under the pretense of being forced to.

n“You think I want to go? It was only because Xiao Qin vehemently requested it!”

nThe headteacher stood at the door, staring at us. To avoid suspicion, the class leader walked three steps away and she had to raise her voice.

n“You are her childhood friend after all, so it would be normal for you to visit her! I also realized a while ago that Xiao Qin is afraid of the other males in the class, she’s even worse than Gong CaiCai. You’re the only one she’s not afraid of, so don’t you think you’re the only one who could be the male representative?”

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n“Fine.” I pretended to be unwilling to go, “Then should we meet at the subway station tomorrow morning? Do you want to grab a bite to eat at McDonald’s for breakfast?”

nThe class leader blushed, “No thanks, I have to make breakfast for my brother. I’ll leave after I eat.”

n“Tsch, you’re brother is really useless, he can’t even make instant noodles? What’s he going to do for lunch? Will you go back home and cook for him?”

n“No, that won’t be necessary.” Her face quickly changed back to normal, “Shu Zhe’s celebrating a classmate’s birthday tomorrow at noon, he won’t be back until Sunday morning.”

nAnother classmate’s birthday? You believe these lies!? You’re brother’s going to spend a night with his girlfriend! He’s going to become an adult before you!

nAfter seeing my skeptical expression, the class leader explained:

n“Of course, if his classmates had birthdays this frequently, I would suspect that he’s spending the night at net cafes. So, I called the student’s parents and it seems like the party is real and a few other students can also validate it. ”

nSo he’s not staying with his girlfriend? It seems like Shu Zhe knows how to blend truths into lies! In the future, he wouldn’t be suspected even if he did spend the night with his girlfriend!

n“Oh, also, bring your backpack tomorrow too. Although you didn’t take a break like Xiao Qin, you definitely didn’t learn much in class. I’ll use this chance to give you some lessons too.”

nIt felt like a violation of human rights being forced to study on the weekend.

nBut the class leader’s tone was strict, with no chance of objections. It seems like since her brother wouldn’t be by her side tomorrow, she wanted to control me like her brother.

nThat’s fine, there’s no loss even if I bring my backpack. I can also put my robots in my backpack if I had a chance to take them back. It would prevent Xiao Qin from switching them again.

nOnce I thought of brother Optimus Prime, I started to look forward to tomorrow’s extracurricular lessons.

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