Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“You’re dead!”

Amber Sword Heart howled, leaving behind only an afterimage as he pounced forward.

The distance between them was now 29 yards. He could now Charge!

“Charge!”

The tunnel was so narrow, Jiaojiao’s lean body could not even squeeze through, let alone Li Yi.

Seeing Amber Sword Heart charging over like a tank, Li Yi narrowly managed to tear open a Shrinking Scroll. Poof! His body shrunk to the size of a thumb. He then made a quick escape into the narrow opening.

“Wham!”

Amber Sword Heart rammed into the narrow passageway. His entire body was stuck…

“Uf…” Amber Sword Heart was trying his best to squeeze out but no matter how hard he tried, his body simply would not budge.

Thumbelina Li Yi ran out of the narrow passageway and detoured back through another passageway. He stood behind Amber Sword Heart and drew his bow back to launch a chain of attacks.

Pft! Pft! Pft!

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Although the damage dealt were not much, Amber Sword Heart was not at a position to defend against it. He would be dead sooner or later.

“Despicable! Shameless!” Amber Sword Heart yelled out in rage.

“You stole my monster yet you call us despicable. You’re the despicable one! You’re shameless!” Pale Blue Elegance stood by Alex’s corpse as she spitefully attacked back.

Alex’s Tier 1 shoes were dropped. Li Yi was too busy PK-ing Amber Sword Heart to pick it up. This was noticed by Pale Blue Elegance’s sharp eyes. This chick has the eyes and the brains for the game. Although Alex’s corpse was very close to Scarab King, this did not pose a problem to her.

She summoned her trash pet and positioned it where she stood. Then, she struck Scarab King with Soul Staff Technique, causing it to chase after her. She turned to run and the moment Scarab King caught up to her, she Switched position with her trash pet, easily putting her back to where Alex was and picked up the Tier 1 shoes.

Pale Blue Elegance’s tactic was great and Great Commander Pretty Good Mood was definitely lacking compared to her.

Scarab King took out Pale Blue Elegance’s trash pet in one hit. When it was on its way back to pursue Pale Blue, Great Commander Pretty Good Mood must not be in his right mind as he resurrected right there and then.

Just as Scarab King was passing by, he stood up from the ground.

The outcome was inevitable and Pretty Good Mood was instantly killed, collapsing once again to the ground.

The Great Commander was left on the ground, wailing tearlessly while Pale Blue Elegance took this golden opportunity to flee and break away from the battle.

Li Yi was raining arrows. Amber Sword Heart may have a high HP but in the circumstance where he could not hit back or fully use his Blood Lord equipment set, he quickly fell…

Ding!

An item dropped from Amber Sword Heart’s body. Li Yi smiled when he picked it up.

It was Orlando’s Charity, an accessory to reduce damage.

Great, he has one already but wifey Jiaojiao needed one too.

Alex and Amber Sword Heart were both dead. When killing them, Li Yi activated Soul Bind on his orange bow, destroying any possibility of them running their corpses to revive.

They could only remain on the ground!

“Master, I picked up a pair of purple-colored shoes.”

Pale Blue Elegance grabbed Alex’s shoes and ran over excitedly.

“Keep it for yourself. Those shoes are good.”

“Phew, phew, phew. I’m happy to let out that steam,” Pale Blue Elegance patted her chest and calmed her breathing. This was her first PK in her history of playing this game.

Great Commander Pretty Good Mood was forcefully teleported to Invincible Continent after five consecutive deaths.

Li Yi took out his friend summoning tool and managed to pull Pretty Good Mood back into the map after a brief crackling noise.

“Continue with your contacting. Try your luck. Amber Sword Heart and Alex won’t be able to get up but this is the Southern Continent after all. If they were to call their buddies, a lot of them will come over to kill us.”

“Understood!”

Pretty Good Mood and Pale Blue Elegance nodded and scurried along to Contract Scarab King.

Li Yi did not remain there. He returned to the Frogman Tribe the fastest he could.

With Amber Sword Heart and Alex dead, Li Yi was most afraid they would call upon the Southern Continent players to create havoc here.

The Divine Jade has not come in his possession yet and they were not even close to solving the bracelet quest. If they were hunted down at a time like this, it spelled double trouble.

When Li Yi made his way back to Frogman Tribe, Windless Heavenly Robe had successfully made it to Level 70 but Jiaojiao was nowhere to be found.

Li Yi sent her a private message and realized that Jiaojiao has found a great level-grinding spot. She was leveling up with gung-ho.

“Perverted Wing, do you need me with the boss? If you don’t, I’m going into seclusion to grind my level!”

“Go seclude yourself then. I’ll be needing you at night.”

“Pah!”

…

Windless Heavenly Robe equipped his Level 70 equipment. Although it was a whole body of random equipment, his HP and ATK shot up.

With his current 11,330 HP, it was 4,000 HP more than when he was at Level 69. There was an obvious change from high-level equipment.

“I’ll use Guardian of Ancient Kings and Invincibility to force Frog Queen to the summoning segment but I’ll be needing your help then.”

“Relax, don’t worry!”

Inside the Tailor’s Shop, the freshly respawned Master Abu was now a corpse. Li Yi and Windless Heavenly Robe were sitting together, discussing the strategies on Frog Queen.

“I’ll dispatch a frogman to have the queen come personally to retrieve the clothes. Once it’s here, we’ll take action.”

“No problem!”

…

“Wifey, the EXP here’s too little. It’s not worth it to level up here.”

In one of the confined passageways, Not Gray Wolf was commanding a pile of skeletons to clear the trash monsters ahead.

Call Me Red Wolf followed behind, keeping mindful of the route.

This pair have lost their way. Wailing Grotto was a lot bigger than they could imagine and without a tool like Magical Road Sign, it was not a surprise they ended up in the middle of nowhere.

“Level up my foot. We’re here to find the Divine Jade lost by Pantheon. This is related to my Epic-level quest. If we find it, your wife here will be powerful. If we can’t, well, you’re not sleeping tonight.”

Not Gray Wolf quivered with fright, “Darling, don’t be so…”

Call Me Red Wolf placed her fingers on her mouth, hinting at Gray Wolf as she pouted, “Enough with the talk. Pray that I find Divine Jade and you’ll be rewarded with pleasure.”

“For my pleasure, I’m gonna do it!”

Not Gray Wolf regained his spirits and hastened the pace in exploring.

…

In another tunnel, Hua Feiwu ran to the front to clear monsters while Scumbag Wang and Hua Feihua were walking side by side. The two exchanged words occasionally.

Hua Feihua had nothing to say to Scumbag Wang but he was desperately trying to ingratiate himself with Hua Feihua. It was a shame though, it was best he kept his mouth shut because every time he opened his mouth, he left Hua Feihua at the verge of collapsing.

Hua Feihua only planned to bring along her brother. They did not expect to bump into Scumbag Wang in the borders of Southern Continent. Scumbag Wang mentioned that he came here to run some seed-collecting quest.

“We shouldn’t separate since it’s fate we met. Sister Hua Hua, I am your protector.”

And so, Scumbag Wang managed to tag along.

“Sister Hua Hua, why are you so fair? Did your dad drink bleach?

“Sister Hua Hua, why is your ass so huge and round? Is it hereditary?

“Sister Hua Hua, I think that although your boobs are a little small, you have a gorgeous face, especially when you speak in an alluring coy tone. That voice is suitable for moaning. I’m not going to lie, every time I hear you speak, I get hard.

“Sister Hua Hua, do you have any nudes? Can you send me one? I… I know a thing or two about art.”

Light of Destruction! Deathstorm!

Hua Feiwu who was forging the way up front could not take it any longer. He waved his staff to kill Scumbag Wang.

“Little brother, don’t be mean to him.”

“Oh sis, this person’s lame. Why do you even bother with him?”

“He’s not a bad person.”

Hua Feihua chose a White Elf race and Sky Vagabond class but she was not as powerful as Little Elf from the Magical Realm. She could heal but was not proficient in Battle Resurrection.

Scumbag Wang did not take long to run his corpse. He soon revived.

Scumbag Wang smiled at Hua Feihua, “Looks like brother-in-law’s angry again.”

“Your motherf*cker!” Hua Feiwu waved his staff with the intention to kill him again but was stopped by Hua Feihua.

“Stop fighting. My quest has a time limit. If it’s not done in two weeks, I won’t be able to do it again.”

It was rare for Scumbag Wang to say something decent, “Sister Hua Hua, is your quest to find an item or fight a boss?”

“I need to find an item deep within Wailing Grotto. It’s a purple treasure chest and only this key in my hand can open it.”

Hua Feihua took out a purple-colored key from her backpack and showed it to Scumbag Wang.

Scumbag Wang examined the purple-colored key but his remarks caused Hua Feihua to crack.

“This key is about the same thickness as my d*ck. Sister Hua Hua, are you satisfied with the size?”

“Windblade! Wind Spear!”

This time it was not Hua Feiwu but Hua Feihua who took down Scumbag Wang with two shots.

“Little brother, let’s go. Leave him here. He really pissed me off~”

Hua Feihua pouted her lips and trotted away.

“We shouldn’t have brought him along,” Hua Feiwu commented angrily and spat at Scumbag Wang’s corpse before catching up to his sister.

After a while, Scumbag Wang ran his corpse and resurrected. He looked to the left and right and was quick to yell, “Sister Hua Hua? Brother-in-law? Where are you guys?

“Sister Hua Hua, brother-in-law, you hear me? Fart for me…”

Scumbag Wang howled all the way into a passageway.

He went the wrong way…

…

In another passageway.

“Honey, up ahead. A corpse’s blocking the way.”

Not Gray Wolf and Call Me Red Wolf stood behind Amber Sword Heart’s corpse and stopped their tracks.

Red Wolf smacked her hands, “I know, the right way is behind this corpse!”

“Lil Gray Gray, crush that corpse!”

“Yes, my dear!”

Not Gray Wolf shook his stick and summoned Guardians of Ancient Kings.

Call Me Red Wolf ran up to install an Explosion Trap near Amber Sword Heart’s corpse.

“Detonate Guardians of Ancient Kings!”

“Robust Explosion Trap!”

Kaboom…