nMai Kitsune Waifu - Chapter 3 - Onee-chan wa kitsune desu

nMy Fox Immortal Wife - Chapter 3 - This Older Sister is a Fox Immortal (Onee-chan wa kitsune desu)

nOriginal by Ram de Night, Translated by James

n“Liu Yi, can you take me here?”

nLiu Yi stunned. He looked at the Ma Yixuan who was in front of him. She was wearing a white lace dress, pure and lovely, fascinating and charming. She was standing on the corner of the street and pointing toward the signboard of the Hanting Express Hotel.

nGo… go… going here….

n… going here for what?....

n“Can you?.... I wanna go there…”

nMa Yixuan pulled Liu Yi’s hand. She was acting coquettishly.

nThat charm, it almost caused even his bones to go limp.

n“Is… is that okay?...”

nLiu Yi took a deep gulp as he looked at the class beauty that he had longed for.

nMa Yixuan was the literature committee member for the grade and Liu Yi’s neighbor.

nThis girl was a beauty indeed. Liu Yi had liked her for a long time.

nNow that you mention it, Liu Yi had long forgotten how long he had liked her. It seems that he had liked her ever since she moved over and became his neighbor.

nHowever, she had always had a cold attitude toward him.

nWhat happened today? She actually pulled him and wanted to go to the Hanting Express Hotel with him?

nThis… Is this the legendary loser’s springtime?!

nLiu Yi was about to cry his eyes out.

n“There’s nothing wrong with that. We knew each other for three years already!”

nMa Yixian gave Liu Yi a charming smile. The smile was so charming that Liu Yi almost melted.

n“I know of your feelings toward me… and you had been very nice to me… I feel as if there’s nothing I can give you so… I’m giving you me!”

nSaid Ma Yixuan blushing like an apple.

n“But… but… that’s bad… I’ll be seen as a pervert by others!”

n“Then forget about it. Let’s go home.”

n“Go go go! Let’s get a room!”

n“Won’t you be seen as a pervert?”

n“Nothing to be afraid of. I’m already a pervert!”

nAt this moment, Liu Yi was boiling with animal instinct. He grabbed Ma Yixuan’s hand and went in and asked for a room.

nUpon entering that warm and romantic tiny room, Liu Yi immediately could not help himself. He hugged Ma Yixuan’s delicious body and began to gnaw violently.

nAnd at this moment, from Ma Yixuan’s mouth was the voice of an aunty.

n“Ai ai ai! Young man, are you crazy?! Don’t go around biting people!”

nA voice that could shatter eardrums. This voice immediately woken up Liu Yi.

nHe opened his eyes and found that everything in front of him have changed.

nThe warm and romantic tiny room with a giant round bed was gone.

nThe beautiful and charming Ma Yixuan was also gone.

nHe was currently hugging an aunty with a red armband. His mouth was even kissing that aunty’s arm.

nMy **! The ** is this!

nLiu Yi immediately grew completely conscious. He stood up from the grass on the park.

n“You woke from your spring dream? Young man, a student on top of it! Why would you be sleeping on the park’s grass. Sleeping is one thing but to even molest me…”

nThe aunty pulled her red armband and began to criticize and educate Liu Yi.

n“What’s wrong with kids like you nowadays. Can’t even allow parents a peace of mind… You kids…”

nThe aunty bla bla bla said a lot. Liu Yi instead only stood there in a daze.

nHow did I get here….

nThat’s right… he suddenly remembered. Yesterday a beautiful girl pulled him here.

nBut… it seems like that girl ended up killing me...

nLiu Yi touched his chest. He found out that it was completely fine but there was a hole in his shirt.

nGod damn!

nSo strange!

nHe suddenly remembered. It seems like there was a female immortal girl that saved him.

nThis… I’m dreaming right?

nLiu Yi was absent minded. He kinda didn’t know what to do.

n“What kind of stupid dream are you dreaming! You useless person! Stupid idiot teenager!”

nAnd at exactly this moment, by Liu Yi’s ear, there suddenly sounded a familiar woman’s voice.

n“Ahh!!! Ghost!!!”

nLiu Yi immediately uttered a cry.

n“You called me a ghost!”

nThe aunty immediately turned unpleased. “Sigh. Child, I’m trying to teach you good. However, not only do you not appreciate my teaching, you even called me a ghost. Child, you must be into older woman around my age right? Sigh. Back when this older sister was younger, she was indeed a beauty. Even though I’m a bit older now, I still had that lingering charm. Sigh. That’s why I understand….”

nThe aunty began to blah blah on and on again.

nAs for Liu Yi, the voice of that girl was still in his ears.

n“Ghost my ass! This older sister is a fox immortal!”

nLiu Yi was about to collapse for real.

nThis is in broad daylight! Did he really see a ghost?

nThis place must be too gloomy… that’s right, let me find a more sunny place and kill this evil ghost!

nWithout taking into consideration of that aunty that had been standing there and giving him a lecture all this time, Liu Yi turned around and ran.

n“Hey hey hey! Young man, why did you run?! At least leave your numbers so that this older sister could contact you often…..”

nThe aunty’s reluctant to part voice grew further and further away from Liu Yi.

nLiu Yi kept running like mad. However, ringing in his ear was that beauty’s voice still.

n“What are you running for?! Stop running! Aiyah you’re still running! Pretty fast too! You think you’re Liu Xiang or something?! How about running another hundred meters hurdles?!”

nThat voice was chasing after Liu Yi’s ears like a certain fairy from a certain game.

nLiu Yi was scared to death. Just as he was about to run into the the park’s pond out of panic, a red smoke suddenly appeared from his right hand. This smoke condensed itself into the shape of a fox and was suspended in mid air in front of Liu Yi.

n“My god!”

nLiu Yi’s leg grew weak. He directly fell onto his ass.

nFortunately there wasn’t much people in the park early morning. Otherwise Liu Yi would’ve certainly attract a lot of attention.

n“What are you running for?! Am I this scary?!”

nThe fox shaped smoke slowly drifted in front of Liu Yi. It scared Liu Yi so much that he started sweating cold sweat.

n“You… what exactly are you….”

nLiu Yi squeezed those words out with all his courage.

nOh heaven! To meet a ghost in broad daylight, am I Liu Yi really going to die?!

nBoohoo! No! I don’t want to die a virgin!

n…. I haven’t even manage to touch Ma Yixuan’s delicate hands…

nBut I did managed to touch a girl’s chest yesterday! Alas, it was flat!

nI don’t want to die before touching big boobs!

nLiu Yi was about to cry.

nOh God! Please save me!

nI will certainly burn you more incense! I will burn you more of Aoi Sora’s photos!

nJust as Liu Yi was begging all kinds of deities to save his life, the little fox spoke again.

n“What are you shaking about! To be so afraid, are you even a man?! Let me tell you this, I’m not some ghost, I’m a fox immortal! A pure and beautiful, gentle and kind little fox immortal!”

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