nThe little fox gave Liu Yi a couple of branches of cultivation, she want Liu Yi to determine what his occupation would be.

nThe most difficult thing to Liu Yi whenever he play online games was choosing the occupation.

nAnd now, such a difficult choice was present to him in real life.

n“Can… can I choose more than one?...”

nLiu Yi suddenly raised his eyes. He asked full of hope.

n“Can!”

nLin Tong nodded.

n“Re,really?”

nLiu Yi was excited. However, Lin Tong immediately poured cold water on him.

n“Can my ass! Trying to cultivate more than one branch would only result in you dropping dead!”

nScolded Lin Tong.

n“Every one of the roads of immortal cultivation was extremely difficult. To be able to cultivate a single one of them would’ve been very good already and you wanted to cultivate two at the same time? Have you grandfather never told you not to be greedy?”

n“That… he did indeed told me before…”

nEmbarrassed, Liu Yi lowered his head.

nHowever, he really don’t know what to choose.

nEach and every one of these cultivation branches sounds very good!

nMan! So hard to choose…..

nWhy must there be so many choices in this world?!

nSo annoying!

n“I have decided!”

nLiu Yi suddenly sat up, he held his fist and said with a resolute expression.

n“Oh? You decided which branch to cultivate?”

n“I’ve decided to roll a die!”

nAs he said that, he opened his drawer and took out a shiny die.

n“Fucking hell…”

nLin Tong felt that she no longer have the strength to ridicule Liu Yi anymore.

nSuch a man with no definite opinions….

nWhy must he be my host?!

nLin Tong wanted to cry but have no tears.

n“One and two are Martial Cultivation Branch, three and four are the Daoism Cultivation Branch, five and six are the Spiritual Cultivation Branch!”

n“Fucking hell….”

nUnable to help herself, Lin Tong pouted. “Can’t you be a bit more promising?!”

n“In the path of choosing an occupation, I have decided to let Heavens choose for me!”

nSaid Liu Yi without any shame. He threw the die on the table.

nThe die started spinning around and around. It was rotating so much that it caused Liu Yi to be a little dizzy.

nLiu Yi was still pondering continuously...

nWhat exactly would the results be?!

nDear Heavens, please give me a good one!

nAfter rotating for a long time, the die slowly started to speed down.

nA large six appeared in front of Liu Yi.

nAm I to enter the Spiritual Cultivation Branch?

nSummoning minions to fight...

nThat’s pretty good too!

nLiu Yi started to calm down.

nHowever, the little fox started to get nervous.

nFuck, please don’t be the Spiritual Cultivation Branch!

nOne must know that the Spiritual Cultivation Branch was extremely difficult. Although the little fox knows a bit, it’s only superficial knowledge.

nTo have her become a teacher and teach Liu Yi, isn’t that telling her to scam him?....

nWhen she doesn’t know any of the answers to his questions, all her dignity would be lost...

nTherefore, Lin Tong blew at the die gently.

nThe die suddenly turned a bit and rolled over landing on one.

n“Martial Cultivation Branch!”

nLiu Yi was shocked. “Am I destined to become a warrior?!”

n“Martial Cultivation is good! Haha…. The latter stages of Martial Cultivation was especially powerful! The power of one’s body was everything!”

nLin Tong secretly wiped her cold sweat away.

nFortunately it’s not the Spiritual Cultivation Branch….

n“Fuck! I wanted to try out the Daoism Cultivation!”

nLiu Yi was very disappointed. “A fireball in my left hand and an ice bolt in my right hand… it’ll be so dashing….”

n“As if! You could only practice one of the five phases.

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nLin Tong gave Liu Yi a side eye glance. “Only genius that comes once in a thousand-year are able to cultivate both Fire and Water techniques!”

nAfter saying those words, Lin Tong started to comfort Liu Yi.

n“Enough of that, it’s your choice to have the Heavens help you choose, so you can’t be complaining about the result! Come on, we shall begin the Martial Cultivation Branch, do you want to do Body Cultivation of Sword Cultivation?”

n“Eh…. I still have to choose? Can I cultivate both this time?”

n“It’s better if you choose one of them first!”

nLin Tong felt that Liu Yi was too greedy!

n“I suggest you to start from Body Cultivation, even if you were to want to learn Sword Cultivation, I do not have a sword that I can give you.”

n“Okay… in that case, let’s start now….”

nLiu Yi said quickly. “There’s still the basketball match tomorrow afternoon…. who knows if Lan He would find people to block me again tomorrow…. ahhh… so depressing.”

n“Rest assured, once you start Body Cultivation, you’ll learn how to fight. At that time, even a couple of Kevins wouldn’t be a match for you!”

n“What if I met that black suited uncle again?”

nLiu Yi felt numb when he began to think of the black suited uncle from earlier.

nThat guy was way too strong...

nOne can tell that he’s a pro right away! Perhaps he’s a bodyguard of the Lan family?

nI was lucky this time around and managed to take care of the black suited uncle with my amorous ripple hand.

nBut who knows if the black suited uncle would be on guard against my right hand next time….

n“That’s... a bit difficult…”

nLin Tong said hesitantly.

n“Ah? Why? I have already opened the first Star Jade and entered the path of cultivation, how come I’m unable to win against an ordinary person?”

n“There’s a variety levels of ordinary people, okay?!”

nLin Tong immediately started to despise Liu Yi’s ignorance. “Ordinary people also have great potential, okay? After undergoing some special training, they could also become tremendously powerful! For example, that man you met earlier today, he most certainly have undergone special systematic training! His strength was at the level of three star jades! Only through opening four star jades would you have the power to defeat him!”

n“The heck…. that crazy…. then what’s the use of my cultivation?....”

n“Are you stupid?”

nLin Tong gave Liu Yi a side-eye glance. “The path of cultivation is long and limitless! No matter how much that man trains, he could never in his whole lifetime be able defeat a four star jade middle mortal realm expert! Once you cultivate for a long time, your growth potential was something that he could only admire, understand?!”

n“That’s stuff way into the future….. what do I do now that I’ve encountered such a dangerous fellow right now?...”

n“You major dumbass!”

nLin Tong rebuked Liu Yi. “With this lady here, what is there for you to be afraid of?! This lady was an expert that had opened four star jades! Furthermore, I’ve gathered numerous arts and techniques, let me go have a look and see if there’s any Body Cultivation arts or techniques that would allow you to be super powerful in a fight! This lady would have to enter her spiritual knowledge field to have a look, I suspect that it’ll take me a least two hours to return! Do whatever you want in this period of time, just don’t bother this lady, understand?”

n“Ohh..ohhkay…. I understand…”

nLiu Yi could only nod his head.

nIf Lin Tong really were to be able to find a strong technique, then it’ll be great.

nWhat I need right now was all kinds of strong offensive techniques!

nOtherwise, if I were to encounter that black suited uncle again, I’ll certainly be doomed!

nAfter finishing her speech, Lin Tong ran into Liu Yi’s body and disappeared.

nThe so-called spiritual knowledge field was pretty much the same as Liu Yi’s subconsciousness.

nIt’s a place meant for in-depth cultivation practice.

nIf one were to be disturbed, then it’ll be unfavorable to one’s cultivation practice.

nIt’s like also uncomfortable to be disturbed when one entered the field in search for previously collected information.

nAfter Lin Tong disappeared, Liu Yi, for some reason or another, took a sigh of relief.

nNo matter what, Lin Tong was still a girl...

nFor a girl to be sealed within his body…. regardless of how small, there’s still going to be a lot of time that’s inconvenient!

nTaking advantage of the fact that Lin Tong had disappeared, Lin Yi quickly stripped himself of his clothes and changed his dirty clothes with replaced them with pajamas.

nHow comfortable...

nWhen I take a shower later, I’ll put these dirty clothes in the laundry machine and wash them...

nSo as to avoid my mother from finding them out and scolding me about dirtying my clothes afterward.

nWhile thinking of that, Liu Yi held his dirty clothes and began to walk toward the bathroom.

nRight at this moment, Liu Yi’s cellphone rang.

nIt’s Chen Cai who’s calling him!

nThis guy, what’s he calling me for?

nLiu Yi answered the call and Chen Cai’s vulgar voice immediately came forth.

n“Liu Yi! The heck are you doing?! I’ve been messaging you via QQ the whole time!”

nTL: QQ is the most popular chinese web messenger… owned by Tencent which also owned League in China

nChen Cai sounded very impatient.

n“Eh…. I’m about to do my laundry…”

n“Laundry your ass! Get online quickly, I have something good for you!”

nImmediately after saying those words, Chen Cai hand up the phone.

nAt a loss, Liu Yi could only put his dirty clothes into the washing machine and then sit in front of his computer and turn that on.

nLiu Yi’s computer was very cheap. It had a 19 inch screen and a desktop that cost less than a thousand yuan.

nLiu Yi’s family was after all a regular family, his mother worked very hard and as for his father, that’s without mention.

nFurthermore, Liu Yi’s father’s company had withheld wages for over four months already. They had yet to pay him over ten thousand yuan.

nThe expenses around the house recently was very scarce.

nThe only reason why Liu Yi was able to purchase this computer was because his mother wanted him to use it to learn English.

nHowever, as for whether Liu Yi actually uses the computer for learn English, that was something that only he himself knows.

nEnglish and whatnot was certainly not going to work, however Japanese on the other hand, Liu Yi grew a little proficient in that.

nStuff like yamete, iiya and such...

nThey’re very catchy.

nLiu Yi dared to say that if you were to give him a video, he would basically know what they’re talking about without the need of subtitles...

nThis was a loser’s attainment!

n“Liu Yi, this newest torrent of Takizawa Rola, have it, you don’t have to thank me! Just introduce me to Wang Lele tomorrow, hahaha….”

nOn QQ was a message left by Chen Cai.

nLiu Yi received the torrent and then responded back with ‘Go die’ before logging out of QQ.

nWhat’s a good friend?... a good friend was someone who you can gorgeously abandon after using them!

nIntroduce him to Wang Lele?.... hell, I’m not even familiar with her!

nLiu Yi’s internet connection was pretty fast, a 200 some megabytes video was quickly finished downloading.

nRemembering that the little fox was currently gone, Liu Yi heart once again began to loosen up...

nNo matter what, this was the newest video… at the very least, I should check it out!

nFor the little fox to not be present with now, what great timing!

nOnce she comes back, I won’t be able to watch this video!

nThen that’ll be a waste of the ten fifteen minutes I spent on downloading this!

nThat’s right, I’m just going to check it out…. as long as I don’t use my hand, the little fox shouldn’t be able to discover it!

nUnable to stop both his curiosity and sexual drive, Liu Yi clicked on the downloaded video.

nWhat appeared in the video was a mixed race beauty, after some simply storyline, she began to undress.

nRight when Liu Yi was watching the mixed race beauty starting to take off her underwear, a young and pure voice resounded next to him.

n“Big brother Liu Yi…. why is the big sister taking off her clothes?”

nHearing this voice, Liu Yi’s heart almost nearly flew out of his body and onto the screen.

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