Chapter 37 Gotta Watch The Road When Running

n“Ahhhh…. so sleepy…”

nEarly morning, Liu Yi was rubbing his eyes, his hair a mess, he was wearing his old school uniform, his currently uniform was still being air-dried.

nLast night, Liu Yi didn’t go to sleep until it’s very late into the night.

nMa Yuanyuan was being a really annoying girl last night, she’s indeed a little witch!

nAnd she’s only fourteen, she’s really full of energy.

nShe laid on the bed and kept shouting at Liu Yi to tell her stories. When he tried to tell her stories about Cinderella and Snow White, she refused to listen!

nFinally, Liu Yi, unable to find a way out, decided to go online and found a really popular novel ‘My Beautiful Teacher’ and started reading that to her. When he first started, he felt that it’s pretty good. However, unexpectedly, it soon turned into some xx rated plot, causing Liu Yi to be very awkward reading them.

nTL: My Beautiful Teacher is Ram De Night's earlier novel, it is also the most popular modern xianxia novel on 17k.com. It had also been adapted into a drama.

nUnexpectedly, that girl Ma Yuanyuan was completely concentrated in listening, her face got real red from either excitement or embarrassment, she didn’t let Liu Yi skip the parts and demanded Liu Yi to continue reading.

nOnly when it was late into the night did Ma Yuanyuan finally fall asleep.

nOnly then did Liu Yi managed to get back to his homework. A mountain of homework, by the time Liu Yi finished it was already three in the morning, only then did he managed to go to sleep.

nHowever, at this moment, Lin Tong decided to come out, she didn’t let him sleep and instead told him to enter the spiritual knowledge field to practice!

nLiu Yi was grieving incessantly!

nHe begged her to allow him to sleep for an hour, however she continued to shout at his ears causing him to be unable to get any sleep.

nWIth no ways out, Liu Yi ended up obeying Lin Tong, he entered the spiritual knowledge field and continuously practiced.

nLogically, if Liu Yi were to practice the Heavenly Fox Mantra, not only would he not become tired, he’ll be more spirited.

nHowever, Lin Tong made him practice techniques instead. He was continuously using the Great Brilliant Sun Palm and the Spirit Fox Steps!

nThis was no longer making him more spirited, this was torture!

nThus, when morning came, Liu Yi was standing downstairs drowsy eyed with his schoolbag slanted on his back, he even had two dark circles underneath his eyes.

n“Humph! You have to take the time that you used for girls for practicing instead, if you do, then you won’t be so tired!”

nGrunted Lin Tong. She was lying on Liu Yi’s head in her fox form.

n“It’s not like I want to….”

nLiu Yi rubbed his eyes and muttered. “Besides, wasn’t it big sister fox immortal you who said…. increase girls’ favorable impression level in order to increase power… how come when I increased their favorable impression level, you instead seemed upset?...”

n“Who,who’s upset?!”

nThe little fox immediately stood up from Liu Yi’s head, with all her fur and her tail standing up, she shrieked.

n“This lady was supervising you! Do you even know what kind of risky condition you’re in now?! You are to go against a lot of enemies, okay?! That black suited man, that white dressed woman… you’re a match for neither of them, if you don’t focus on practicing your techniques, how could you survive?!”

n“Big sister fox immortal is right to lecture me!”

nLiu Yi nodded. “I will certainly practice hard.”

n“Humph, that’s more like it…. stupid idiot…”

nThe last two words, Lin Tong said them while biting her lips. They were especially soft, other than her, no one else heard them.

n“Sigh, I only have seven yuan left in my pocket…. excluding the amount to take the bus, what can I possibly get to eat with five yuan….”

nLiu Yi touched the couple yuan he had in his pocket and grew somewhat worried.

nThe lunch boxes outside the school gates were six yuan each, and that’s the one without meat. Those with meat cost ten yuan.

nLiu Yi remembered that his cousin had said that back when he was in junior high, the lunch boxes were only two fifty and they were filled with braised meat.

nSigh, unfortunately it was no longer that era!

nNow, even a bowl of spicy hot soup cost eight yuan!

nLiu Yi fiercely blinked his drowsy eyes, he carefully looked at the floor seemly as if he wanted to find some coins on the floor.

n“Why are you taking the bus?! Run to school! Else, what’s the use of learning Spirit Fox Steps?!”

nCried Lin Tong.

n“But...but..I really don’t have much stamina left… and… I’m real sleepy…”

nGrieved Liu Yi. “I fear that I will fall asleep while running and crash into a car…”

n“Good for nothing! You’re young and also an immortal cultivator, with just a single night, you’ve already turned like this!”

nCried Lin Tong.

n“But… I’m really really sleepy… my brain is still very muddled...”

nSaid Liu Yi, he slightly closed his eyes.

nHe stood there and began to snore softly.

n“The hell! He really did fall asleep! Wake up! Quickly, wake up!”

nLin Tong shouted at Liu Yi’s ears and Liu Yi rapidly opened his eyes.

n“Where, where’s the coins?!”

n“Coin your ass!”

nLin Tong outstretched her paws, she grabbed Liu Yi’s ears causing him a slight pain and making him a bit more sober.

n“You’re too much of a good for nothing! Come, learn a breathing method from me!”

n“Breathing method?”

nLiu Yi blinked a couple of times, he didn’t understand who Lin Tong meant by that.

n“You’ll know once you try!”

nSaid Lin Tong. She jumped down from Liu Yi’s head. She then opened her mouth and bit Liu Yi’s nose.

n“Ahhhhhhhhhhh!”

nLiu Yi grabbed his nose and screamed.

nAnd at that moment, the Great Initiation Technique had rushed into Liu Yi’s mind.

nA technique appeared in his memory.

nThis Great Initiation Technique was indeed very convenient… but wasn’t this method a bit too painful?!

n“Humph humph! You know how powerful this lady is now?!”

nSaid Lin Tong proudly with her mouth curled upward.

n“That bite of yours… really woke me up… but I’m still very confused…”

nSaid Liu Yi while holding his stinging nose. “I felt that my brain had become full of flour paste….”

n“Humph, dumbass, follow the breathing technique I taught you and try breathing a couple of times!”

n“Oh, oh……….”

nLiu Yi nodded, he then did a horse stance and, according to the methods of instilled into his mind, did a few deep breaths.

nEvery time he breath, he immediately began to feel that the air around him contained a fresh and relaxing gaseous substance that contained some kind of spiritual power that entered his body through his nose and into his dantian.

nThese spiritual power hovered around the dantian for a while, then they spread through to his internal organs and even into his blood.

nThat sensation was extremely good!

nLiu Yi didn’t know what sensation taking drugs gives…. however this comfortable sensation made him feel like he’s taking drugs.

nSo comfortable….

nHis brain immediately became sober, all the paste like feeling and the heaviness have vanished.

nLiu Yi took a couple of deep breathes, he felt immensely good.

nWhen he reopened his eyes, he felt completely refreshed and his eyes were sparkling!

nThis breathing technique was so magical!

n“This was a breathing technique that cultivators must certainly master! Not only allow the cultivators to continue to attain an active and refreshed spirit, it also provides a temporary relief of injuries!”

n“Such a magical technique… why didn’t you teach me that earlier?...”

n“With how stupid you are, this lady naturally need to teach you them one by one!”

nSaid Lin Tong guiltily, she actually forgot about it.

n“Thank you big sister fox immortal….”

nLiu Yi took another two deep breaths, he felt that his spirit had returned.

n“Now run to the school!”

n“Yes…..”

nLiu Yi immediately started the Spirit Fox Steps, he instantly felt a lot lighter.

nHe was using the Spirit Fox Steps according to all the practice results from last night.

nLiu Yi continued to choose places without much people to run, every time there’s no one around, he would lightly thread his foot on the ground, slightly bend his knee, and jump to a distance of five or six meters. Then he would land on his other leg and repeat what he did with the previous leg and once again jump another five or six meters.

nLiu Yi’s body was like a locust, he was jumping all the way, however, his action was both fast and agile, not at all slower than cars.

nAnd when he reaches places with people, Liu Yi would slightly slow down his speed into a jogging that was still very extremely easy for him.

nThe little fox watched Liu Yi with satisfaction.

nEven though this guy was pretty stupid, he’s hard working!

nLast night, he was still stumbling with the Spirit Fox Steps but he was already using it pretty good today.

nAs long as he knows how to run away, then the next time he meets that female immortal, he won’t have to fear about being caught by her.

nLiu Yi’s speed was like a gust of wind, in just a short moment, he had already left the alley and entered the main road.

nThis main road was something that one must certainly pass in order to go to the school.

nIt was a high trestle bridge, underneath the bridge was a river that go as far as the eye can see.

nLiu Yi’s school was located at the other side of the river. He easily ran up the high trestle bridge.

nSchool starts very early for senior high students, there were even several guys and girls exercising on this high trestle bridge. With sweat all over their head, wearing workout clothes and a towel over their necks, they were huffing and puffing as they ran on either direction of the bridge.

nLiu Yi seemed to have become one of them. Merely that his outfit was a bit offbeat. He wore a somewhat small school uniform and a pair of canvas shoes that had turned a bit white from excess washing.

nThe most important aspect was that he was carrying a huge schoolbag. Who knows how many textbooks were in that school bag, it was swaying left and right as Liu Yi ran.

nSome of the morning joggers were staring at him, dumbfounded.

nHoly **, that student’s physique was way too good! That schoolbag looked immensely heavy…. and he’s running while carrying it!

nFuck, that looked fierce as hell….

nAnd at this moment, in Liu Yi’s sights, there suddenly appeared the figure of a woman who was also running.

nThat woman’s figure was pretty good, on her upper body was a gray half sleeve shirt, on her waist was a black sports jacket firmly wrapping around her fine waist. On her lower body was two slender thighs, she was wearing the same black colored sports pants.

nAlthough those sports pants were loose-fitting, they did not manage to obscure this beauty’s amazing body.

nHer buttocks were extremely shaped, as she ran, those two protruding soft butt cheeks were being wrapped around by her sports pants like two watermelons.

nEvery step she took, that buttock would leave an astonishing curve from being wrapped around by her sports pants!

nEven if it was Liu Yi, seeing such a scene, could only gulp.

n“Hey hey hey, huge pervert, what are you looking at?!”

nLin Tong was originally lying on Liu Yi’s head the whole time. However now she suddenly thrown her tail in front of Liu Yi, blocking his view.

n“Hey hey hey! I can’t see the road!”

nHaving his view blocked, Liu Yi quickly shouted.

n“Humph, you weren’t watching the road to begin with!”

nMuttered Lin Tong.

n“Stop messing around, big sister fox immortal… I’ll crash into a car…”

nLiu Yi pulled away Lin Tong’s fox tail. He noticed that the beauty in front of him stopped, she turned around her charming face and looked at Liu Yi strangely.

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