Translator: Kingbao Editor: DarkGem

“Why did you drag me into the game?”

“We met with some trouble.”Bai Yi scratched his head in embarrassment.” I heard the elders mention that Your Highness once played this game for a very long time so I assumed that you would be experienced, but… I you’re actually only level 10.” The moment she was killed, he felt deep despair.

He… had hoped for help, and never expected to be left with two burdens instead of one.

Yao Si couldn’t even speak the Galactic language back then, so how could she have advanced to high levels. The playing that time was definitely a childhood trauma for her.

“This is the pressing matter you were referring to?” He had dragged her into the Galactic web just to play the game?! Yao Si rolled her eyes while taking a look of their surroundings. “Oh right, where is Li Zheng? Did you throw him to someone just to play?” Where is the care you promised?

“He’s here!” Bai Yi inclined his head toward the voluptuous woman who was pulling on her hair.

“…” Yao Si froze. Is this… real?

“Father Yao Si, long time no see!” The sis giggled before greeting Yao Si in a hoarse, manly voice.

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Why did Li Zheng become a woman?! Wasn’t the Galactic web capable of recreating the player’s real appearance? Wasn’t changing gender online banned?

“When I was creating the account, I decided that it would be better to give the noob a cleric’s role, but only women can choose the celestial healer class,” Bai Yi explained bashfully. “So I hacked into the game company’s data to alter his information.”

“…” Isn’t this change a little too extreme?!

“That bunch was too much! How could they kill Your Highness!” Bai Yi patted his chest. “Rest assured Your Highness, the two of us have already reached the maximum level. If we hadn’t been outnumbered, we would not have been killed. Give me a moment, I’ll gather a few friends to take revenge!”

“That’s right!” Li Zheng agreed with confidence. “Those bastards, I’ve always wanted to take care of them. Besides outnumbering us, what else could they possibly do? They should just fight us 1v1! What’s so good about an ambush?”

“Besides, in the past two months, Li Zheng’s moves have gotten smoother!” Bai Yi added.

Li Zheng then straightened his back so his fake E cups rose and jerked his head to the side aggressively. “That’s right, with a wave of my hand, all noobs will fall!”

“…”

“For Her Highness!”

“For Her Highness!”

“…” For what bloody sister!

What you guys do in the game has nothing to do with me! I’ve got no intention of getting involved! And Li Zheng, put your chest pipe away, stop doing such weird actions… Yao Si understood why the Galactic web would ban changing gender online!

“Wait a minute!” Yao Si was struck by another question. “Two months? You mean that for the past two months you’ve been only playing games?” What about learning the Galactic language? Return me my notes!

“Er…” Bai Yi stilled. “Reading the notes was too boring. Besides, by playing the game, he got exposed to the Galactic language all the time. Am I right, bro?!”

“Mmh, mmh, you’re absolutely right.” Li Zheng nodded, determined to stick up for his brother. “Everything has it’s priority level, and the most important thing right now is to get back at that guy.”

“Look! He has even learned to get back at others.” Bai Yi looked at Li Zheng with admiration.

“…”

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Yao Si had been wrong. She had assumed that when Li Zheng was handed over to Bai Yi, he would be influenced to become another technological whizz, but instead… Li Zheng turned into an addicted youngster… no, an addicted uncle.

“They’re here!” A cry came from nearby, and the next moment, an announcement popped out in front of them.

World（For glory）:I have located them, Block 3 District 5, the revival point! Hurry over to stop them!

“We’re exposed!” Bai Yi hurriedly turned to instruct Yao Si.” Your Highness, your level is too low, so it would be better if you went offline. When we get rid of them, you… F*ck!” Before he could finish his sentence, he cursed. “They locked our location so we won’t be able to logout! Which bastard did this?”

Yao Si opened her screen to take another look, and indeed, her options had turned gray with a lock icon at the side and a 30 min timer. The amount of players surrounding them started to increase, reaching hundreds of people. She then opened the world chat and was flooded with angry comments.

World（MaleGodMu’sGuard）: All bloodlings head over to Block 3 District 5 ‘s revival point. We found the two bastards.

World（LightingInTheSky）: I see them. There’s an additional person with an unidentified ID, but she must be just like them. Let’s kill them all!

World（FlawlessStarrySky）: Toss them out of here! No tainting the game world!

World（FemaleGoddessPlayer）: No tainting the game world! 1

World（FanLover.GoddessLover）: No tainting the game world! 2

The player who had killed them was also a blooding?!

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What’s going on? What’s this called? The game version of an internal war?

“What exactly did you guys do?” Yao Si asked, glaring at Bai Yi.

“Don’t blame him, it’s my fault!” Li Zheng scratched his head as he explained. “I said something wrong since I wasn’t clear about the situation.”

“Bro, how is that your fault!”Bai Yi stepped forward, looking serious. “That person was too harsh.” He sighed.

Yao Si felt like there was a link to her somewhere in there. Ever since she had exposed her identity to the Galactic a year ago, news about her had spread like wildfire across the web. Among them was one about her playing a celestial game for a few months.

The game company had monopolized on that rumor, turning it into an advertisement that attracted players from all walks of life, especially those of bloodling race. District 10 was flooded with them, and they came to take up more than 30% of the population.

After Bai Yi had helped Li Zheng level up, he had chanced upon a bunch of players who were snatching another party’s monster. Bai Yi went forward and killed them mercilessly. They then ended up squabbling on the world chat, and the other party announced that he would gather his bloodling friends to take him down.

Out of agitation, Bai Yi exposed his 720th generation identity. Beat that!

Maybe due to the large number of bloodlings that were playing the game, they didn’t restrain themself but instead mocked his low status as there were 600 generation bloodlings among the offender’s friends.

As a comrade that was lacking in general knowledge, Li Zheng exploded with a line: What’s so great about the 600th generation? Only those below the 6th generation can be counted!

With just one sentence, he managed to offend the entire bloodling race except for the only two who could be excluded from that slander. Hence… without a doubt, the two men became the target of everyone’s anger.

“Argh, my account is locked, I can’t go offline.” Bai Yi glanced at the endless stream of players that were crowding around them and started to panic. “Your Highness, do you have any good friends in the game? Could you call them over to save us?”

“I don’t!” The only people she met in the game were the elders, but they weren’t online. On top of that, not too long back she had blocked off all their communications so they wouldn’t disturb her. “I’m not very familiar with this game. It was Mu Xuan…”

Wait a minute!

Yao Si was suddenly reminded of a serious abnormality!

“Where’s Mu Xuan?”

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“…” Bai Yi.

“…” Li Zheng.

“…” Mu Xuan who was in the newbie village.