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nTranslator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

n“Sitcom your head!” If not for Hong Dali’s poor health, Tang Muxin really wanted to punch Hong Dali. “What Unexpectedly, Dali creates Miracles ? I really want you to experience what a flying disaster is. It must be unexpected that my fist is so strong!”

nUnexpectedly was a comedy sitcom back on Hong Dali’s Earth. It hadn’t cost much to produce the show, yet viewership ratings had been high. It was a micro movie that had shot to fame at rocket speed. A small investment with high returns. Hong Dali was almost confident that if he could recreate it, it would definitely become popular, measuring by the standards of this world.

nThere was a little problem, though. Hong Dali’s goal was to squander. He would not be able to gain attribute points if he did not squander. Without the attribute points, his health stat would not grow. Without health, his penis would not become bigger. He quickly changed his stance. Hong Dali rubbed his chin and said, “Um, what I said was just child’s play. The whole sitcom will only cost about 10,000 yuan to produce. No way, we need to do something else.”

n“Child’s play,””whole sitcom,””only cost about 10,000 yuan.”

nThese few keywords caused Tang Muxin’s eyes to brighten. It was her turn to be shocked. “Dali, you said it would only cost 10,000 yuan to produce the whole sitcom? Are you serious? Are you lying to me?”

nHong Dali curiously replied, “It’s true. Why would I lie to you? The cost of producing a comedy is very low. The filming location is more or less fixed. The scenes don’t require much editing. The important thing is that people enjoy watching it.”

nHong Dali was just casually talking about the sitcom as he thought about it, but a casual remark ignited the interest of a listener. Tang Muxin became interested in the idea. “Dali, you mentioned ‘Unexpectedly,’ and ‘Dali Creates Miracles.’ Explain it to me, please?”

nWhy had this lass suddenly taken an interest in this? Hong Dali was perplexed. “Why? Are you interested? Do you want to be the main actress? With my Xinxin’s figure and beauty, you’d be invincible as the lead actress. How about I become the lead actor, then?”

nWith Hong Dali’s status, it only seemed right to invest tens of millions or even billions. But he did not have so much money with him, and it would be impossible to come up with so much money at once. Transformers and Iron Manwere out. He was left with Unexpectedly . Since it had piqued Tang Muxin’s interest, there was no harm in explaining it to her.

nIf she is willing to be the lead actress, I’ll settle with being the lead actor forUnexpectedly , Wang Dachui. Dear Chuichui. Um, Hong Dali, Wang Dachui, these two names seem to rhyme too.

nTang Muxin was a young girl, after all. She was only 18, the same age as Hong Dali. It was no surprise that she’d be interested in movies. Since Hong Dali was willing to squander, and the investment was minimal, she was willing to play along with it. “Okay, okay. I’ll be the lead actress. Dali, you can be the lead actor!” Whether the production would make money—it is just a sitcom worth over ten thousand—what profit could there be?

nHong Dali agreed immediately. “Ummh!” Hearing what Tang Muxin had said, Hong Dali was more than happy to play along. He could squander anytime, but it was rare that Tang Muxin was willing to play with him. He started to act out the famous lines in Unexpectedly . “My name is Wang Dachui. Unexpectedly, I got promoted with a pay raise. I became the general manager, then I became the CEO. I married a fair, rich, and beautiful lady and embarked on the peak of my life!”

nHong Dali was quite good looking, but he was slightly dorky in nature. To act out those lines in all seriousness, everyone around started to shake with laughter. Tang Muxin could not straighten her slender waist from laughing too hard. “Dali, I didn’t realize you had such a great sense of humor. Why did that sound so funny coming from you?”

nZhang Cai roared with laughter too. “Young Master, you look so funny all solemn like this.”

nLing Xiaoyi turned around in an attempt to hide her laughter. “This young master is like a comedian. He could make people laugh just by randomly saying something. If he manages to produce the sitcom, the viewership ratings will surely go through the roof.”

nEveryone was rolling on the floor laughing. When Tang Muxin approached Hong Dali for the script, a gentle voice came from behind her. “Ah, the young master is here. Hello, Young Master. Hello, Young Madam.”

nHong Dali turned to see a lady in a white tube-top dress with delicate lace lining. The lace brought attention to her fair legs—long and straight, outlining the curves of her calves. Her unaccessorized dark hair fell over her shoulders and ears. The tiny piercing on her fair and soft ears was vaguely visible through her hair. She always had a faint smile on her face, looking bright-eyed.

nTo make such an impactful entrance, it could only be the girl who had given Caiwei Entertainment half its name, Hong Dali’s newly acquired employee: Li Nianwei.

nHong Dali snorted. “Sister Nianwei!” He threw himself toward Li Nianwei, putting his hand around her delicate waist, and rubbed his head against her chest. “Sister Nianwei, you are here! Save me!”

nTang Muxin had initially felt a pang of jealousy, seeing Hong Dali hug Li Nianwei. However, she was stunned when she heard what Hong Dali said.

nHong Dali was not in any danger. Why had he asked Li Nianwei to save him?

nWhile she pondered, Hong Dali bawled. “I can’t take any more of these lousy songs. I can’t find any of Sister Nianwei’s songs. I’ve been doing nothing but sleeping these days. I want to listen to songs. I want to produce movies. I want to squander! Sister Nianwei, let’s record an album for you. I want to make a few hundred thousand albums and listen to them over and over again!”

nHong Dali was truly on a roll!

nLi Nianwei laughed as she spoke to Hong Dali, like an elder sister speaking to a little brother who adored her. “Young Master, don’t get so worked up. You can tell me anytime if you want to listen to my songs. I brought my songs today. You can make a copy if you wish.”

nAiya, now that Hong Dali had taken the opportunity to have a feel of Li Nianwei’s chest, as well as get a hold of the songs, he was content. “Um, okay. I will make a copy.” He instructed a female lackey behind him. “Make a copy of the songs and store them in my cell phone so I can listen to them in class.”

n“Yes, Young Master.” The lackey carefully took the luxury cell phone worth 125,000 yuan from Hong Dali and turned around to leave.

nHong Dali snorted again. “Sister Nianwei, how are the preparations for the concert coming along? Is everything running smoothly?”

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