Chapter 307: – Alfi Titor – [Just Chatting] I missed you! Me

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nA warm and cozy looking room with a fireplace and Christmas decorations all over. In the corner, a Christmas tree wrapped with tinsel and a few ornaments. A few opened gift boxes neatly stacked next to the tree, along with carefully folded wrapping paper.

nAnd in the middle of that room was Alfi. Wearing an oversized Christmas sweater with a blue dragon clumsily stitched across the front and orange fireworks on the sleeves, she let out a bright smile and held out a wrapped present to the camera.

nJust Chatting I missed you! Merry Christmas!

nAlfi Titor Ch.

nLive in 5 minutes

nThursday, December 26, 12:00 PM

n151K waiting

nAlfis_Knight Alfi-sama! Merry Christmas!

noutlyingLizard :weddingcake:

nwornoutHeron Did UTube change its chat again?

ndrearyMandrill Since when can we reply to users in chat? :confused:

npeskyRelish Ooh. There are chat filters on our side now? Neat!

njealousBobolink So what do you guys think is up with Alfi and Aoko?

nalertFalcon Something *totally* happened over Christmas.

nspiritedApricots My bet’s on drinking too much and waking up sleeping next to each other.

nsomberMallard Isn’t Alfi too young to drink?

ncruelCow O-Oh. Right…

n4 minutes.

nAlfis_Cocoa Alfi-sama! I missed you too!

nAlfis_Chair Did you rest well? Don’t overwork yourself!

nAlfis_Bed You have to take care of your health too!

nsheepishToucan I hope Christmas was fun!

ngoofyLion There was a lot of cool fanart over Christmas!

nbubblyGranola There were some good ones on Protolood too. 🙂

n3 minutes.

nkindLizard Hana sent us over!

nlovesickDingo So we hear there’s a story involving Aoko…

ndejectedCamel Did Queen get drunk and do something embarrassing?

ncrushedSwift I got a lot of Christmas money!

nbubblySeafowl Me too! Supachatto time!

npanickyMussel So I saw that John opened a giftbox widget on the website. Does it work yet?

ngrumpyDoves Wait, really?

nyearningFish Ooh! I saw that you can send gifts in MIRAIZ! Real ones!

n2 minutes.

ncrushedSwift Did your kouhais take the week off?

nthrilledShads I wanted to Superchat the Prodigies too…

ngrumpySnail Videos are nice and all, but chatting with the girls is best…

nRhea Davinki Ch. We’re working on a big collab to celebrate memberships, so just wait a bit.

nRhea Davinki Ch. Wait. Why is the wrench an M now? It’s so ugly! UTube, go back!

nworldlySyrup lol

naloofHeron Yeah! The new comment section is weird too!

nsoreMandrill John just needs to buy UTube already.

nardentWhiting Hah! I’m watching on the MIRAIZ app. It’s sooo much better.

nMIRAIZ Alfi best girl. Fight me.

nMIRAIZ You idiot musclebrain. There is no purpose to using so much money now when the animation cannot play.

nMIRAIZ Two words that rhyme with honey and wandering. JK.

n1 minute.

nfondTacos Is MIRAIZ a bot?

ngrumpySnail Oh! That must be the API bot for the MIRAIZ app!

nGoldenOrca Wait. Are donations uncapped in the MIRAIZ app?

nMIRAIZ Test.

nsheepishToucan JESUS

nlovesickSnail WTF

nbetrayedJaguar H-Hey! Is GoldenOrca actually an oil baron…?

nGoldenOrca Huh. So Aetherium is automatically converted. Interesting.

nsolidEland Wait, what?

nWaiting for Alfi Titor Ch…

nThe thumbnail dissolved in a swirl of snowflakes. Afterwards, it still showed a Christmas scene. But instead of a realistic scene, everything turned chibi. Like a diorama scene from above. There, Alfi sat in front of the fireplace, wrapped up in a blue blanket while happily sipping a steaming mug of cocoa.

nthriftyHawk @#email protected#$!

ncruelPaella MirAIs Minis when!?

nmurkyStork OMG! I want that!

npanickyCur <200 USD> Take my money!

nvengefulThrushe <200 CAD> Investing in the merch fund.

nlyingFish <20K yen> Preordering chibi Alfi

naboardCaribou Ooh! Alfi has Superchats on!

nexcitedSheep Have Superchats been on this entire time?

nwornoutHeron Bruh. Did you just get here?

ngutturalSalt <10K yen> Please treat Hana to something nice.

n“Can you hear me?” A soft and warm voice. Alfi’s. “Sorry to make you wait a bit longer, everyone. I missed you a lot, but I forgot to do something. I’ll be right back, promise!”

nAlfis_Fan Take your time!

nstressedBuck We can wait a whole day for Aoko. A few minutes is nothing.

namazedPie So what’s the Alfi-Aoko conversion right now?

nawedFerret I dunno. One ‘Aoko’ seems to get bigger with every stream…

nlewd_dude Two ‘Hanas’ seem to get bigger too, if you know what I mean.

nMIRAIZ lewd_dude has been timed out for 10000 years.

ncrummyCheese lmao

nholisticChile That’s one heck of a sophisticated bot…

nMIRAIZ I am not a bot, but a prototype artificial intelligence. Greetings.

nsoreChile Sus

nthriftyThrushe SUS

nsadSeahorse sus

nMIRAIZ T_T

n“There!”

nA soft bell jingled and then snowflakes covered the screen. When they faded, the revealed Alfi sitting in the warm Christmas decorated room shown on the thumbnail.

n“Good morning, afternoon, evening everyone!” Alfi let out a bright smile and said, “I missed you a lot! Did you miss me?”

nAlfis_Knight ALWAYS

ngrumpyOil It felt like six trillion years!

nAlfis_doormat No, because I wasn’t living without your smile. T_T

nAlfi adjusted her Christmas sweater and then glanced at the chat. When she saw that latest message, she gasped and said, “That’s no good! I don’t want you to live your life like that, Mister Doormat!” She shook her head and looked up at the screen. “It felt like that for me too, but you have to remember that we’re still both alive in this world. Even if it might seem lonely, just the thought that somewhere out there on the other side of the screen is you…” Alfi placed her hands over her chest and smiled. “That’s enough, isn’t it?”

nAlfis_Doormat I’M SO SORRY! I’M NOT WORTHY! orz

nAlfis_Knight Alfis! Tonight, downtown! We must show our devotion to Alfi-sama!

nAlfis_Chair YOSH!

nAlfis_134 YES!

nenviousOatmeal Why are Alfi’s fans always so… extra?

nresolvedCaviar Parasocial relationships are dangerous.

ncynicalLard Get yourself a girl who loves you like Alfi does.

nsomberWidgeon I don’t want to lewd. I just want to be praised. T_T

nAlfis_Paladin Alfi isn’t a waifu. She’s the bestest sister ever.

nOhana_dayo @Alfis_Paladin Those are fighting words.

nStraightGarbage @Alfis_Paladin But Aoko is the best step-sister ever. :eyewaggle:

nHana Homura Ch. @StraightGarbage I’m telling Aneue.

nStraightGarbage @Hana Homura Ch. I’M SORRY. PLEASE DON’T.

nHana Homura Ch. @StraightGarbage 🙂

nStraightGarbage T_T

nAlfi’s eyes scanned the chat and she laughed. “Everyone’s so lively today. I’m happy to see it-“

nA soft jingle echoed. When it did, some presents started materializing in front of the Christmas tree. There were a few red boxes, some smaller blue and green boxes, and the occassional pink. And then there were two giant ruby boxes, with a towering golden box standing next to it.

n“Oh!” Alfi turned around and then giggled. “I guess people found the secret already. Meanies. I wanted to surprise you.”

nHajime-kun Oops.

nGoldenOrca Perfect. @StraightGarbage @FailureFox You know what to do later.

nStraightGarbage @GoldenOrca :thumbsup:

nFailureFox @GoldenOrca Downloading the app now. :evilsmirk:

nAlfi rolled a blue beanbag over from the side before plopping herself on it. After that, she made herself comfortable, crossing her legs.

nHer bare legs.

nexcitedApples O.o

namazedSardines T_T We’ve been blessed…

noutlyingFish The legendary oversized sweater dress! :O

nMIRAIZ Good Civ.

nfondMeerkat :blobmelt:

noutlyingOrange :cameraflash:

nAlfi leaned back to stretch her arms and then smiled at the screen. “I get why Meggie likes dressing like this now. It’s really comfortable.”

nabjectWasp Meggie?

nimportedMallard Ohoho?

nwingedCoati Smith

/Titor triple daughter debut stream when?

nneedyRelish Still waiting for Betty’s reveal.

nspiritedEland Wait. So Meggie’s the youngest sister, right? And she dresses like that?

nworriedEggs RIP John.

nAlfi shook her head and then reached off screen to pick up a steaming mug of hot cocoa with a mini candycane dangling on the rim. “It’s a bit early to be super cozy, but why don’t we relax and enjoy each other for a while?”

nfondBuzzard Cozy times with Alfi… :blobmelt:

ntroubledOatmeal Definitely too early for 4AM gang. Worth tho.

npridefulOrange Night gang ftw. :snuggle:

ncultured_swine Is it just me, or are all the girls lewder than usual…?

ninsecureDinosaur @cultured_swine It’s just you.

nAlfi stirred the cocoa with the candycane before taking a sip. After that, she uncrossed her legs and leaned forward, smiling into the camera.

nunhappyCaribou D-Dangerous…

ndreadfulBoa We almost saw the divine artifact…

ncrummyCheese YABE

nAoko Ryuusei Ch. Alfi! Put some clothes on!

nAlfi glanced at the chat and then blinked. “Eh? Why do I have to put more clothes on, Aoko?”

nmercifulLemur Yeah! Alfi’s fine like this, Aoko!

nStraightGarbage Ohoho. Is Queenie jealous?

nAoko Ryuusei Ch. @StraightGarbage Shut up!

nAoko Ryuusei Ch. Pick up your phone!

nAlfi blinked and then tilted her head, frowning. “Pick up my phone…?”

nPlay: Kataomoi – Aimer

nAt that time, a familiar voice echoed from off to the side, singing a song.

n*Darlin, all my dreams came true with you*

n*And yet I just can’t find the words to tell to you, oh-*

n*Darlin, you made my dreams all come true*

n*Oh I love you too.*

nAlfi froze.

nThe chat froze.

nIt was a recording. A recording of Aoko. A recording of Aoko singing. But it wasn’t just a recording of Aoko singing. It was a sincere and emotional, warbly and somewhat messy singing. Like a love confession.

nAlfi’s face turned a bright red and she quietly sipped on her cocoa.

nAoko Ryuusei Ch. WTF! WHY IS THAT THERE?! WHEN? HOW?!

nHana Homura Ch. Whoops. Forgot to change it back…

nAoko Ryuusei Ch. SIS! WHY!?

ngoofyCamel OMG THE SHIP HAS SAILED

ngloomyWeaver LET’S FREAKING GOOOOOO!

nAlfis_Knight AOKO-CHAN WHY?!

nAlfis_Paladin TONIGHT! WE SLAY THE DRAGON!

nAlfi_Couch HERETIC! BETRAYER!

nStraightGarbage :popcorn:

nOhana_dayo S-Sasuga, imouto…

ncrummyFlamingo A-Are we sure that Hana is really an idol?

naffectedDoughnut Well. Guess Tweeter’s about to break again.

nrational_rabbit Nice. Gotta love 1:100 odds paying out.

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