Chapter 47: Hana Homura’s First Karaoke Stream
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nHana’s BGM
nStatic, like an old grainy television slowly being tuned in. And then-
n“Ohanayo! It’s me, Hana Homura, the first member of Project MirAIs!”
n-A bright female voice called out and then a cheery Anime girl with orange hair waved.
n“Good morning, Ohana!” She giggled and said, “I hope that you’re awake by now! It’s almost ten in the morning, you know? It’s the weekend, but it’s no good to sleep in late!”
nHana stepped back, revealing the familiar gray warehouse room with steel walls, an old bed, and a small standup wardrobe.
n“Oops! Forgot to turn you guys on… One moment!” Hana reached out and tapped the air in front of her. When she did, a green wireframe chatbox popped up.
nMorning Hana!
nOhanayo~!
nPhrasing, Hana!
nYou can turn me on all-
nThis message has been deleted by a moderator. MOD: Beta – I will bonk you.
nBest girl Miss Beta is here too!
nYou go girl!
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nHana giggled as she read the chat. “You guys should behave! Miss Beta doesn’t have mercy on those who break the rules, you know?”
nYeah, follow the rules guys!
nStay wholesome for our little sister!
nBut what if I want to get bonk-
nThis message has been deleted by a moderator.
nHana shook her head. “You guys really are lively, huh?”
n*2AM gang rise up!*
n*European bros here to represent!*
n*Greetings from America!*
n“E-Eh? The overseas family members are here too? No, no! Bad!” Hana shook her head and said, “Sleep! Too late for you!“
n*Who needs sleep when there’s Hana?*
n*I’ll sleep when I’m dead!*
nEN: Eh? The overseas family is here? Bad! Go to sleep!
n“Mou~!” Hana puffed out her cheeks and said, “You’d better not be sacrificing your health to watch me! This karaoke stream won’t be archived, but Miss Beta said that Mister John will clip and upload the songs later on his channel. There’s no need to stay up!”
nEh? Mister Titor is doing that?
nDon’t delete this! YAGOO is real and in the future he’ll contract-!
nThis message has been deleted by a moderator.
nEN: Mister Titor will clip and upload songs on his channel later. Go to sleep.
n*Whoa, really? Isn’t he scared of copyright?*
n*Considering the budget, he’ll be fine.*
n“Anyway…” Hana stepped back and said, “I felt bad only being able to chat with everyone yesterday, so today I thought I’d sing for you! But… um… I forgot to pick songs, heehee…” Hana held her hands together at her waist and shifted in place.
nThat’s fine!
nFireworks?
nOoh! How about a Lovelife song?
nSing whatever you want!
nI was a fool?
nHana read the chat and then hummed. “That’s a lot of suggestions… Ooh! I know that last one!” She nodded and said, “I think… I think I’ll try singing that.”
n*What song is she singing?*
nEN: I think I’ll try singing ‘I was a fool’.
nEh? Will that work with her soft voice?
nHana stepped back and then placed her hands on her chest. She took a deep breath and then said, “Alright. This song will be a bit hard… but I really want to sing it. Ah, but the lyrics might be a bit off though. I hope you don’t mind?”
nGo for it!
nOoh, custom lyrics?
nAdlibbing, huh?
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nHana read the chat and smiled at the responses. “Then… I’ll start. Um, Miss Beta? Could you play it for me? Not the normal one, but the other version.”
nSilence. And then a guitar and a sorrowful violin intro started to play.
nHearing that, Hana nodded and closed her eyes briefly. In a quiet voice, she said, “I sing for you.”
nPlay Bakamitai -Sorrow-
nI was such a fool and oh so childish
nChasing dreams, while being hurt still every day
nLying now to you and to your face
nThat I’m alright and everything’s okay
n“I love you so” words that I’ll never say
nFeelings that I have inside, but need to let fade
nEven so, even if that’s the case. Could you tell me why, I’m not okay…?
nI’m such a mess, I’m a fool that just fell in love
nBut it’s alright, because I just can’t get enough
nNo matter what, as long as I can see you smile
nLike the fading moon, all these thoughts of you…
nI’ll bid adieu
nThe song cut off with a final guitar strum, making it sound incomplete. But that seemed to be on purpose.
nHana stood there with her eyes closed and a soft expression on her face. Not quite regret, not quite sorrow. But a wistful expression, like letting something go.
nT_T
nHana made the song even sadder!
nMy kokoro…
n*I don’t know what she’s singing, so why does my heart hurt?*
nEN: PAIN
nHana let out a sigh and then smiled. “Thanks for that, everyone. Something’s been on a mind recently and singing that helped a lot.”
nDid someone hurt you?
nA boy?
n*Loads gun*
n“O-Oh!” Hana quickly waved her hands. “No, no! I just heard that song before and thought it was sad. But the lyrics don’t really suit me, so I changed them a little. That’s all, promise!”
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nAwfully specific denial.
nWell, if Hana says so…
n“Ahem! Next song!” Hana placed her hand on her chin and said, “Um… Well, since we sang such a sad song, how about something happy and cute? Um, Miss Beta? Can I sing ‘Love Circulation?'”
nShe waited and then nodded, responding to an inaudible voice.
nHana smiled. “Looks like I can! Then… I hope this goes well. This is a bit hard… but it should be fun!”
nPlay Renai Circulation
nLike before, Hana took a deep breath. And then-
n“One, two~!”
nA light-hearted tone and bright music.
nHana smiled and moved to the beat, dancing along to the lyrics.
nWooooo!
nCute!
n*Kawai!*
n*I have no idea what’s going on or why this was recommended, but I love it!*
n*Waifus are real?!!*
nHana twirled around, letting her skirt spin, and then came to a stop, striking a cute pose with her hands behind her back, looking at the camera before winking.
nGaaaah!
nWhy can’t I throw money yet?!
nGo little sis!
n*It’s too late to have this much sugar in my system!*
nHana smiled and then faced forward again as the song wound down, placing her hands on her chest.
n~Fuwafuwari fuwafuwaru~
nStaring at the camera with a bright smile, she finished up singing the song, lightly swaying side to side as she did.
nHana closed her eyes for a bit after the song finished. But then she opened her eyes and smiled. “That was fun! But it was really hard too!” She furrowed her brows and said, “I didn’t realize that there was almost a rap section in the middle of it… If I didn’t practice tongue twisters, that would have been a mess!”
nYou did great!
nAwesome!
nBetter than the original!
nHana read that last comment and giggled. “I don’t know about that. I’m still just an idol in training, you know? It’s only been a week since I started practicing…”
nA week?!
nWait, what?!
nGenius! No, angel!
nEN: I’m still just training. It’s only been a week since I started.
n*whoooooa! Only a week?!*
nHana nodded. “Mmhm! So don’t praise me too much yet! I’ll get a big ego, and that’s no good!”
nBut you’re so good!
nIf this is you after a week, what are idols even for?!
nAmazing!
nHana giggled. “Stop, stop! I’ll get mad, you know?” She leaned forward to look at the chat and said, “Now, what should I sing next? We’ve got a lot of time to fill, and- E-Eh?” Hana blinked and turned to the side. “You got a message from UTube? We can have Superchats now?”
n50K yen
n100 USD – Kawai! Keep it up!
n100 yen
n500 yen
n100 Euro – For the 3AM European bros
n1k yen – Allowance for my little sister
nHana blinked and covered her mouth, her eyes wide. “E-Everyone… No! Bad!” She crossed her arms and said, “Stop! That’s too much!”
n10K yen
n500 USD – To fulfill your dreams
n5K yen – Good luck!
n10 USD – Not much, but have a happy-
n“Stop, stop!” Hana shook her head, tears welling up in her eyes. “M-Miss Beta! Turn it off!”
nA flood of colors filled the chat, standing out amidst the green wireframe.
nYellow, blue, red, orange, pink.
nA wave of colors that completely blocked out the normal comments.
nSeeing that, Hana covered her mouth, frozen. Her eyes watered and she said, “Everyone… Stop. Please, think of your own situation!”
n100 CAD – Canadian gang!
n100 USD – Oi, what are you guys even doing here?
n50K yen – Since overseas bro are supporting, we will too!
n“M-Miss Beta! Turn it off!” Hana’s eyes started to spin at seeing the numbers and the colors. “T-This is too much! W-What? It’s bugged?!”
nThe chat froze before suddenly accelerating, turning into a blurred rainbow.
n“Mou~!” Hana puffed out her cheeks and then said, “Everyone! I’ll treat all of you as bad guys if you keep doing this!”
nSuddenly, the chat froze again. But it seemed that it wasn’t a glitch this time.
nEN: Stop! I’ll treat all of you as bad guys!
nThat was the last comment in the chatbox.
nSeeing that, Hana sighed. “Honestly… I just wanted to sing for you guys today to have fun. You being here is enough to support me, so please, save your money, okay? And if you want to support me that way, then wait until I have my concert-“
n500 yen – early reservation
n5 USD – For the ticket
n5 CAD – I’ll buy one too!
n500 yen
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n5K yen – I’ll take ten.
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n“Mou~!” Hana puffed her cheeks out again and said, “You guys!”
nwwwwww
nlol
nBullying with money. That’s a first.
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