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nA blank screen with a solid black background. On it was the usual message counting down a scheduled livestream.

nMeincraft Alfi Titor’s First Gaming Stream

nAlfi Titor Ch.

nLive in 5 minutes.

nNovember 16, 7:00 PM

nAlfi-chaaaan! We love you!

nAlfi Titor Ch. – Live soon! Sorry for last time!

nDon’t apologize! You did great!

nI was crying too!

nYou were on TV!

nAlfi Titor Ch. – I was?

nAlfi Titor Ch. – (╥︣__╥)

nMOD: Hana Ch. – Don’t worry, Nee-chan! You’ll do great!

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nLive in 4 minutes.

nPoppy Gloria – You’ve got this, darling!

n!!!

nA verified account?

nPoppy Gloria?!

n:o

nAlfi Titor Ch. – Thank you Miss Gloria! I’m honored!

nHnnngh! Why can’t I be verified too dammit!

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nLive in 3 minutes.

nJust got here. Meincraft stream?

nOoh! Comfy stream with Alfi-chan?

nHow’s everyone doing today, chat?

nLet’s go!

nGreat, how about you?

nLive in 2 minutes.

nAlfi Titor Ch. – *nervous*

n*3AM gang, let’s go!*

n*Greeting from America! Loved your debut!*

n*A stream at a reasonable hour and with Alfi of all people?! Blessed!*

n*Finally! A stream the Europe bros can catch!*

nwww Overseas bros are excited

nOoh right! Can Alfi-chan speak English?

nAlfi Titor Ch. – *Thank you for coming all this way! And please, don’t stay up to watch me! Get some rest! I’ll always be here waiting!*

n*Kuh! B-But… my waifu…!*

n*YOUR waifu?!*

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nLive in 1 minute.

nMOD: Beta – None of you are qualified to be Eldest Sister’s husband.

nMOD: Beta – *You bastards think you have a chance with my oldest sister? Dream on.*

nHarsh.

n*Gah! Scary!*

nwww Miss Beta’s harsher on the overseas bros

n*lol*

nSo Miss Beta is the final boss after all!

nAlfi Titor Ch. – Betty! Stop it!

nBetty?

nBetty?!

nMOD: Beta – Tch.

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nWaiting for Alfi Titor Ch. to start…

nPlay C418 – Sweden

nThe solid black background changed, turning into Alfi’s room. The silver-haired young woman was the same as before. But she was also different. The lacy black one-piece dress was gone. And in its place…

nOMG!

nP-Panda pajamas…?!

ndead

nX_X

nToo… cute…

n*Hnnnggh. I can’t handle this much sugar so early!*

nAlfi shifted in place, pulling the panda hood over her head. “T-This is embarrassing… U-Um. I hope you don’t mind. But I wanted to have a comfy stream with everyone…”

nYES! IT’S FINE!

n*100% OKAY!*

nYou can wear whatever you want!

nIt’s even better if you don’t wear anything!

nThis message was deleted by a moderator

nMOD: Beta – I will break you.

n*I’m in my pajamas too!*

nUwaa… I’m melting… too cozy…

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nAlfi glanced to the side and smiled. “Thank you! Then I’ll get started. Let me just sit down and pull everything up… Um, it was this button, right?”

nThe video changed, moving Alfi off to the side. At the same time, a menu screen popped up on the left. A dirt background with MEINCRAFT at the top, along with options for new game, settings, and exit game. And then, over Alfi’s head, there was a miniature copy of the livechat, laid out like a thought bubble.

nLet’s goooo!

nWe’re really doing this!

n*I wonder how good she is?*

n*Just got here from Readit. Is she real?*

n*OMG! Even the chatbox is cute!*

nAlfi pulled over a chair from out of frame and then sat down. As she did, she let out a sigh. “Phew. Everything’s working this time. That’s a relief.” She smiled and then said, “So how is everyone doing today? I’m sorry again for ending the stream so suddenly last time…”

nI’m doing better than great now that you’re here!

n*Tired, but it’s worth it!*

n*Don’t worry! you were great!*

nIt reached us! Your heart definitely reached us!

nAlfi glanced at the chat and then her smile widened. “I’m glad. And I hope that I can make it worth it for the overseas friends watching so late.”

nFriends?

nwww overseas bros got friendzoned

n*(T_T)*

n*It’s okay! Friend is better than pervert!*

n*Being with you is always worth it, Alfi-chan!*

n“Let’s see… A new game. And a new world… E-Eh? A name? And a seed?” Her eyes widened. “I-I didn’t expect this. U-Um… Any ideas?”

nMirAIs!

nStep on us!

nCuddly!

n*Nee-chan!*

n*Friendzone.*

n*Yeah! Friendzone!*

nwww The overseas bros are hilarious. Asking for ‘friendzone’…

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nAlfi frowned and read the chat. And then she blinked, confused. “Step on you? Why would I do that? A-And I’m not cuddly… Or your Nee-chan! U-Um… unless you want me to be.”

n!!!

nNee-chan! Alfi nee-chan!

nMOD: Beta – No.

nE-Eh? So harsh…

nWhoa. Little sis putting her foot down.

nAlfi tilted her head to the side, as if listening to someone. And then her eyes widened. “O-Oh! Sorry everyone, but I can’t be your Nee-chan. My baby sister would get mad at me when she shows up. Um, but I can be your best friend?”

n*Mission failed successfully.*

n*I’ll take it!*

n*We’re doing it boys! We’re moving up in the ranks!*

nDammit! The overseas bros are too powerful!

nNooo! Alfi-chan, don’t leave us!

nAlfi laughed. But then she froze and covered her mouth. “S-Sorry. I didn’t mean to laugh at you…”

nWe made her laugh! Ha!

nTake that, overseas bros!

n*Dammit! Why is she so cute?!*

n*Don’t mind me. Taking screenshots for my collection…*

nAlfi shook her head and then smiled. “Should we get started then? I think ‘Friendzone’ was a good name. This will be the world that I share with all of you, my new friends. The seed… Oh, I can leave it blank.”

nA few more clicks on Alfi’s part and then the world started to generate, showing a loading screen gradually spreading out with green and yellow colors.

nKuh. Friendzoned…

nOrz

nLet’s go! Time for blocks!

nI can’t believe this game is still popular.

n*Ooh! The new Space update is coming soon, isn’t it? Perfect time!*

n*Are you going to make a public server?*

nMOD: Beta – *No public servers.*

n*Geez! Didn’t you yell at Titor about being overprotective? Why are you-*

nThe user has been timed out by a moderator. (60 seconds)

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nAlfi glanced at the chant and frowned. “Beta! Stop that! I’m more than capable of handling things by myself!”

nRight! You aren’t even the older sister!

nLet’s go! Support Alfi against the tyrannical Beta!

n*You tell her, girl!*

nMOD: Beta – …Fine. But I have all of your IPs and locations. You have been warned.

nH-Haha. Good one, Miss Beta.

n…She’s joking, right? She can’t possibl-

nO-Oi! What just-

nOh my god. How is she-

nHuh? I think I hear someone knocking on my-

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nAlfi’s eyes widened and she spun around. “Betty! Stop!”

nA melodious voice echoed in the background. “Relax, Eldest Sister. They are just joking around.”

nWe’ve been caught!

nMOD: Hana Ch. – XD

nShoot!

n*Oh my god. Is that her sister’s voice? So smooth…*

nWhy does Betty sound more Onee-san than Alfi?

nBeta Titor debut when?

nMOD: Beta – Never. I have no desire to be involved with you degenerates.

nT_T

nSavage.

nYes! Scold me more-

nThis user has been timed out by a moderator (3600 seconds)

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nAlfi blinked and then glared at the chat. “Playing a trick on me! Hmph! I won’t forgive you.”

nNooooo!

nDon’t hate us!

n*Trick? What’s she talking about?*

n*What’d we do?*

n*JP bros pretended to get taken out by Beta.*

n*Oooh. Rude.*

n*Geez. Being so mean to Alfi-chan.*

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nA soft ‘plop’ echoed. And then the game screen changed, revealing a sprawling village, a dark rectangular structure in the distance, and then an ocean with an underwater stone fortress, a portion cut out to reveal a glowing starry portal hidden in its depth.

n!!! 12 Final Eyes already?! And a stronghold near spawn?!

nWhat the-? God tier luck!

nAs expected, even the Meincraft gods are supporting Alfi-chan.

n*Any% world record coming?*

n*I would call hacks, but Alfi’s too pure for that.*

n*Alfi-chan should go buy a lottery ticket!*

n“H-Huh?” Alfi blinked and spun her character around. “Is this… did something good happen? Is this good, everyone?”

n*More than good!*

n*God-tier!*

n*Even better than Dream luck!*

nYou can beat the game in an hour!

nSasuga. The speedrun genes run deep.

nAlfi-chan is hacking to the gate…

n“U-Um… W-What do I do?” Alfi’s eyes spun. “I don’t want to disappoint you. U-Um… Um…!”

nRelax!

n*Take your time!*

n*Meincraft is meant to be relaxing!*

nWe’ll be fine even if you just sit here all day!

n(^_^)

n*Punch down those blocks for wood*

n*Go look for chests!*

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nAlfi scanned the chat and then said, “Wood? Chests? U-Um… okay.” She moved her character, walking around the outside of the houses.

n:facepalm:

nEh? Where are you going?

n*She’s not raiding the houses?*

n*Why is she going off when everything’s right thEre?*

n“Wood, wood…” Alfi muttered to herself and walked further off into the distance in the opposite direction of the village.

nNo! Not that way!

nThe village! Take down the wood in the village!

n*lol That’s adorable*

n*What a noob*

n*What a boomer.*

nAlfi-chaaaan! Go back!

n“H-Huh? Go back? Why?” She blinked and pointed with her finger. “But there are trees right there. See?”

nA deep spruce forest was in the distance, getting closer as Alfi moved her character towards it.

nArgh…

nThere’s resources in the village you can take, Alfi-chan!

n*Go steal from the villagers!*

n*Everything is already at the village!*

nAlfi stopped her character in front of a tree and started punching it. “I think I remember seeing it work like this… Oh.”

nA soft plop and then a block of spruce logs popped onto Alfi’s hotbar at the bottom of the screen. Alfi scrolled towards it and smiled. “I did it!”

nHnngh. B-But the village…

nGreat job Alfi-chan!

nYou could have just stripped down the village…

n*I mean, it’s adorable, but…*

nAlfi glanced at the chat and then frowned. “Why are you all talking about the village?”

nIt has food and everything!

nThere were carrots!

nwood and stone are right there

n*You didn’t check the chests!*

n*Go take a bed!*

nAlfi’s frown deepened. “I’m not going to take things from them.” She leaned back and crossed her arms. “Do you know how hard it is to make a living as an ordinary villager? You spend your whole life just trying to get by and then some haughty young master or noble comes by and demands tribute. And you can’t refuse because they’ll kill you. And even when you do give it to them, they’ll try to kill you anyway to get more.”

nT-That’s…

nB-But it’s a game?

n*No, no. She has a point.*

n*Agh… can’t take it. She’s too pure…*

nAlfi shook her head and said, “I’m not going to be like that. Those villagers worked hard to live their life. So I’m going to work hard just like them to live-“

n*Sssss*

nOH NO!

nRUN!

n*BEHIND YOU!*

n*A CREEP!*

nAlfi blinked. “H-Huh? Run? Behind me? A cre-“

n*BOOM*

n“EEEEEK!”

nYou died!

nScore: 0

nRespawn

nTitle screen

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nAlfi leaned forward and covered her face. “Uuu… I died without accomplishing anything…”

nwwww

n*lol*

n*no good deed goes unpunished, huh?*

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