Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

“??”

What was this situation? They were just having a fun conversation, when had it turned into a spite war?

Qi Shan was angry: What’s wrong with me? I graduated from Yale University with high honors, I even have two Masters. Why would I not be good enough for you!? Also, my looks are charming and seductive. I have the looks, the capability, and the money. What’s wrong with you?

Ning Meng thought to herself. It had only been a few seconds, but he had typed so many words out. Wasn’t his speed extremely fast? Oh, sorry. She had forgotten that this stupid guy was a hacker.

Zhen Shanmei’s speed was much slower: So what if your education résumé looks good? I like music! Do you even understand music?

Qi Shan: Did I not play the piano for you today?

Zhen Shanmei: When you were playing, I wished I was Beethoven.

Qi Shan: ?? Are you giving me high compliments?

Zhen Shanmei: Nope. I’m saying that I wished that I was deaf. Your music made me feel as if the thunder had killed my ears. It made me lose my fervent love for music!

Under normal circumstances, she had never seen Zhen Shanmei being this smooth with her words. She interrupted their argument: Wait, you both went out on a date today?

Qi Shan: Yes! It was not easy for me to beg the boss to give me a one-day holiday and leave the S Club, but I had never expected that the woman would be her!

Zhen Shanmei: So what if it’s me? Did I waste your time?

Qi Shan: Definitely. My mum would have never let me talk to women with an IQ of lower than fifty.

Ning Meng could not stand it any longer. They were having a decent conversation and now suddenly it had turned into a warzone? The silly Zhen Shanmei was her good friend, and it was at this crucial moment that she needed Ning Meng to come to her rescue.

Zhen Shanmei had sent her a private message: Sh*t Sh*t Sh*t! Help me roast him back!!

Ning Meng replied with an “OK” emoticon and cut to their conversation in the group.

Ning Meng: Isn’t your IQ the lowest in this group? @Qi Shan

Qi Shan: Hmph! How is that possible? I’m d*mn smart.

Ning Meng: Sure. Then let’s have a quiz. Let’s see who’s smarter.

Qi Shan: Give me the question.

Ning Meng: Are you ready? @Zhen Shanmei

Zhen Shanmei: I’m ready.

Ning Meng: A long time ago, there was a mountain. It was called I’m a real mountain. Inside the mountain, there was a temple. It was called I’m a real temple. Inside the temple, there was a sore. Tell me, what was this sore called?

Right after she had sent this text.

Qi Shan: I’m a real sore.

Qi Shan: What a simple question! This was just a test of speed.

Zhen Shanmei replied soon after: F*ck! Why do you type so fast? You actually won!

Qi Shan was smug: Of course! Who do you think you’re talking to?

Zhen Shanmei: Fine. At least you type way faster than me. I admit your intelligence.

“??”

Was this the important point?

Qi Shan paused for a while. Soon after, he furiously replied: Sh*t! Get over here, you stupid woman! How dare you plant another trap!

After he had sent this, he quickly edited the words: Sh*t! Get over here, Missus! How dare you plant another trap!

“…”

Zhen Shanmei: Hahaha, I finally understand! You just insulted yourself to be a sore! Hahahaha!

Ning Meng: …

Su Ye: …

Fei Bai: Both of you are too stupid. Kill.

Qi Shan: … I was thinking to pull Little Queen into the group.

Fei Bai: ?

Fei Bai: Why do you have her WeChat?

Fei Bai: Explain it clearly.