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nTh…this is…

nI take the mysterious sphere in my hand . The result of the appraisal, before its true form, I lost my words .

nMagic: 3

nATK: 3850

nDefense: 2743

nAgility: 4211

nMagic Attack: 1

nMagic defense: 1456

nLuck: 0

nCharm: 10

nThe result of the appraisal of each ball is this .

nIn other words, the meaning of these balls is…

n“……That clever monkey’s status ah?

nAbsolute disassembly . It leaves even the status . Outrageous . Hell the magic is low! The magic attack is the same as me .

nLuck is 0…… to die because of my armpit odor . All in all, it can’t be a mistake .

nIt’s painful that the charm is above mine . I am below the monkey in charm… A…are? Fluids flow from my eyes…… I won’t ever say it’s sweat!!!

n“Uwaaa… what should I do with this?”

nMost likely, I can make the status my own . How should I say it… it appears more useable than the time I got the skills . Such a thing happens when I have the sphere before my eyes . Somehow the violent light that I am getting used to appears and again it enters my body . Then, like the time I acquired the skills, a voice flowing in my head resounds .

n“Additional status has been confirmed . For status of more than 1000, 1

/10 of that number will be added . ”

nIn other words, that ridiculous attack power, though not all of it, will become mine .

nAttack power 380, defense 274, something like that?

n“……Maaa suddenly getting in my hands an absurd power……”

nAnd precisely because I thought so, on the contrary I was relieved that not all of it got into my hands .

nSuddenly getting the clever monkey’s speed and strength will be hard for me to use .

n“……After collecting all the drop items, I will confirm the status . ”

nAnd so, the last remaining is a single treasure chest .

nIt’s not very big . It’s small enough to fit in both of my palms .

n“… . . As there is no keyhole, it will open directly… . What is in it?”

nBecause a treasure chest is something that stimulates your curiosity!

n“……Yosh!”

nI make up my mind and open the treasure chest .

nInside the opened box is a chain and a bag that contains something .

n“Wh…what? This chain…”

nI pick up the chain with my hands and look at it .

nThis size, as an accessory, is only long enough to be attached to the belt loop of the pants .

n“Well…… I am not into accessories . ”

nMaa, I analyze it immediately because I couldn’t understand it even if I continued thinking .

nKensaru Chain: To be attached to the belt loop . ‘Rare class equipment’ .

nWhen equipped, the rate of collecting rare items in a field goes up .

n“OHHH”

nThis is amazing . This rare item I got in my hands is because of absolute disassembly!?

nEven so, the effect is wonderful! Even if I am able to surely recover the rare drop items from the other party that was defeated using absolute disassembly, the probability of recovering a rare item in a field is low!

n“Even so…… this rare class… I wonder if this rare part expresses the rare percentage of appearances . ED note: rare percentage as in low percentage

nSomehow after using the skill Appraisal, the description shown is rare drop . In the end, the knowledge that I received from God about this world is still unimproved .

n“Normally the rare drops go to the high luck guys . It doesn’t have anything to do with me, no?”

nThen why me with my luck of 0? Is it from my upbringing until now? Or is it from the looks?

nMaa I will certainly die because everything I analyze always has bad statuses . My luck is 0 . It isn’t a mistake…… right?

n“Maa, it doesn’t matter so what’s inside this bag?”

nAfter I immediately equip the chain that was in my hands, this time I take out the bag that came along with the chain in the treasure box . It’s a size that I can hold in the palm of my hand, but somehow I can feel heaviness from it .

n“What is inside?”

nI check the contents—-

n“Coin?”

nInside the bag, there is a type of coin I’ve never seen before .

n“What?…Three silver coins, five gold coins… and a color thinner than silver…… color of platinum? One coin……”

nThis is…… the currency of this world? (TL note:the original says this world’s gold but that feels a little weird so I changed it to currency)

nUhnn… I don’t know their worth . Furthermore, in the place I am right now, there is no meaning to money…

nMaa the worth of money should be written in the other world knowledge that I got from God . So I believe .

n“Let’s see…… I recovered all the drop items and appraised them . ”

nI didn’t level up?

nCertainly the way used to defeat it was horrible, but the opponent was level 120, you know!! I think my level has to go up .

n“It’s weird…… I’m sure my level was going to go up . ”

nI tilt my neck while muttering so .

n‘Confirmed a large amount of experience gain . From this point the evolution will happen . ’

n“Yes?”

nWhen I tilt my neck due to the words that have suddenly flowed through the head —-

n“‘m N!? Oh, my head!!” TL note: It’s supposed to be a sound of surprise .

nSuddenly a tremendous pain runs in my head .

n“Ite~e~e~e~e~e~eeeeeee! What was that!? Suddenly what!? Seriously it hurts!?”

nI have such severe pain in my head that it seems it’s splitting open! Without realizing it, I fall to the ground holding my head .

n“Aaaaaaagrggaggga!!!!”

nHurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts! Seriously it hurts!!!!

nDue to too much pain, I am unable to think calmly . Then suddenly I hear a weird sound .

nBakibakibaki! (TL note: Don’t ask me what the hell is this . )

n“What’s that sound!? What itetetetete!”

nI have a bad feeling . Because I certainly heard that sound coming from my head! When I was suffering from this atrocious pain, suddenly that pain just vanished .

n“Itetetete!…A…are?”

nI tilt my neck from the sudden pain .

n“Just what ha—-”

nMy words stopped there . This time my face is assaulted with the atrocious pain .

n“Guoooooooooghrt!!!!”

nSeriously what the hell! It’s terribly painful!

nI hold my face with both hands and again roll on the ground .

nGukibakigukya .

n“There it is!! That bad sound is coming from my face!?”

nWhat is happening!? Either way it hurts so much!!!!!

n“Ugaaaaaaaaaa!—- N…n?”

nYet again the pain abruptly vanishes .

n“Really what is—”

nThis time, severe pain runs through my body .

n“Mooo iyaaaaaaaaahh”

nGukigukibakigukyabekya!

n“My bo…bones argh! My muscles aaaaargh . ”

nSomeone! Someone help me! HELP! HEEEEEELP! (TL note: the last two helps are said in English)

nIt hurts! What the hell is happening to my body!? It’s terribly painful! This situation, it’s not normal!

n“Moiyada…” ED note: It means enough or no more .

nI hold my body . I murmur involuntarily while rolling on the ground .

nI think that normally you faint if the pain is beyond a certain tolerance range, but there is no sign of me fainting at all .

nDo I have to endlessly taste this severe pain? I don’t wanna!

nTears overflow regardless of my intention .

n“Agaa ah ah Aagh!”

nAs I look around rolling on the ground, once again the severe pain I had until a little while ago disappears and it seems like a lie .

n“Ze~e …… Ze~e ……”

nJust what the hell is happening…!

nI think that a thought of “Something suddenly evolved” flows through my head . Why do I have to be attacked by this severe pain?

n“Moo with this, it’s already over?”

nI murmur so with an erratic breath while somehow raising my body but——-

n“Oooooooohgh!!!!”

nThis time, it’s the lower part of my body that is in terrifying pain!

n“Aaaaaagh! Lower part, no! No good!”

nGukigukibekibokibakigushamekya!

n“An amazing sound without precedent is ringing through!!”

nWhen I thought the pain in my head stopped, next was my face . When I thought the pain in my face stopped, next it was my body . When I thought the pain in my body, next was my lower body!!

n“Someone help me . ”

nCan nothing be done about this pain? I did well not becoming disabled! In a way, it’s amazing!

n“……Wait, this is not the time to be praising myseeeeeeeelf!!”

nBone!! It broke! Absolutely! What’s more, a part that can’t be trained no matter what is screaming! Give me a break!

nIf this keeps going like this, I…… will stop being a man!… . It can be that I can’t use it again . But that’s not the problem!! The pain felt can’t be compared to another part!

n“Why is this happening……!”

nI clench my teeth desperately in an attempt to endure the pain .

n“……Aaaaaaagh!”

nI can’t hold it at all . It hurts so bad! Moo I hate this!

nI am seriously desperately praying when the voice in my head sounds .

n‘Evolution has been completed . 1000 points will be added to all stats . ’

n“I…it’s over?”

nSomehow incredible words just popped out, but more than that, in my head is only the thought of being released from the severe pain .

n“Ha~a…… ha~a…… ha~a……”

nYo…yosh I calm down……

nI take a deep breath several times in order to adjust my breathing . And I open the status in order to confirm “evolution” and the meaning of the word that I heard before the severe pain started .

n«Hiiragi Seiichi»

nRace: New Humanity

nGender: Male

nOccupation: Homeless

nAge: 17

nLevel: 1

nMagic: 1020

nATK: 1386

nDefense: 1275

nAgility: 1422

nMagic attack: 1001

nMagic defense: 1147

nLuck: 1000

nCharm:

n«Equipment»

nUltimate weapon: the school uniform . Ultimate weapon: the student pants . Underwear of sure death . Shirt of sure death .

n«Skill»

nIntermediate level Appraisal, Absolute Disassembly, Paralysis resistance, Wind resistance, Sleep resistance, Confusion resistance, Charm resistance, Petrification resistance, Hindrance resistance, Poison Resistance, Cutting leg, Moment, Super Compounding, Tool Production: Super First-class

n«State»

nEvolution × 9 . Fatigue

n«Possession gold»

n10530000G

n“It’s weird!”

nI did a tsukkomi at my own stats without realizing .

n“My initial status was 1 so why suddenly this inflation!?”

nEvolution panel? The effect is too terrific! I knew the second part of the words was not a lie? I didn’t hear it . Furthermore «State», the part of evolution is at MAX x9…… And it is to say, I still have to experience nine times that severe pain!?

nIyaa…… certainly the stats that appeared are amazing but…… I don’t have the confidence to withstand 9 more times .

n“Why wasn’t the bonus added to the charm part? Isn’t it weird!?”

n1000 is added to all status, no!? Where did the 1000 charm go!? I seriously have 0 charm?

nAnd the race, I don’t understand it, seems to be new human .

nThen again the thing I am most curious about is why after defeating the clever monkey I am still at level 1!

nDid you mean, for that “evolution” thing, it consumed all the obtained experience value!?

n“U wa~a……somehow there are a lot of things to be depressed about wa~a……’

nIt happens when I drop my line of sight to the ground .

n“Nn?”

nI feel a strange sense of discomfort .

nStrange . Somewhere is wrong .

n“…What?” Below(・・)it’s the ground like normal .

n“!”

nI touch my belly in a hurry .

n“……I…I lost weight…!!”

nYes, my feeling of discomfort was because before, I saw my belly when I looked at the ground, but now I see the ground beautifully . Before, my belly disrupted my vision of the ground .

n“Seriously I lost weight!! And the stretched skin that appears after losing so much weight is not there! Even that situation is avoided!”

nTh…this is amazing……! That pig-like me slimmed! Diet effect is amazing!!… . I wonder if there are more surprises . But, the fact that I lost weight is very important now for me .

n“Somehow, I also seem to be building up muscles……”

nI think so while touching my own belly . It’s abnormally tight .

n“Maa, it’s probably my imagination . Furthermore, getting slim doesn’t change me being disgusting . ”

nI conclude . My pants feel weird .

n“Are……My pants are falling……”

nWhy?… There is no reason to think about it . I slimmed down .

n“I am really happy that I slimmed down, but the clothes I am wearing…”

nThe upper part of the clothes I am wearing feels absolutely saggy .

nIt can’t be helped . I put the belt in the tightest hole and somehow it’s holding up .

n“The upper part…… I have no choice but to give up!”

nI do so and realize another abnormality .

n“N?…Somehow I got the feeling that my viewpoint is taller…”

nDid I get taller? In this short period of time?

n“…It can’t be . Suddenly losing weight is a thing . but suddenly getting taller is impossible . The bones are different than fat . ”

nMaa, I also don’t think I have gotten thin suddenly…… . isn’t it?

n“Only, that sound that is not supposed to be heard that came from all over my body… it can be possible . ”

nUn… . It’s fine . There doesn’t seem to be trouble for the moment .

nI don’t understand the reason . If you experience that horrible pain that makes you slim down, it could sell…… Iyaa impossible . To make you want to endure that pain… . Just how much do you want to lose weight? Take care of yourself .

n“Saa… . What will I do next…”

nI sit down on the ground, thinking .

n“In the battle against the clever monkey, I used two first class recovery medicines…”

nI understand the method of making them from the knowledge of the clever monkey and the location of the herbs as well .

nMoreover, to make the first class recovery medicines, I need water and right now I am quite thirsty and want it .

n“… . Yosh! First let’s think on how to survive in this forest . For that objective, I have to make full use of the knowledge I got from the clever monkey . ”

nSo I decide, let’s work .

n“I will do it!!!

nWhat I should do?… . Saa?

nED note: This guy became a cow with all his “Moo” (I know it’s not like a cow mooing) .

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