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nTranslator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

nEveryone had their own little secrets, including Wang Ling, who had a habit of writing his down in his diary — this was a major trait of the Wang family. The old man, Father Wang, Mother Wang, and even Loopy Toad who had joined them not long ago had the habit of writing things down. While Loopy Toad had indeed started keeping a diary to practice its writing, it ultimately became a habit as time went by.

nThe things the Wang family wrote were the stuff of legends – these weren’t empty words, but were verified by past experiences.

nAs Wang Ling was writing in his diary today, he accidentally flipped back to his entry on his birthday last year.

nHis experience that day had been quite mystical.

nDecember 26th, 4395.

nAt that time, Wang Ling wasn’t as close yet to Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal and the others, Sixology hadn’t been created, Sevenology controlled everything under heaven, the koi fish phenomenon had yet to happen, theImmortal King hadn’t been adapted into a cartoon, the group Calorie wasn’t popular yet, Liu Qiangdong hadn’t been arrested, the most beautiful Yu Quan duo hadn’t gotten their wings clipped, nor had the “the breeze of reform has brought great changes” guichu video lyric gone viral 1 .

nWhen Wang Ling woke up that day, he looked at the Heavenly Dao calendar, which was the cause of everything that happened that day.

nCultivation Calendar: December 26th, 4395.

nDo: Have weddings and funerals, travel, make friends, study, work

nDon’t: Eat snacks

n“…”

nWang Ling looked down at the crispy noodle snack in his hand.

nAlthough he hadn’t opened the packet, his hand had already begun to tremble slightly.

nThis Heavenly Dao calendar… would have been created by Heavenly Dao, right?

nNo way!

nHe had to change it!

nNot allowed to eat snacks on his birthday – how was he going to get through the day?!

nBut at that time, Wang Ling and the six Heavenly Dao didn’t have such a close relationship yet.

nHe drew an equivalent exchange array with the hand that was holding the crispy noodle snack packet and summoned the Heavenly Dao little golden man.

nThe little golden man’s hands were also shaking. “You… now what do you want?”

nWang Ling’s gaze turned to the calendar, and his intent was very clear.

n“The Heavenly Dao calendar was approved by the Heavenly Dao Calendar Governing General Assembly yesterday; the actual decision wasn’t made by the six Great Heavenly Dao, but by the Three Thousand Heavenly Dao which they represent, and everyone had to cast a vote. Don’t blame me, I didn’t tick ‘eating snacks.'” The little golden man wiped at his cold sweat.

nHe knew too well what this little master in front of him looked like when he was furious, and didn’t dare provoke him at all.

n“Take me back to yesterday.” Wang Ling fixed his eyes on the little golden man as he spoke telepathically.

nThe little golden man’s mouth dropped open. He didn’t have the right to refuse the transaction, and was about to ask what Wang Ling had prepared for the exchange. In the end, when he noticed the crispy noodle snack packet in Wang Ling’s hand, his heart instantly turned cold – as expected, it was expired…

nGiving a long sigh, the Heavenly Dao little golden man activated the time corridor to yesterday.

nWang Ling strode in without hesitation.

nUnlike when the Heavenly Dao Governing Committee met, this Heavenly Dao Calendar Governing General Assembly was held in a large venue similar to a gym. When Wang Ling reached the entrance, he saw many little golden men picking up the voting devices. When the general assembly officially started, this voting device would be the important factor in determining the dos and don’ts in the calendar.

n“This is the voting device, please take it.” The little golden man working at the venue gave every little golden man who entered a device.

nIt was Wang Ling’s turn.

n“This is the voting device, please…” Looking up, the little golden man was just about to hand over the voting device when he realized that this was actually a human…

nWrong!

nHow could a human show up here?!

nOn the side, the little golden man who had led the way for Wang Ling hurriedly shot the other party a warning glance and whispered, “If you don’t want to die, hurry up and give him a voting device.”

nUnfortunately, the little golden man giving out the devices was incredibly stiff-necked. “No way! Only our Heavenly Dao little golden men can use this device! I definitely can’t give one to this human! He can’t even enter the venue!”

nRight after that, Wang Ling directly stretched out one hand and lightly flicked this little golden man in the forehead.

nBam!

nThere was an explosion, resulting in a small mushroom cloud.

nThe little golden man giving out the voting devices was reduced to flying dust.

nThe golden man acting as a guide sighed. ” Ai …”

nThese brothers, was there any need…

nHeavenly Dao couldn’t die, but it would probably take a very long time for this little golden man, who had exploded into a small mushroom cloud and turned into dust, to be restored.

nAfter that, Wang Ling took the rest of the voting devices.

nThe little golden men who were still in line stared blankly; although angry, they didn’t dare protest.

nAnd so, after ten minutes or so.

nA mystical scene took place at the venue for the Heavenly Dao Calendar Governing General Assembly.

nA human youngster created hundreds of clones, each of whom held a voting device as they waited to vote.

nMeanwhile, on the other side, the golden men whose voting devices had been snatched from them trembled as they huddled together.

nAfter the venue quieted down, a platform in the center slowly rose as the six Great Heavenly Dao presiding over the meeting showed up.

nWhen they saw a human actually sitting inside the venue after grabbing a voting device, they were already prepared to suppress him – in the end, after clearly making out his face, they restlessly withdrew their hands…

nSimilarly…

nThey were angry, but didn’t dare protest.

nStrength Heavenly Dao cleared his throat. “Colleagues, as usual, we are having the Heavenly Dao Calendar Governing General Assembly today to vote on the dos and don’ts items for tomorrow, December 26th, based on our meeting discussion.”

nAfter saying this, Strength Heavenly Dao glanced at Wang Ling and said haltingly, “Next, I’ll first discuss the ‘don’t’ items for tomorrow.

n“I observed the stars last night and noticed that the Emperor Star is at its apex, which is a sign of a great person’s radiant soul. Thus, I specially propose a ban on recreational activities tomorrow… Among playing games, reading comics, binge-watching dramas, reading novels and eating snacks, which one should we ban? Please think it over carefully, then vote.”

nStrength Heavenly Dao thought that his hint was quite clear.

nBut he felt that the voting this time wouldn’t go very smoothly.

nBecause the Heavenly Dao little golden men didn’t feel the urge to eat to begin with…

nSo, during the voting, Strength Heavenly Dao already had a bad feeling.

nStrength Heavenly Dao: “Brother Time… can you turn time back… I’ll remove the ‘eating snacks’ item…”

nTime Heavenly Dao: “Too late! Brother Strength! You’re too late!”

nStrength Heavenly Dao: “…”

nAs soon as Time Heavenly Dao said the words, a series of explosions started to ring out in the whole venue.

nFor a moment, countless mushroom clouds rose around them.

nA few seconds later, the only one left in the massive venue was Wang Ling.

nAnd his clones…

nThe six Great Heavenly Dao watched the mushroom clouds fill the venue.

nThey were angry, but didn’t dare protest.

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