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nChapter 55 – Fourth Review Product! (2)

nTransdimensional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, congratulations. Your true subscriber count has broken through the 40,000 mark.”

nSunday, morning:

nChen Yu woke up to the vibration of his phone beneath his pillow. After he tapped on his phone screen in a daze, the first thing that entered his sight was this message. Energy immediately filled him, and he became fully awake.

nChen Yu: “When did it happen?”

nTransdimensional Marketing: “Just now. Congratulations.”

n“Nice!”

nChen Yu hurriedly got out of bed, then sat at his study table and opened his laptop to visit Bilibili’s platform.

n…

nTransdimensional Review! Golden Finger from the future!

nViews: 1,499,273

nBullet comments: 21,988

nComments: 34,859

nLikes: 114,442

nShares: 98,400

nDonated Coins: 72,872

nBilibili subscribers: 855,240

n…

nIn just one week, he had gained 1.5 million views!

nMoreover, this was only his third review video!

nNobody on Bilibili could compete with his growth speed.

nWhat a pity. If I weren’t being actively censored on the internet, my popularity would be even greater.

nWith a regretful grunt, Chen Yu exited Bilibili and entered his Profile page on the Transdimensional Marketing Terminal. Compared to Bilibili’s statistics, he was more concerned about the statistics here.

n…

nName: Chen Yu

nGrade: E (Prohibited from Worldwide Livestreaming)

nSubscribers: 40,132

nMain Target: Complete at least two of four missions. Target achieved. (2

/2)

nAdditional Target 1: Complete at least three of four missions. Target achieved. (3

/3)

nAdditional Target 2: Complete four of four missions. (3

/4)

nMission 1: Reach (808,924

/500) viewers and (40,132

/50) subscribers on the first advertisement. Mission complete.

nMission 2: Reach (808,924

/5,000) viewers and (40,132

/500) subscribers on the second advertisement. Mission complete.

nMission 3: Reach (808,924

/50,000) viewers and (40,132

/5,000) subscribers on the third advertisement. Mission complete.

nMission 4: Reach (808,924

/500,000) viewers and (40,132

/50,000) subscribers on the fourth advertisement. Mission incomplete.

n…

nI just need around 9,000 subscribers. It’s a done deal. My girl is secured.

nAfter excitedly rubbing his palms together, Chen Yu pulled out his phone and typed a message.

nChen Yu: “Will the express delivery arrive later? Can you send it to me ahead of time so that I can start making the video sooner?”

nTransdimensional Marketing: “I’m sorry, Mr. Chen. The product can only arrive at 9 A.M. sharp.”

nChen Yu: “Alright, then. Can you tell me what the product is? I know the rules. I just wish to know if this product can help with hiding my identity.”

nTransdimensional Marketing: “It will! It will be of great help! Mr. Chen, please rest assured!”

nUpon seeing these words, Chen Yu excitedly clenched his fist. He then sent a 200 yuan red packet1 through WeChat without hesitation.

nTransdimensional Marketing: “Thank you for your goodwill, Mr. Chen. However, we are unable to collect this money.”

nChen Yu: “I know you can’t collect it. That’s why I sent it. (Unsent)”

nChen Yu: “What a pity.”

nTransdimensional Marketing: “:)”

nExiting WeChat, Chen Yu took a look at the time.

nIt was currently half past seven in the morning.

nThere was still an hour and a half before the express delivery arrived.

n“This is agony!”

nTaking a deep breath, Chen Yu walked to the door and carefully opened it.

nThud!

nAs soon as Chen Yu opened the door, something fell in front of him.

nWhen he lowered his head for a closer look, he discovered that it was a bag of tattered clothes.

nObviously, this was Chen Yike’s prank on him.

n“It’s been two days already. That little girl is still angry at me?”

nWhile saying so, Chen Yu kicked the bag of clothes. However, as soon as he did so, a sharp pain came from his foot.

n“Ouch!”

nChen Yu cried out in pain and hurriedly squatted down to hug his foot.

n“It hurts…”

nHuff! Huff!

nBlowing at his foot a few times, Chen Yu discovered that two small drops of blood had seeped out of his toe.

nIn a fit of anger, Chen Yu reached out and tore the bundle of clothing apart, only to see a cactus ball roll out of the bundle!

nIt turned out that the falling bundle of clothing wasn’t meant to hit him at all. Instead, it was meant to hide the “hidden weapon” inside it, as well as fake him into dropping his guard.

n“*&@#* ***…”

nChen Yu’s face flushed with anger. This prank made him feel as if he was being overwhelmed in terms of intelligence.

n“Chen Yike!”

nClenching his fists, Chen Yu angrily stalked into the living room and pushed open the door to Chen Yike’s room. Just as he was about to start berating Chen Yike, however…

nSplash!

nA tub of water came falling toward him, drenching him.

nChen Yu: “…”

nHearing the noise, Chen Yike drowsily rubbed her eyes. When she saw Chen Yu’s drenched figure, she yawned and said, “Morning.”

nRemoving the tub and wiping the remnant water on his face, Chen Yu gnashed his teeth as he shouted, “Chen Yike! You’re going too far!”

n“Who told you to barge into my room?” Sitting up on her bed, Chen Yike stretched her body as she said, “I washed my feet last night and was too lazy to get rid of it immediately, so I placed it above the door. Is there a problem with that?”

n“What?! A foot wash!?”

nChen Yu’s anger flared even further at this discovery. He immediately tried to pounce on Chen Yike. However, as soon as he moved forward, he tripped over a few strips of transparent Scotch tape and fell to the floor.

nThud!

nThe floorboards trembled slightly at Chen Yu’s fall.

nChen Yu: “…”

nSeeing this, Chen Yike tossed aside her blanket and lazily got off her bed. She then left her room, stepping on Chen Yu’s bum on her way out.

n“What fine weather today. I’m happy.”

nChen Yu: “…”

n…

nHalf an hour later, the Chen family crowded around the dining table and started having breakfast.

n“Chen Yu, how much did you earn these past few days?” Mother Chen asked.

nAt these words, Father Chen, who sat beside Mother Chen, instantly perked up his ears.

n“I earned 7,000.”

n“That much?!” Mother Chen’s eyes glowed at Chen Yu’s answer. Stretching out her hand, she said, “Give it to your mother. I’ll keep it safe for you.”

n“No.” Frowning, Father Chen said, “Give it to your father. I’ll keep it for you.”

n“Uh…” Chen Yu immediately grew hesitant in this situation.

n“Give it to your mother!”

n“Give it to your father!”

n“Have you forgotten how much your mother loves you? You must give it to me!”

n“Does that mean your father doesn’t love you? I give you meat every day! Give it to me!”

n“Your father has a bad heart! He used to rub your cheeks every day when you were young to warm his hands!”

n“Does that mean your mother has a good heart? Instead of buying you milk, she simply fed you crushed vegetables when you were young!”

n“Old Chen! Stop spouting nonsense! He should’ve started eating rice already back then!”

n“You have the gall to say that?! It’s because you didn’t provide our son with enough nutrients when he was young that his intelligence did not develop properly!”

nChen Yu: “?”

nRolling up her sleeves, Mother Chen said, “If milk has nutrients, does that mean rice and vegetables don’t have nutrients?”

nSmacking the table, Father Chen said, “Are they even the same thing? A cat is a cat! Does that mean a panda is a cat, as well?2”

n“You’re taking things out of context! They don’t make sense!”

n“You’re the one that doesn’t make sense! A seahorse isn’t a horse! A pineapple isn’t a pear!3” After saying so, Father Chen pointed at Chen Yu agitatedly and continued, “A single dog4 isn’t a dog, either!”

nChen Yu: “???”

nStanding up from his seat, Chen Yu hurriedly interrupted the argument between his parents, saying, “Hey! What does this have to do with me?! Why are you attack—”

n“You shut up!” Pointing her chopsticks at Chen Yu, Mother Chen barked to Father Chen, “Why isn’t a single dog a dog? Wait, no… I mean, why isn’t Chen Yu a dog? Wait, no… What does our son have to do with dogs?! Why are you insulting dogs in our argument?! Wait, no…”

nChen Yu: “…”

nTurning around, Chen Yu quietly left the kitchen and returned to his room. He then huddled in a corner of the room.

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nIn the end, he spent an entire hour staring lifelessly at the wall.

nAt 9 A.M. sharp, a spatial vortex suddenly appeared inside his room.

nThud.

nA long, white box fell onto the floor.

nThe fourth review product had arrived.

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