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nTranslator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

nA certain little kid was about to explode with anger!

nThe more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Fired up by his rage, he rushed over here on his own!

nThe little kid’s handsome face was tense. He raised his fist to knock a few times, but in the end, he slapped Lu An’s door hard.

nIt was only four or five in the afternoon. Only little Fifth Brother Lu Xingran and his two friends were at home.

nEven Grandpa had dressed up and followed Little Sister to her workplace to play.

nIt was also because the game’s new dungeons and characters still needed to be modified that little Fifth Brother was forced to stay at home.

nWhen he heard the loud knocking on the door, little Fifth Brother was really a little stumped. He was still busy, so he called for little Ergou to open the door.

nWhen the kid saw a certain snake, now big and thick, staring fixedly at him, his heart tightened, but he quickly calmed down.

nMore than ten months had passed, and the snake had grown a lot longer and gained a lot of weight. Its body was round and smooth, and it was wearing a festive cotton jacket. Ling Mo recognized it at a glance.

nThis was his little uncle’s snake, which had healed his hand and valiantly defeated that Fei monster.

nThe doctor had clearly said that his hand was crippled and that he couldn’t do much with it in the future, but ever since the snake treated him, Ling Mo felt his hand getting stronger and stronger, and there was no longer any problem with it. The doctor had also been shocked when Ling Mo had gone for a follow-up.

nIt was all thanks to this snake!

nThe little kid’s expression turned soft, before he abruptly became even more furious.

nNo wonder he couldn’t find the snake later. It was actually their family who had hidden it away?

nHmph!

nThe little kid suppressed his anger and greeted the snake kindly, but before he could say anything…

nA certain snake glanced at him with a bored expression, then raised its head and yawned. It turned around and went back to its nest to sleep.

nIt was the middle of the winter and should be hibernating, yet it was being called upon all day long. Did they think it wouldn’t be cold after putting on a jacket?

nAnnoying~

nOh, right, where was that d*mn robot?

nGrandpa had gone out to play with that d*mn woman. It didn’t need to take care of Grandpa today, right?

nA certain snake looked around gloomily and suddenly realized that the d*mn robot was flirting with the dog again!

nAhhh, d*mn, it was flirting with the dog again!

nHow many times had it said it? That wasn’t little Ergou, that wasn’t little Ergou. The snake was the real Ergou, alright?

nA certain little Ergou was about to explode with anger.

nIt all started with that day —

nThat day, after the d*mn woman came back, the instant noodle spirit was still the considerate one. He was the only one among them who asked the d*mn woman where Ergou was, and had seemed very sad and worried about it.

nThen, the d*mn woman told him the truth, that the snake was little Ergou.

n“Really?”

nThe instant noodle spirit looked like he didn’t believe it, and secretly reached out to touch its head.

nSeeing that he actually cared so much about it, it smiled and poked him twice with the tip of its tail.

nThen, the instant noodle spirit probably believed that it was little Ergou, although he was a little resistant.

nPerhaps it was because he didn’t like snakes?

nHe even played with it affectionately for a while.

nBut at that moment, a fluffy puppy suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

nIt was about the same size as when Ergou had first found the d*mn woman, but it was whiter and cleaner. It even acted more pitifully with those sparkling puppy eyes! F*ck!

nIt looked timidly at the instant noodle spirit, and seemed a little afraid?

nIt was like a soft, milky-white fur dumpling that had stumbled into a strange place.

nA certain instant noodle spirit, which had been stroking the snake a second ago, suddenly turned around, and his black eyes had already turned into stars which shot directly in the dog’s direction. It was over!!!

nHe carefully picked up the dog and said in a sweet voice, “Little cutie, where are you from?

n“Don’t be scared, no one will bully you here. Be good~”

nWith that, he leaned down and rubbed his face on the dog twice.

nThat intoxicated expression – it was like he was about to fly to heaven!

nTo be honest, he had never spoken so sweetly to Ergou like that before!

nThen, naturally, little Ergou…

nFell out of favor.

nThat was right, it fell out of favor!

nAnd that wasn’t all. Even a certain d*mn robot started to circle that little dog all day.

nIt always talked about how the puppy was new here, how it was still young, how it was weak — there were all sorts of reasons.

nIn short: “Ergou, you’re already an adult snake. You should be understanding and take good care of Xiao Bai. It’s the weakest and most pitiful in our family.”

nThat was right, they even gave it a super cute name — Xiao Bai!

nEveryone doted on it!

nF*ck, wasn’t Ergou weak and pitiful?

nIt secretly turned around and looked at its body. Forget it, it should just go back to its nest and sleep.

nJust then, little Fifth Brother paused in his work.

nHe wanted to see who it was this time who was being a pain, and in the end…

n“What are you doing here?” You’re definitely going to shout about how my little sister is an idiot!

nLittle Fifth Brother’s gaze immediately turned disdainful. He sized up Ling Mo and wanted to chase him out.

nHowever, the kid wasn’t looking at him at all. His black eyes were fixed on a certain snake.

nHe saw that it was a rather high-class snake nest. A blanket had fallen out from the side, and part of it was clearly darker.

nIt was actually wet?

n“Is this how you take care of it?” They didn’t want to take good care of it?

nA certain little kid was about to explode with anger. His eyes were red. Who knew how terribly the little snake had been living these days?

n“Little snake, don’t be afraid. Brother Ling Mo is here. Brother Ling Mo will take you home, alright?”

nLing Mo whispered a few words into its ear. His gaze was full of heartache as he reached out and stroked its head comfortingly.

nIts head!

nLittle Ergou, who was suddenly being doted on, was dumbfounded. It raised its little face meekly and pointed the tip of its tail at the silly little white dog.

nIt looked like it was about to cry.

nLing Mo quickly understood. “It was the dog. It deliberately wet your blanket, right?

n“Don’t worry, I’ll help you teach it a lesson!”

nWith that, a certain little kid rolled up his sleeves. His dark and scary eyes were already fixed on an utterly befuddled Xiao Bai, who was still following little Anzi around.

nOn the other side, a certain little fifth brother…

n“Are you crazy?”

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