n083 – I Will Not Recognize It As The Destruction Devil

nPosted on March 4, 2017 by crazypumkin

nEditor: Poor_Hero

nTN: Well, I hold off from saying that this is going to be a short arc for some reason I can’t fathom… This is a short arc.

nI had fun reading all your speculations about how Will defeats Demon but guys, just a warning. This is a comedy. This is a comedy. This is a comedy. Important things must be said thrice.

nThis arc will end with the next chapter. Well, to sum this arc up, it’s CROSS DRESSING, Ivan and maybe a dash of The DESTRUCTION DEVIL Demon. Oh, I forgot Spinel but eh, he’s not important.

nThe direction Shadow-guy was pointing at was, of course, the place where the 3 of them were laying flat on the ground, covered by my barrier.

nIf Zirco-san’s words were true, that God Slaying Sword Demon was using could cut through anything. This was going to be really problematic.

nThe barrier I set up would most likely by cut down easily. All the attributes, Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, and even Void, which didn’t even exist got cut

/destroyed with that broadsword.

nI can escape, but what about the 3 of them?

nIt went without saying for Ivan-san but I had experience with the aftermath of being bound by the Collar Of Slavery. They won’t be able to move for a while.

nIf that Shadow-guy knew about it and that I would release the collars and planned all this in advance, I would admit that he was clever. As one would expect from an underworld specialist. His cunningness was unparalleled.

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n” Stop fooling around, you bastard! ”

n” I am not fooling around. Sorry for this late introduction. My name is not ‘bastard’ but Spinel, the chief of Shadows. Please to meet you. ”

n《無》

nTN: Mu. Nothing or Void I guess.

nI cannot do nothing. Everything will end if I do! As he seemed like he was about to launch into a villainous laughter, I had enough time to set up a huge ball of nothingness behind Spinel’s back.

nEven the so-called Destruction Devil knew that if his summoner died, he would disappear as well so he dashed towards the ball of nothingness excitedly.

nMaking use of that gap, I rushed over to the 3.

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nGod Slaying Sword.

nA name that was overflowing with chunibyo-ness. As it was the extremely foul aspect of being able to cut anything. And that sword was fast approaching me. The slow-motion world became even slower. I thought I heard screams coming from behind me.

nAble to cut anything. I felt like I heard that somewhere before.

nTN: Duh. Every LN ever made?

nI couldn’t help but laughed even at this timing. Well, I do not think I can avoid this. In that case.

n“《こんにゃく召喚》! ”

nTN: Konnyaku Shokan. Summon Konnyaku, a food that has 0 calories.

nI summoned a huge Konnyaku to appear in front of me. I apologize to the otherworld factory or supermarket or any family that I stole this from.

nAs I stared hard, so hard that I could burn a hole, at the slowly swinging sword, something shocking happened.

nTN: The slowness was the slow-motion thingy.

nThe edge of the blade touched the Konnyaku. It sank in a little and then…..Boing went the weird elasticity of the Konnyaku and the sword was bounced clean off.

n” Viva Konnyaku….! ”

nIt seemed like Konnyaku can’t be cut in this world as well.

nIt was my win.

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n” Destruction Devil? Stop joking. Destruction in front of creation doesn’t mean a thing! I will never recognize some chap who can only cut things to be the ‘Destruction Devil’. You are at most a ‘battle mania’. ”

nI sneered at Demon, who had a bewildered expression on his face, still holding onto his ‘bounced’ broadsword.

n” 《花瓶召喚》! ”

nTN: Kabin Shokan. Summon Vase. Ooooh, someone gonna die.

nI summoned Matilda-san’s vase and dropped it above Demon’s head.

nDirectly at the crown.

n” Besides, the ‘god’ you speak of is an unreasonable being. For example, making a vase drop out of the sky. ”

nDemon collapsed. Then he dissolved into black smog that dispersed into the air.

n” Please do not talk about god. That topic irritates me. ”

nBehind me with my smiling face, I am sure you can see an aura in the shape of John-sensei. That was how angry I actually was. I then turned to Spinel directly and let out my mana.

n….Ah, how stupid I was. Won’t that end instantly?

n” Spinel-san. This is the face of me being merciful. ”

nSpinel fainted just like that, with a stunned expressions stuck on his face. Well, I was rather evil in the end.

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nFirst you tie Spinel up with magic~♪

nJust a little, and a little more, increase the gravity and extract the mana~♪

nAnd ta-dah, Spinel-scroll is done~♪

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nI tied Spinel up in an easy-to-understand way those children programs often used. I had extracted all of his mana and bound him up with my magic so even if he woke up, there was nothing he could do. Plus I increased the gravity hold on him too. There was no way he could move. Not even I could move.

nBuu-san, who as lying right beside, was making a face as if he stepped on a bug…..no, as if he bit on that bug. Was it just my imagination? I want it to be.

n” That… was rather unbearable. ”

nIt was my imagination that he said that with a miserable face. Yep.

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nAnyway, I was happy that this trip, to chase after Shadow, was over.

nTo tell the truth, I was shocked at how fast this case was settled. At this speed, it was like I devised this whole thing before bringing the case to the ‘detective agency’. I couldn’t help but had these kind of doubts.

nHaving said that, I can’t stay in Hattuo for a vacation either. Because we were here to do a job. We can’t delay the report.

nI wanted to go for a bit of sight-seeing but…there was no choice. Let’s come back for a vacation the next time.

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nWell, for now, I transported the 3 at once, who can’t move because of the backlash from the Collar of Slavery. Of course, Spinel too. And when the scene changed to the bed in room of the inn I was staying.

n” Wi…. Willlll-dono?! This place is?! ”

n” Wi-Willia-chan?! ”

nAlthough I was neither Willlll or Wi-Willia, I resigned myself to it. It was normal for them to be confused. I was sure if I was in their shoes, I would be so shocked that my hiccups wouldn’t stop. Although I was not hiccuping right now.

nBut, then.

n” Aaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiioooooooouuuuuuuu! ”

nStop shaking me!

nI can’t explain like this even if I want to!

n” Stop it! ”

nI shook off their hands and jumped. In the air, I then pulled out my paper fan from my pendent.

n” Gwah! ”

n” Uwah! ”

nYosh, they calmed down. I waved my hand in front of their eyes and their line of vision followed it.

nHm, they looked fine…I think…maybe? Yep.

n” Do you need an explanation? ”

n“” Isn’t it obvious?! “”

nI shrank back from the perfect harmony from the both of them…. not. I stared in mute amazement as I regained my composure.

n” Erm….. You should know that I am the eldest son of the Duke of Elzmu Country, Gion Beryl, right? ”

n” Wait a minute. That was real? ”

nI didn’t expect I would pause at this stage.

nIvan-san asked, his eyes wondering about desperately.

n” Yes. ”

n” I thought it was a gh… ghost. ”

nAt Ivan-san’s words, my eyes turns into dots. TN: This

nThis was really a bolt out of the blue.

n” ……Ghost? ”

nI can’t help but parrot his words.

n” Yea. I thought it was a Noble ghost called Will that was possessing Willia-chan. ”

n” …..That’s not it. Both inner and outer are all Will, you know? 100% man. If you want I can strip, no, please let me strip. ”

nZirco-san put a stop to the me who was desperately trying to prove myself and erased the shame.

nWhoa, whoa.

n” I am sorry, I went a little out of control there. ”

n” No….no problem. ”

n” The proof that I am not a ghost… Oh right. 《悪霊退散》! ”

nTN: Akurei Taisan, Banish, Oh Evil spirits!

nWhite flames raised up at my chant and licked my body. The bed remained unburned. Although this spell was from the Fire attribute, it was a flame that deal with spirits, like ghosts, zombies and undead. The laws of nature?

nNo no. This is a magical world that is full of fantasy, you know?

nAh, correction.

nThis is a fantasy world full of magic. Don’t be bothered about it too much. In laymen terms, it was something like the Holy Fire. TN: Fox Fire in japanese

nI felt a little sorry for surprising Ivan-san but this was the only way I could prove that I was not possessed by a ghost.

n” Is this okay? ”

n” Wh, what is this? ”

n” Magic. A fire magic that banishes ghosts. It’s the magic you want the guild to cast on Will-dono. ”

nI nodded and it looked like Ivan-san finally understood.

n” Eh. Then then then Willia… Will-sama is really a noble? ”

nTo grind it into him, whose eyes were pleading me to say it wasn’t true, I nodded sternly.

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n” And, by the way, I can use magic of all attribute! ”

nPerfect timing, yay!

nI announced with a wink.

n” Is….that…..true…. ”

n” ……Tee hee♪ ”

nZirco-san simply fell back and fainted.

nHm.

nIt was lucky we were on my bed.

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nTN: I had a huge impulse to translate it as

nI love you, You love me~♪

nLet’s make a Spinel Scroll with me~♪

nWith a little bit of magic ropes & gravity~♪

nExtract his mana & that’s all you need~♪

nHe he he.

nAnd look, We got ourselves a John-sensei mention.

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